Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When do we get to see her original answer for how she wants to die? 0100
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My secret conspiracy theory is that he picked that song knowing Sam would stop him, just so he could show off his improvisation skills. Still impressive as hell either way but I love that idea of him also being sneaky. 030
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When I discovered the Ignore function in Discord, let me tell you, the relief. My peace no longer disturbed by bad faith "debates" or Schrodinger's Assholes. It's worth trying to work it out with most people, but sometimes they prove that you can't and you just gotta cut them out. 000
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 23/09/2026While I have one arm in a sling I have a great Halloween costume. I just need a bandit mask. I can be a slot machine. Aka A one armed bandit. 010
Reposted by JessoRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've still not been able to fight a man with a swordfish, but I have helped hold one and I do not think it would make as quality a weapon as the name implies. 2452219
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It is amazing how good a shower feels after just a few days without being able to take one. And clean hair! 011
Reposted by JessoThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 367201339889
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Oh man Piers Anthony. I read most of his "Incarnations of Immortality" series and boy howdy. I got so sick of the word "flesh" to describe women's bodies. 110
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm real grateful to have a partner who is willing, able, and actually eager to help me out and take care of me. He's going to stay with me after surgery and look after me while I hopefully sleep a lot through the power of pain meds. 010
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Surgery scheduled for Sept 1. They are gonna screw this bit of bone back into place so it stays put. Definitely not intimidating at all. (Ahhhhhhhh) It'll be okay, and it's gotta get done, but oh boy I'm ready to be on the other side of this adventure. 110
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This is similar to the plot of Termination Shock, minus the giant gun that shoots sulfur "bullets" into the atmosphere. Significantly less cool. 000
Reposted by JessoSo Mayer @suchmayer.northsky.social · 25/08/2026There are so many donations happening right now that the site has crashed. 2641901142
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Lol it's broken so I get to have surgery and do everything one handed for like 3 months. Right before I go visit Texas, and then move when I get back. What timing. 110
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I sprained my elbow pretty badly Sunday so I can't really move my left arm and I'm already very over having to try to do everything with one hand. 120
Reposted by JessoRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026heroic stuff here 292162285
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 04/08/2026But as much as she hates the process, she still comes to me for affection and comfort and cuddles, and that's really sweet. She might growl and occasionally hiss when I have to hold her still for medicine, but she forgives quickly and trusts me. It's so touching. 🥰 001
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I've been giving Marie ear medicine for almost 4 weeks now. She hates it! But she knows I give her treats every time, and get it over with as quickly as possible. I'm curious if she knows this is why her ears didn't itch anymore. 111
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Looking out my window and it's sepia toned out there. The light is Wrong. I know Portland isn't getting smoke nearly as bad as other places but I still don't like it. 020
Reposted by JessoRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use. 221174413960
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I have an important question that was not answered in the Behind the Scenes! Did y'all have a contingency plan for if someone said "winner winner chicken dinner" as a joke really early in the game? Or were y'all just counting on everyone trying to match the beat of the song in their responses? 000
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This morning I got an email with the phrase "retro-dated deadline" used entirely seriously. Y'all. Business jargon has gone too far. 010
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 30/07/2026L-L-L-L-LOSERS. These signature gatherers were awful. They lied about what the initiative would do and where the money would come from, and acted SO pissy if you turned them down. The "animal welfare" ones were at least slightly more honest if you asked questions. I'm so glad both of these failed. 010
Reposted by JessoThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026Ken Burns Wants You To Watch America: Birth Of A Nation Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU… 682833522
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 16/07/2026My cat Franklin will actively dream sometimes! I have to be careful because every once in a while he has a bad dream and wakes up in a panic and bolts, and if he's sleeping on me (I'm his favorite bed) then I'm the runway he's carving up. But he's so sweet I can't hold it against him ever. 001
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Okay yeah, good album. Feels more like old Muse! Not that newer stuff is bad, but it's interesting. 010
Reposted by JessoDan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I hate this headline. I hate it so much. Let me tell you why. It makes it sound like the AI was "cast" in a movie, except the movie is being made by the same people who made Tilly, it's all in house, I might as well announce that Dan Olson has been cast as the host of a Folding Ideas doc. 1114628811
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Through the power of DRUGS today's vet visit was successful. The vet tech drew some blood, and Marie did not! 020
Reposted by JessoMargaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 01/07/2026this week's post is about sports, and about how the signify acceptance in society, from the point of view of someone who was never accepted within them margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/its-just-s... 417939
Reposted by JessoRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/06/2026This is the most realistic explanation I've heard for what went wrong with the Reflecting Pool liner. 1671893
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Upshot to waking up 3 hours before my alarm (😭) is that I had time to walk down the street to pick up breakfast before work. 110
Reposted by JessoKaren Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 13/06/2026So an elephant pissed all over the floor at a Republican convention & a rainbow appeared over The Kennedy Center as they were removing Trump’s name & as a writer I have some thoughts. 7531103
Reposted by JessoRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/06/2026there's no ethical case for letting Mark Zuckerberg remain a free man 321926372
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Yeah cats peeing outside the box is usually a sign something is wrong. Peeing on your lap is a new one though. Cats usually aren't so direct in their communication, but that's a very clear "I want to speak to your manager" message. 230
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Just wait until you see the things that have you wash in Powerwash Simulator 2! (I love these games so much) 110
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Genuinely one of the fun parts of visiting Vancouver (the Canadian one) was having dinner at the place by the boatplane harbor-airport. There's a floating gas station for them! 110
Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 13/05/2026“It’s interesting because the same gender group that’s constantly complaining about how women are gold diggers who exploit them for labor and money … It turns out even they [men] can’t think of what they bring to the table other than money,” 001
