iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

You never want things to go haywire unless you are building a "Farmer's Bomb"

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

call me a Schlage Electronic Keypad Deadbolt Door Lock the way I be turnt indoors 💯🚪

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

You’re a woman owned winery for this one bro

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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

looks like youre up dick creek without a condom bro

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

i don't think there's anything better for lifetime nutrition than giving a man a fish

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jojo seawall @thompsonalysis.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

sometimes i read replies on here and can tell the poster is hyperventilating into a brown paper bag

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Why are malls the only biome that get their own kind of goths

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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

[A guy who has read a lot about Greek food and rifle sights, but has never heard of a rotational stabilizer] This is not how I pictured a gyroscope...

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

banned from the fried chicken place for carving the solidified oil into a wax figure of the manager

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

crawling through the church's chicken order window when the employee isn't there at 3 am

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

ever since that guy taught me how to catch those animals in the water I've been eating so regularly

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

sometimes I get the urge to construct a clay warrior to protect my ruler should I take a dna test

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

coffee tastes so good I wish I could have more and not feel like I was being chased by a lion

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

"with frenemies like these who needs enemiends?" my brain blips before the 2 month old headcheese i ate sends me into a comma

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

straight man at the bar just said i was like if Nathan Fielder had a chode im going to savour that forever

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

maybe if they called books cool things like the lying, the bitch and the war drones I would have learned to read before 5th grade

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nathan, vengeful spirit of emails @wiseposter.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

haunted by the spirit of a pizza i ate too fast.

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

if the smiths had instead named the song "this chairman mao" it wouldn't have mattered cause he died in 1976

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Team USA's GM said he wanted to play tighter to Canada's scorers. For more information about his strategy, search up "Bill Guerin cover up"

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/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ @operationipee.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

you'll love my buddy, he speaks only in riddles whose complexity exceeds human comprehension

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Daniel Wagner @passittobulis.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Jordan Binnington

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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

It's crazy that JT Miller actually KO'd himself.

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Luc @lcfrst.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I just love the internet.. #Canucks

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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

the algorithm here is very pro mushroom

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

the jerk store called, they said— wait no not jerk store. what's the place where you rent porno tapes from. they said i gotta return some porno tapes. well, dvds. but that never sounded right to me. porno dvds... anyway, i gotta go home early

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

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