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SHE'S HERE, SHE'S THERE, SHE'S EVERY-FKN-WHERE, ORBETTTEEE, ORBETTTEEEE #UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾

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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Commute playlist slaps obvs
A number of songs related to Bamboleo by Gypsy Kings in a playlist.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We'll be redecorating the spare room next year and naturally I'm picking how it'll be decorated. Here is are my design influences
Comrade Pingu art by idlesuperstar
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well I'm not going anywhere now am I
A black cat lying downA black cat getting chin scritches
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Plus, even Villa don't have flashy vid images sometimes!
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Would you like a picture of Stevie
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cool well I hate that
A lamp adorned with dental equipment
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fair play though the coat of arms for where this has all kicked off slaps
Coat of arms of Irkutsk
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ferrari power units in wet weather
Angry pingu
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
F1 is going to be an absolute banter this weekend
Sepang weather being lightning and rain
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was out yesterday so I'm sure it was mentioned but this is great stuff, really enjoyable
Bombshell: Cristiano Ronaldo leaves with immediate effect and stops as a Portugal international

Cristiano Ronaldo has left Portugal with immediate effect, according to Spanish outlet MARCA. The newspaper says Jorge Jesus's latest press conference is the direct reason behind the decision.

Ronaldo and Jesus have been at odds for several days. The forward stayed on the bench for the full 90 minutes against Norway, a 2-1 win, and was visibly furious about it. He also chose not to thank the travelling fans.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao
Reports or power loss in Sheffield
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All the players on international duty looking at the city players like
Widows bay I know that you asked me to be supportive but I have my qualms
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
100%
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having some of these with me cobs and theyre fucking insane
Bret's Goat Cheese & Espelette Pepper Crisps
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Queen I am obsessed I adore
Olivia Coleman at the Wicker premiere 2026
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"If you're telling me that, because of some sponsorship deal that was signed nearly 15 years ago, the four in a row and Istanbul and all of those things now mean nothing and the club should be burnt to the ground and its supporters banished to North Korea...

"Then you're being hysterical."Nathan Fielder Nathan Fielder
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If Burnham wants to drink at the football he can just come to a National League North match
A pint and a football pitch
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YEAAAAAAHHHH that's the stuff
The book Menopause and ADHD by Dr Helen Wall
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@jonnelledge.bsky.social THERE HE IS
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just think hes neat
Marge Simpson holding a potato with the words Robert Pattison on it
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well
A woman drinking beer
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's comfy womfy season in the Orbette household
Black cat sleeping on a blanket
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ahahahahhahaha ahahhahahaaaa #Popbitch
>> Doggington <<
An independent village

The uproar over Piddington’s Jubilee Park is a surprise to some locals, given that its sole purpose prior to the erection of the big Hollywood-style Piddington sign - in support of the village’s risible vote to secede from the UK - appeared to be for dogging.

Rarely frequented by locals, given its relative distance from the village, things had got bad enough that the hedge at the entrance to the park had to be cut down so that Thames Valley Police could see in from the road.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, they covered that
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@anothersmd.bsky.social
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The trailer has really stirred shit up for people and god I can't wait for this.
A post from Threads of Nathan Fielder that says 'If I send this to you it means you went low, but imma take us both to hell.'
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Behold. A culprit. A scoundrel. A little babby. Stevie of Crimes.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@dougalmcflurry.bsky.social babes look what I got for three quid
The vinyl album Love Songs by Barbra Streisand
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've never wanted to smash buy more than I do right now. An Adidas dirndl dress?!??! Yes please?!!? Alas I do not ever have a spare £350 lmao www.adidas.co.uk/adidas-origi...
Adidas dirndl dress for £350
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
man knows the score
Wile E Coyote says keep art alive during a Reddit AMA
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Absolutely ridiculous lmao, and not even including Madjo and Hemmings as they were already with us.
The new signings for Aston Villa in the Summer 2026 window
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wait no it's the same
Orbette holding a pen
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My husband sends me such sweet messages when we're apart.
A WhatsApp message that says 'I just need to listen to the national anthem of Kyrgyzstan and then it'll be bed time for me'
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
me watching chelsea nab our winger, goalie and set piece coach
ed miliband behind a window
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Probably region locked because mine says Ontario and there are plenty in the replies outside of the US showing the same.
Lake Ontario on Google Maps
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Two? Fucking good luck with that lol
Olive oil mashed potato from M&S
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Look, it's not about need
Pets at home cauldron cat bed for twenty pound
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He is there, I am aware, I am looking, I want a hug. Everyone knows the moment they go 'OH OH I SEE' and mine was when he played Porthos in Disney's The Three Musketeers
Oliver Platt as Porthos is Disney's Three Musketeers
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
❤️
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Been reminded about this moment about a week into having Nandor and Stevie when they were in the spare room getting used to things. Stevie decided to do whatever was going on here. This should have been a sign tbh.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
From the ADHDUK post-programme survey results, the one word responses from people about how they felt after watching it. They won't be but everyone involved in the show should be ashamed of themselves.
In one word, how did the programme make people feel?
angry annoyed anxious appalled ashamed attacked  awful belittled betrayed concerned confused curious defeated deflated depressed despondent devastated disappointed disgusted disheartened dismissed disregarded distraught distressed enraged exhausted fake fraud fraudulent frustrated furious gaslit heartbroken hopeless horrified humiliated informed infuriated insulted invalid invalidated invisible judged livid marginalised misunderstood outraged sad scared shame shocked sickened stigmatised targeted unheard unseen upset vulnerable worried worthless
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well this seems interesting and unsurprising archive.ph/vB0BP
Then there is the claim that ADHD is a social construct, not a neurodevelopmental condition. This is something Pemberton concludes after talking to neuroscientist Katya Rubia at King’s College London. Rubia says that while there is evidence of differences between the brains of people with ADHD and neurotypical people at the group level, it isn’t possible to diagnose ADHD from a brain scan.
She is right, of course. You can’t diagnose ADHD from brain scans. The same can be said for most, if not all, psychiatric and neurodevelopmental conditions. Most of these, like ADHD, are diagnosed by assessing symptoms and the effect they have on a person’s everyday ability to function. “My interview was hours long and they cherry-picked the bits that suited their push for presenting ADHD as a myth,” Rubia told New Scientist. “Biased programs like this one that push their view of ADHD as a mythical entity are irresponsible and will have detrimental effects.”
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An Aston Villa fan at this point of the transfer window
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nandor is guarding my tablets in case any dickhead TV doctors try and come and take them
A black cat, a water flask and some medication on a table
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am, of course, fucking dumb and bought the game forgetting I need PS Plus to play multiplayer, where the game is currently free as a monthly download
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's Black Cat Appreciation Day so you better fkn appreciate my black cats
Two excellent black cats snuggling
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just another day on normal island
So did you get this shit today.... no outdoor fires in any form.
I believe they are going after our food.... synthetic folic acid put in flour and no outdoor eating bbqs ect...
Flour we use to make bread pasty and cakes for those of us that like to eat healthily and not processed shit and now those who live off grid will not be able to eat outdoors..
Heres how to turn off the bs alerts....
just my thinking xx
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Aye
European Athletics Championships at Alexander Stadium in Birmingham
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh my ✨god✨
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