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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹

@orc.bsky.social
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🐇🐇🐇 Coined the trans idiom "egg" Former spook. Blurry. No war. Caller of the Small 🐇🐇🐇 I give my life not for honor, but for you...

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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 16h
People who stopped digging
No diamonds guy
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
For some reason every politician insists on giving a spreadsheet to their printers that has been formatted like this 11 Apple st 110 Route 66 111 Route 66 112 Route 66 12 Apple St 123 Route 66 13 Apple Street 135 Route 66 14 Pear St Etc.
Mail carriers after casing political mail for a whole month. Quagmire with one huge arm in front of a organization USPS case
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And a redo of my previous attempt
Hunter Schafer
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
More Hunter Schafer as Gaia
The just beautiful woman in the world
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This but it's Hunter Schafer
Gaia
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
playin dressmaker heres the tutorial i made
green dress with brown houndstooth paneling
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Muffuletta
Big ol sandwich
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That dude does sexy orc art like nobody's business. The best in the game.
Orc huntess scantily clad, leaping with spear pointed, directing her sabretooth companion towards their prey
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shane "no girlfriend" Gillis
Shane gillis on SNL saying I didn't more women just dressed like whores now
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I humbly submit,
Which episode name would be better with adding "in the ass?" From the joke star trek RedditOverlay of ds9 where I've created an episode title card that says Duet in the Ass
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hello, is this The Money calling?
jesse picking up the hotline
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nice of Trench to leave the accident report form on the desk before shooting himself
Picture of some paperwork splattered in blood. the top sheet says FBC accident report
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My Jesse is working stiff. Jobbing as a hero. He's starting a trade union at the FBC.
Guy from front wearing sensible work slacks, cuffed shirt rolled up, a so called compression vest with a tie under it. On his head is a matching hat and a comms headset.Guy from back wearing sensible work slacks, cuffed shirt rolled up, a so called compression vest with a pair of yellow buckskin and mesh leather gloves hanging off a carbineer on the back. On his head is a matching hat and a comms headset.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Travis Dylan Bickle
Definitely not Ryan Letorneau
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Accidentally came across this image of Dylan from Control and they're pointing out the weird paintings in the apartments, but all I can see is that they've made Dylan look like a school shooter
Trenchcoat Mafia Dylan
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You ain't done nothing if you ain't been called a Red
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
47, we need to have a talk.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Roll them windows up!!!!
People visible in one of the cars, making eye contact with the person filming
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can't park there.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS
WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS

I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shit that will age like milk
No
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please don't publish in the newspaper that I want pictures of Shrek's dong
The politician gave out his phone number in the paper
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you Northern Lion
Dudes are playing dress maker
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't believe they made this real
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Skydance Board:
THE GOD HAND
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fuck you am i supposed to remember every game theorist theys hould have accepted "james" lol
asdf
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found a little reference to pizza rat
Guy containing an alerted item by watching it. It's an old school trackball mouse eating a slice of pizza
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what if they replaced dylan with swag
swag
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hit dog will holler
US wimps out and moves bombers because the installation was threatened
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when you leave a hiss bus alive to farm its tiny spawns for 10 minutes
high score!
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The patterning is spreading.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
for bisexuality month dylan is making me bisexual
dylan faden looking like the soulful whiteboy
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pee goes directly into toilet without needing to get up.

Luck increased by 20%

INVISIBLE TO WOMEN

Own the house from Beetlejuice

Unlimited Arrows
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fit check
Girl
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time the furries are threatened like this I think of this scene in fight club
Scene where Tyler durden kidnaps the guy and says "we cook your meals, we collect your trash, we drive your ambulances."
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok now its really a wrap
third phase the bludgeon now hits for 114 twice
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thats a wrap
slay the spire, a bludgeon plus card that will play twice against an enemy taking a massive spike in vulnerable damage
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
look at that profile pic. look closely. does it remind you of anyone?
claire penis
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here you go
Attention Bajoran Workers I am not gay
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Postal correspondence has a trapped-in-amber quality that an electronic exchange never can. A postcard from Sarah is a snapshot, a moment in time captured and suspended until I receive it in my mailbox. I will respond with a postcard of my own, in a kind of parallel conversation to our daily tide of text messages, one that accumulates only as much momentum as the rate of the U.S. postal system allows.

There's a story in The Times today about a pen-pal resurgence among young adults. I read with interest of the renewed fascination with charming stationery and ornate envelopes, as well as the "collective craving for personal connections that build gradually over time."
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cute little essay from the times in my inbox. Snail mail is back baby.
Mail is back
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So Emily Pope and Jesse Faden are confirmed right? When you talk to her, Pope is the only person she asks about. Late game Pope says she needs her, and if you push her she says she couldn't admit her feelings because Jesse was her boss.
Notes on the director's desk drawn by pope and Jesse. Cute drawing by pope of herself eating a big sandwich and Jesse made a herself a stick figure behind a stack of ledgers on the desk saying too busy today.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
goddammnit
in the level
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gul dukat
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this essay by Stephen Colbert from America (the book), the Daily Show book stuck in my head for like 20 years.
Of Course Your Vote Counts!

By Stephen Colbert

In every election, many people grapple with the nagging suspicion their vote doesn't count. As a citizen and someone who is always right, it is respectively my duty and my pleasure to tell them they are wrong. In fact, our democracy depends on every citizen recognizing the value of his or her vote.

And here is the value of that vote. In the most recent presidential election 105,360,260 people cast ballots. That means each person's vote counted 000000949%. I defy you to find a mathematician who will tell you that number is less than or equal to zero. Okay, so we can agree, your vote counts. It counts.000000949%.

Swish that around in your mouth for a while. How does it taste?

Taste like freedom? 'Cause to me it tastes like jack-all squat.

This brings up a related, better question than "Does your vote count?" Namely, "Does your vote make a difference?" To answer that, perhaps a more visual comparison would be illustrative. Imagine your vote as a deer tick. And the election as the continent of Asia.

Fig. 1 "Asia"

Fig. 2 "Deer Tick"

Do you notice the relative size of these two things? See how the deer tick appears in comparison with the largest continent on earth? This gives you a rough idea of the difference your vote makes vis-à-vis the entire electorate.

But there is good news. Due to the rampant (and growing) cynicism of people who feel their vote doesn't make a difference, voter turnout is steadily decreasing. Where this cynicism comes from escapes me, but it means that with each electoral cycle, the value of one vote increases. Now, it's difficult to imagine a day when the candidates running don't vote. So that's two votes right there. But, it is not difficult to imagine a day when only one other person bothers to vote. And oh, what a valuable vote that would be!

You're welcome.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when the build OP
arcade cabinet score
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Legitimately went on a date with this guy
Dylan
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