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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Not worried about Peyton Watson when we got Alfalpha Diallo

Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Im glad the guy who clearly didnt want to be here is gone. From feeling disrespected by the Nuggets offer to asking for more money than your own damn teammate it seemed like everything coming from Pwats camp was designed specifically to say that he did not want to be here.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Do not go willy into that good nilly

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Hes right, its considerably more profitable to rob them at gunpoint. Do with this information what you will

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Man, blown leads are so funny when they aren't happening to your team

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Considering the rabidness of Knicks fans Trump cursing them might be the best thing for this country for reasons I am not allowed to divulge on this website.

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Zach @utm.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Can I get a non-Breen BANG

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

You will never convince me that Mark Daigneault isnt a sovereign citizen

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

He may be tall and athletic, he may be a millionaire, and he may be living out my childhood dreams of being a professional basketball player but Wembenyama will never understand how fun it is to drive a Mazda Miata so I'm the real winner here.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I enjoyed watching Cam Johnson play basketball tonight, I hope he stays a Nugget.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

If we do it to Rudy, Mike Conley, and Joe Ingles again....

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Spent the morning racking my brain for what a tough on crime pope would look like exactly

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

So Artemis gets to do all that but when I try to straight pipe my car Im the problem??

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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Headline:
Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

By far the most insane work email Ive ever received

An email about a sales meeting that references WW3 that I can only imagine was sent immediately after doing several lines of cocaine

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

As a thought experiment, imagine if I had no head and rode around horseback carrying a carved pumpkin and a saber. Think about what a terror that would be.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/03/2026

I think it’s a better tribute to Kobe to keep going when you’ve been told to stop

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

If theres anything ive learned about NBA discourse it is that Bam Adebayo is now the MVP frontrunner and best in the world.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

After many conversations with my father I am convinced that these 15% of Trump supporters could legitimately be talking into voting for socialist policies if you call it anything other than socialism. The word just initiates a fight or flight response in much of the older generation.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Malice in the Palace would have never happened if NBA officials weren't armed to the teeth with whistles

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Ann Hog @annhog.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Is there a web portal where I can submit my own photo and information? I’d like to be on the record opposing these assholes.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I hear there are some really good AI therapist bots that definitely wont tell you to end it all

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

The NFL should have jump balls

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Spencer Jones' LinkedIn post about that game is gonna be phenomenal

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Honestly the funniest basketball game ive ever witnessed.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

We avoided a serious injury but maybe Adam Silver can finally address offensive players driving straight into the chest of defenders to draw fouls/create space now that it's taken out the best player in the world for the next month

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

The entirety of your wealth should be seized and distributed amongst the masses for saying something this fucking stupid. Then you should be assigned a job that is more fitting for your level of intelligence, I'm thinking lube tech at Grease Monkey.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Nobody loves playing through a minor injury quite like Jamal

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I just want to know what happened to the flopping technical

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Really pisses me off that a high 5 after the shot is considered a foul in the NBA now. Call that shit a foul on any other court across the globe and you'll either find yourself in a fight or on the sidelines watching everyone else cause no one wants play with your ass.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Sengun has the biomechanics of an infant

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

34 years ago today my mother gave birth to an 11lb baby Steven. Today she is getting her hip replaced. These two things may be related.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

This is why I only vote for sexy politicians. In the event they all start blowing each other I dont want to have to shudder thinking about it.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Weird thing about having a real backup center for the first time since the Plumdog days is that I'm kind of excited for the few games Jokic sits out just so Val can log some actual minutes.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Absolute monster. Men, if you see this man in public and he escapes with all his teeth you have failed on your end of the social contract.

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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

he is human and needs to be loved

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Afro Mal, black skyline jerseys, and playing against the Clippers makes me miss Paul Millsap.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Thinking about all the NBA players I will be able to posterize when I weigh -200lbs. Count your fucking days, Wemby.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Dear God what is this Kings starting lineup, no fanbase should have to witness this

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Not winning the in season tournament is the morally correct decision so it's w/e but holy hell that was one of the worst officiated games I've ever seen

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Back in the day we used to call this the "fuck it, Gary Harris down there somewhere" pass.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Look at all them slippery surfaces. Please god, I've never asked you for anything before but I'm calling on you right now 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

You know what would make the NBA more fun than some silly courts and a tournament nobody gives a fuck about? Do away with the bland corporate bullshit team logos and bring back the fun ones that actually had character.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I think it's finally safe to say that Chris Paul will never be winning an NBA championship. Thank you basketball gods.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I think something to note about Jamal Murray is that last off-season was the first real off-season he has had since like pre-Covid due to either Covid itself and its effect on the NBA timeline, being injured, playing Olympics, or a shortened one due to winning a title.

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Steven @orthodoxpolock.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I generally think Adam Silver has been an evil force who is trying to kill the basketball gods but rigging the draft to send Victor Wembanyama to the single NBA franchise that wouldn't break him before he found his footing in this league was a good thing.

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