Reposted by AndyThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026Audubon Society Formally Excommunicates Penguins theonion.com/audubon-society-formal… 2084570
Reposted by Andypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 Australopithecus 3 million years ago: 4590001734
Reposted by AndyJames Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice 112444279
Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Reminds me of xhaka v crystal palace, but this is like half the angle of that goal 000
Reposted by Andy💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 @ BLFC 🔜 Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I love second hand shopping 5650091270
Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s true, my uncle chuck in brownesville knows a guy who they paid $500 to walk some cows across the rio grande 030
Reposted by Andyepistemic crisis actor @insaanity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026He was a lot more relaxed when he was younger 1675599
Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/L... So fucken funnnnyreddit.comFrom the soccer community on Reddit: VAR check for Haaland goalExplore this post and more from the soccer community 000
Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Referee weekends are like the bad bit of a hallucinogenic trip 000
Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@proptermalone.bsky.social I saw that you have 103.3k posts. It really doesnt matter that much, huh? We can just post anything 110
Reposted by AndyPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass 252252305
Reposted by AndyBrian Tang @btangywx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Tropical Storm Edouard is organizing and strengthening, but doesn’t have much time left over water (thankfully). The storm reminds me of Humberto in 2007. The primary risk is heavy rain and flooding as the storm moves inland into eastern TX. 0124
Reposted by AndyPile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this: 10869531796
Reposted by AndyK Griffin @kgriffin.dev · 25/08/2026one of the busier EPAC/CPAC maps you'll see... 0309
Reposted by AndyClimate.us @climate.us · 13/08/2026It's ENSO-forecast day at NOAA — the perfect day for an ENSO announcement of our own. Starting next week, we're taking baby steps toward rebooting the ENSO Blog, which ran on Climate(.)gov from 2014–2025. 🌎️🧪 [1/4] 520370
Reposted by AndyDan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 06/07/2026FIFA and USSF Officials: This decision was the product of deliberation under our rules, nothing to see here TRUMP: I called my friend John Baby and told him “nice tournament, shame if something were to happen to it” 0152
Reposted by AndyRui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match. 168163182588
Reposted by AndyCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo 22689472262
Reposted by AndyJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 19/06/2026Telling my kids this was the Beach Boysyoutube.comRicardo Pepi Is OursYouTube video by The Scuffed Soccer Podcast 3242
Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Australia v Turkiye Big, fast lads v tippy tappy nerds Still I enjoy this Turkiye team 000
Reposted by AndySahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 14/06/2026First ever NBA finals trip SHAQUILLE O’NEAL. Age 23. Swept 0-4 in 1995. Today he has four championships. LEBRON JAMES. Age 22. Swept 0-4 in 2007. Today he has four championships. VICTOR WEMBANYAMA. Age 22. Lost 1-4 in 2026. (❓❓❓) 25510
Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Idk if there was any truth in the rumor that lille rejected a bid from arsenal a few days ago, but it got me all excited 010
Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Carlo, this is not full suit weather. Where are your summer linens ? 000
Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I love this Morocco team. I also love that they have upgraded an already nasty 451 midblock to an even nastier 433 midblock 000
Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Jaw-dropping display of character. One of the most Gio Reyna things of all time 170
Andy @osandy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I’m glad I already subscribed to Peacock. Comprehending 30% of Spanish commentary is much more enjoyable than listening to Fox commentators 030
Reposted by Andythe 13 posts of scooby-doo @dparks.world · 18/03/2026rob stone: 1-0 USA, thoughts on the half? zlatan: weak, zlatan would have scored 3 carli lloyd: too many smiles out there for me, & celebrating the goal? the job isn't done yet. alexi lalas: 5 years later the media is still calling them insurrectionists, but on that day i saw nothing but patriots 334877