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OPTX @optx.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

“Communism is things I don’t like, and Socialism is when people I don’t like get things” -American Conservatives

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Larry @superhandle.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

30-year-olds are almost old enough to know what they want.

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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Went to a restaurant last night. With dread predictability the waitress' first words were: "Do you know how it works here?" And already then, at that precise moment, you know you're fucked.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Elon: “Heil Hitler” the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/12/2024

NFL Planning Small, Intimate Super Bowl With Friends, Family theonion.com/nfl-planning...

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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 11/12/2024

Googling Stuff: Then v Now.

This title if the comic is ‘Googling Stuff…’
The comic shows two columns: on the left is “Then” showing search results with one thing listed as “the thing you want”

On the right column is ‘Now’ - also showing search results but in this case it’s a whole bunch of stuff you don’t need:

AI TAKING A WILD STAB AT IT WITH SOME
BLATANT MISINFORMATION

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

PEOPLE ALSO ASK

VIEW PRODUCTS

And then right at the bottom just off screen is ‘the thing you want’

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No Justice No Peace @niqw.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 NYPD now believes the healthcare vigilante to be hiding under an untold number of women.

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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Just remembered about the girl at uni who was disappointed by the movie "BLACK HAWK DOWN" (2001) because she was under the impression it had 'some aliens' in it. Somalians. It has *somalians* in it.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I wonder if the guy who invented rotisserie chicken is turning in his grave

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Good. It’s horrific how other platforms abused their reach to strangle local, independent, and national outlets alike. I WANT to see news and actual vetted work and I WANT journalists to get rewarded for it. Because I want to live in a thinking human world over some AI generated slop dystopia

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 26/11/2024

nothing but net

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

nice post do you mind if i tell you my life story in the replies

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Liz Richardson @mizliz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Heartbroken to admit that if you eat healthier things and move more, it does make you feel better. What the fuck.

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OPTX @optx.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Still pals, years later. #cats

A grey and orange cat sleep next to each other on a sofa.

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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 22/11/2024

Sam Altman is saying AGI is coming next year. You just need to keep giving him money, then it's surely happening! It's inevitable! No, definitely! This time, the singularity is real! It will be your fault for not giving him enough money if eudaimonic utopia doesn't spontaneously burst out of him!

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Cool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

New episode of Better Offline: The Rot Society www.iheart.com/podcast/139-...

New episode of Better Offline: The Rot Society

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/139-better-offline-150284547/episode/the-rot-society-240207251/

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.

Definition of “kakistocracy” as a government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/11/2024

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-locks-...

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OPTX @optx.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

A male stranger just told me to smile more. I’m fortunate that the women in my life have taught me why that’s inappropriate. My god, it is unbelievably infuriating to experience in person.

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Holy shit — vasectomy appointments increased by 1200% after the election.

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Parodia World News @parodyislegal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Hearing about Trump's latest insane nomination...

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