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SHE'S HERE, SHE'S THERE, SHE'S EVERY-FKN-WHERE, ORBETTTEEE, ORBETTTEEEE #UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾

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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 5m
Aye, considering just how much he was in before it makes sense now, there's no way Flanners would work with him if he's a dickhead
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 11m
Ah, that'll be why HT was sacked off from the last couple of Flanagan's projects then
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 22m
Jarlsberg cheese toastie ✅ Tomato soup with a whack of gochujang in it ✅ Quarantine 2 on Netflix ✅ Marvellous
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 5h
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 4h
Right today's plans include watch this Unabomber film on Netflix, do spare room tidying (ruthless tidying), tommy soup and a cheese toastie for lunch, then more tidying, then silly telly then dinner. Smashing.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 4h
Can tell you from experience that this is a great fact to keep in your pocket, make it one of your Big Facts because whether it's an argument or just a chat it properly discombobulates lol
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 4h
one of Kemi Badenoch’s biggest problems is what Kemi Badenoch says & the existence of reality
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 17h
Sharpie to draw tattoos on yourself
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 17h
Always do! One of my favourite films
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 17h
Just saw cineworld are showing Obsession in 4DX and I genuinely burst out laughing
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19h
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Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 20h
24 Hour Party People at the cinema let's gooooooooo
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cool well I hate that
A lamp adorned with dental equipment
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Picking a song is impossible because I've gone THIS IS THE BEST SONG I'VE EVER HEARD at least once a day since I was capable of having the thought
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everyone is ill at the moment it feels like
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was so interesting, got to meet some of the cast as well! Would have been in 1998 so can't for the life of me remember who was in it but it was just so spectacular.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GIRLS TRIP! 💖💃
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can I come
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Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 05/10/2026
I was indoctrinated into this show as a child through the double cassettes and went to see it again this year and it is SO joyfully silly and the music is just absolutely spinetinglingly fantastic. Trying to think of a modern musical as ingrained in the lives of kids via their parents as this one.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I absolutely LOVE it. They had it on at the Birmingham Hippodrome when I was at school and we were able to go as a class trip and went backstage and saw how the candles that rose up through the stage worked and the chandelier. It was amazing. Adored it ever since.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A sexy threat?
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It does, like my cats when they've caught a ball of paper
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
War of the Worlds or Catchphrase. They were both around the same time.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fair play though the coat of arms for where this has all kicked off slaps
Coat of arms of Irkutsk
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah yeah prob fine eh www.cnbc.com/2026/10/05/s...
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Russia hospitalizes almost 200 people after researcher's death from plague: Reports
Nearly 200 people are under medical observation in Russia’s Irkutsk region over suspected exposure to plague, according to local media reports.
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So Portugal had a red card and STILL won without Ronaldo? lol
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heads up for UK folks, The Substance just got added to BBC iPlayer.
A movie poster for the movie The Substance directed by Coralie Fargeat starring Demo Moore, Margaret Qualley, and Dennis Quaid. The poster shows a green vial of activator fluid and lots of positive review quotes.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Funny that WB dumped Coyote/Acme (which made more than this) and their shitty lockdown antics made Nolan fuck off to Universal and now has one of the biggest movies of the year. I mean, LOL.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fucking guess so eh
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@dougalmcflurry.bsky.social I'm five minutes into the new AHS
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My Lord
ALT: My Lord
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The COLORS music videos are great, I was obsessed with this one first youtu.be/7u9vWG7IL0Q?...
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Flagboy Giz - We Outside | A COLORS SHOW
YouTube video by COLORS
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've watched this so many times, it's so good, she's completely captivating youtu.be/b5unUACxHJ8?...
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earthsignchels - Daddy Died | A COLORS SHOW
YouTube video by COLORS
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only if someone throws a bucket of water down first
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👀 #F1
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bahrain should be in Malaysia every year
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Rory Mitchell @rorymitchellf1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I vote we have the #BahrainGP in Malaysia every year. #F1
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a shitshow, loved it. #F1
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't believe Stroll could finish this tbh #F1
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus christ 😂 #F1
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bottas 😭❤️ #F1
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All the softs having a HOWLER #F1
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right ok
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mate what the fuck is going on
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am incredibly confused 😃
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But it's saying standing start now
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