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Andy

@osandy.bsky.social
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Here for silliness, soccer, weather, and politics in that order. Mostly sane arsenal fan He/they

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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Milwaukee, the Berlin of America
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I would be a dog
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
Audubon Society Formally Excommunicates Penguins theonion.com/audubon-society-formal…
Audubon Society Formally Excommunicates Penguins
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Golden record
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Carl Sagan and a scientist colleague look into space, watching Voyager 1 (an unmanned space device designed to float eternally away from earth) fly into deep space. Sagan says, “well, away she goes. The next big step in extraterrestrial contact.” Panel 2: he asks his colleague, “what album did you decide to put on it?” Panel 3: Voyager 1 drifts away, earth shrinking in the distance. Attached to the spacecraft is a CD copy of Gucci Mane - Trap Story. The album cover is absolutely insane and designed to looked like a Toy Story spoof with a ton of jewelry and a trap house in the background.At the far end of the universe, 24 shnillion years from now: two bizarre aliens stand next to each other and listen to a CD player. One says, “dang, this goes hard.”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shoutout oats
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A medium who is hearing… A TikTok audio…
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reminds me of xhaka v crystal palace, but this is like half the angle of that goal
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 @ BLFC 🔜 Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Second image goes so hard
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s true, my uncle chuck in brownesville knows a guy who they paid $500 to walk some cows across the rio grande
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epistemic crisis actor @insaanity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He was a lot more relaxed when he was younger
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/L... So fucken funnnny
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From the soccer community on Reddit: VAR check for Haaland goal
Explore this post and more from the soccer community
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Referee weekends are like the bad bit of a hallucinogenic trip
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@proptermalone.bsky.social I saw that you have 103.3k posts. It really doesnt matter that much, huh? We can just post anything
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Looking hyper real
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
RIP Wendell Berry
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Brian Tang @btangywx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tropical Storm Edouard is organizing and strengthening, but doesn’t have much time left over water (thankfully). The storm reminds me of Humberto in 2007. The primary risk is heavy rain and flooding as the storm moves inland into eastern TX.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Straight gas today
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K Griffin @kgriffin.dev · 25/08/2026
one of the busier EPAC/CPAC maps you'll see...
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This hurt me in my childhood 😂
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Climate.us @climate.us · 13/08/2026
It's ENSO-forecast day at NOAA — the perfect day for an ENSO announcement of our own. Starting next week, we're taking baby steps toward rebooting the ENSO Blog, which ran on Climate(.)gov from 2014–2025. 🌎️🧪 [1/4]
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I point this out bc i have found community in poetry spaces
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You be writing lots of words and that is a form of craft
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Maplestory weapon
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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
FIFA and USSF Officials: This decision was the product of deliberation under our rules, nothing to see here TRUMP: I called my friend John Baby and told him “nice tournament, shame if something were to happen to it”
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
New library checkout rules
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’m doing my part!
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Golf club grip on baseball bat
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Rui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 19/06/2026
Telling my kids this was the Beach Boys
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Ricardo Pepi Is Ours
YouTube video by The Scuffed Soccer Podcast
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Also notable - Piero Hincapie is a menace
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Blonde Moises Caicedo looks hard af
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Australia v Turkiye Big, fast lads v tippy tappy nerds Still I enjoy this Turkiye team
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
First ever NBA finals trip SHAQUILLE O’NEAL. Age 23. Swept 0-4 in 1995. Today he has four championships. LEBRON JAMES. Age 22. Swept 0-4 in 2007. Today he has four championships. VICTOR WEMBANYAMA. Age 22. Lost 1-4 in 2026. (❓❓❓)
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Idk if there was any truth in the rumor that lille rejected a bid from arsenal a few days ago, but it got me all excited
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Carlo, this is not full suit weather. Where are your summer linens ?
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I love this Morocco team. I also love that they have upgraded an already nasty 451 midblock to an even nastier 433 midblock
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Jaw-dropping display of character. One of the most Gio Reyna things of all time
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Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’m glad I already subscribed to Peacock. Comprehending 30% of Spanish commentary is much more enjoyable than listening to Fox commentators
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the 13 posts of scooby-doo @dparks.world · 18/03/2026
rob stone: 1-0 USA, thoughts on the half? zlatan: weak, zlatan would have scored 3 carli lloyd: too many smiles out there for me, & celebrating the goal? the job isn't done yet. alexi lalas: 5 years later the media is still calling them insurrectionists, but on that day i saw nothing but patriots
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ʟᴇɢꜱ ʙᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨ @maybecam.blacksky.app · 11/06/2026
Recap if you missed it
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