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a humble shitposter

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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 10h
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 18h
Octoboliever
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seems bad
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today is the day that John Naptist has had circled on the calendar for a long time
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no one names their kid Ichabod anymore
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's funny how much bandwidth conservative media spent on Hilary Clinton/Hunter Biden's laptops when this current administration churns out a Bengazi level controversy every 12hrs.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies theonion.com/letterboxd-holds-seanc…
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got to be a way to pepper this into a game organically. Al: Waston with his 22nd completion of the evening Kirk: Yeah, that's nearly as many sexual assault allegations he has.
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
H-O-T-T R-P-O, you can hand it off or throw
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
next from the WSJ, "Adolf Hitler: Maybe he was on to something"
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MacKinnon was in a knuckleduster last night? Are the Avs fixed?
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Hannah @meanmaxine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spooky season! Time to bring my cats out of storage!
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mike tomlin revealed the minecraft city he has building for a dozen years and it includes an MLS stadium. legend
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great work Bluesky, thanks
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tax dollars hard at work
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Where are all the "I did this" Trump stickers on the gas pumps?
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bummer😔
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stan Kroenke has to sell all his Denver teams now
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't know if there is a better home field advantage than denver
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Rapids lost? Jesus Christ
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Better trade him
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Estrogenesis
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great day for bike ride
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's coloradover
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sums😔
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
funny story about Civ 3. i was in college and had never played any civ games before so i asked my friend if i could watch him play. He responded, "who would want to watch someone else play video games?" who indeed.
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my9games.com
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went into a job interview and they told me I couldn't smoke meth in the office. Not working there!
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tim Tebow Nix
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i guess it's just more difficult to accede to the fact that you really do have zero control over what happens out there. so you gotta hold control over the discourse.
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
D'Angelo Russell, you are a Denver Nugget
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
much like "Man cannot step into the same stream twice" Teams cannot connect to the same device twice.
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How about four straight 100 loss seasons?
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My father-in-law asked me if I had a favorite poem and I didn't have an answer so I told him "The Autumn Wind" by Steve Sabol
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this obviously means he's gone
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know we're not supposed to normalize this stuff but there is only so many times I can see a post that says "holy shit" over the most predictable thing ever.
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when the Penners buy the Rockies I bet they will never lose 100 games in a season again.
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Tyler Q in Utah @tylerqinutah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WE DID IT!
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Steakhouse low-key underrated for vegetarians
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No one should be "Choosin' Texas".
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nearly half a year for a Christmas song makes Mariah's more impressive IMO
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
going through my Charlie Brown phase (saying "good grief" a lot)
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are there any good uses of AI?
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Dinner with DeAndre
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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BRENT @brentimus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What are we playing?
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