iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

If you really think about it, wedding ceremonies are just parades for straight people

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

“Kids are weak these days we survived the downfall of MySpace” did the government ban your income for vague security reasons that would be curated to continue further first amendment violations and triggering the downfall of MySpace you loud idiot

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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Hour one without tiktok. I went outside and built a fire from leaves and sticks. I foraged for my dinner and died from listeria

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

gonna just keep this response on hand for the next several years

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Decided this is a good time to hop back on tumblr

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Gonna roughly transcribe a tiktok the app won’t show anyone because the app refusing to show it to anyone is part of my point

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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Gonna start replacing “bro” with “diva.” Finance bro? No. Ur a finance diva now. Tech bro? Tech diva. Get with it or get lost

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Hear me out: Galinda changing her name to Glinda is the Ozian equivalent of a land acknowledgement

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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Luigi Mangione? LUIGI MANGIONE?! Eric Adams turning around in his office, spots a Luigi’s Mansion gift for his kid. “The shooters name is… Luigi Mangione”

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If Books Could Kill @ifbookspod.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

if it turns out this guy used The 4 Hour Work Week to free up time for this assassination we will formally issue a correction on our episode

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

“Don’t understand why I have such an endless headache” I say while weaning myself off caffeine, sleeping with my neck at an acute angle, and playing my car radio at 76 degrees volume

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.

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daniel chamberlain @amfmpm.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

*pepperoni monocle falls out* mamma mia...

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ninalevain.bsky.social @ninalevain.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Need Luigi's manifesto, and by that I mean I need that man in my festo

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Have you even truly owned a cat if they haven’t done something so destructive you contemplate swaddling them and leaving them at a fire station

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

“Frankie, I don’t understand, why do you keep cancelling weeks of hellofresh instead of your whole subscription” because one day I might wake up an entirely different person who is responsible and can focus on a half hour of cooking, and that version of me deserves discounts on box meals

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

“Well personally I don’t condone murder” I mean you were fine with it when that CEO was creating policies that murdered in the name of profits, so. I’d joke that maybe you want us to just replace the second amendment with a right to murder by bureaucracy but that’s not a joke, is it?

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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

This isn’t very scientific- surely we should continue testing the hypothesis before giving up.

A computer screen shows an editorial news headline “murdering health insurance CEOs will get us nowhere”

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Discovered a very attractive corn star only to learn he died years ago

A screenshot of a sent text that reads “even in death he gave me an orgasm so intense I could feel it in my teeth which means even in death hotter than any actual person I’ve slept with so rest in power king.” The chat log is blue implying both users are on iPhones

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Nothing’s made in America anymore. I just want American-grown potatoes but all the ones in the grocery store are grown in Idaho

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff

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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

sucks how video games perpetuate unrealistic expectations, for instance my dog will never bring me valuables from the enemy whose throat he just throttled while I stood back and watched

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I think I am entitled to a platform because I bring representation to the under-represented “no jawline” demographic. People who look like thumbs can be sexy, funny, and sexy too

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Trump might replace briefing room journalists with manosphere podcasters. Secretary of Defense Desantis: we’re going to war with Burbank High’s gay-straight alliance. Any questions? Fresh: will you consider a peace treaty if they fire all the females?

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

“Ariana Grande only said Glinda could be gay to queerbait,” says heterosexual idiot who didn’t grasp the subtext of Fantastical Fascism the Catchy Musical

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

“I think all the characters are nuanced and well, Wicked, in their own ways,” says idiot who didn’t understand Fantastical Fascism the Catchy Musical

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Insurance CEO is murdered by gunman who then flees on an e-bike. Smh now millennials are destroying the getaway car industry

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Sometimes I try to look at pornography too soon after taking my Lexapro and the immediate invasive boredom it incites is truly awe-inspiring Anyway @nymphomercial.info returning soon to wherever you listen to podcasts

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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie 1. Snow 2. Red rum 3. Hyperactive kids 4. Big snuggly jumpers 5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Took myself to see Wicked tonight. I kept watching all these bitchy queens and lesbians group thinking through their dance numbers thinking to myself “this is the gay agenda, this is the America the gays want” 10/10 can’t wait for part 2

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 26/11/2024

writing a big "W" on the chalkboard in front of the world OMELAS to invent Womelas, the Omelas for women. everyone in the boardroom cheers

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

MRI update: spent a lot of time asking myself “did I forget about my Phineas Gage accident” and not enough time asking myself “how do I feel about being inside small tunnels that sound like screaming murder machines” and that second question was actually far more relevant

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Waiting for my first MRI having normal thoughts like “wait what if I HAVE sustained a metal injury to my eyeball and forgot” and “wait what if I DO have a penile implant and I forgot” and “haha fuck you doctor ‘we don’t do brain scans for hypochondria’ Siri play Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional”

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Watching Wicked the way it was intended: in minute and a half chunks every 2-3 scrolls on TikTok.

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

You know how people with ADHD have higher rates of auto accidents? What if we created a screen that can go on the dashboard that plays subway surfers?

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I’m a chronically online writer of horror and comedy, a recently diagnosed focal epileptic, and I’m working to move to the PNW and start a media production company on a farm. A … content farm, if you will, ha. Ha. It’ll center disabled creators and accessible practices! #promosky

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I saw someone on tiktok the other day sincerely saying (as a leftist) “not everyone who voted for Kamala is a fascist lunatic” and I mean don’t get me wrong, I blocked them right away, but it’s maybe the first time ever I’ve felt completely without context in the face of leftist discourse

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

“I’m an only child and I’ve always wondered what it’s like to have siblings” Here you go

It’s a screenshot of a text sent to Seeeestaaar. The first text is a picture: Frank, a gay in serial killer glasses, grimaces. In the grimace, you can see forehead, eyebrow, and cheek wrinkles. The second text reads: Lines in a face tell a story of a life lived and look how much of my life has been spent upset at the things you say.

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Mouthwashing Lovecraftian Recovery AU

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Maybe your schizophrenia is ACTUALLY psychic abilities? Maybe your seizures are ACTUALLY messages from God? Maybe your mononucleosis is ACTUALLY past life regression to when you were a sexy consumption riddled artist and modern medicine is merely repressing the genius of your past self?

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Driving Thoughts with Frankie: Oh, I flip a bitch alright. Every night when I go to bed. I toss and turn. I can’t sleep thinking about what a bitch I’ve been.

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Looks like we’re posting cats, yes?

Minccino, a grey cat, uses a stack of fresh washed towels as a head pillow

Minchie, in her stress over the existence of a plumber, does her best Wilford Brimley impression to defend herself

Minchie stretches her arm out wide. I have bed head and have narrowly avoided being punched in the face by her ceiling-bound stretch

Minchie looks regal and fluffy on top of a bookshelf.

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

One of my tires exploded while I was giving my dad a ride from a doctor’s appointment. Turns out my tires had locks and I likely threw the key out not knowing what it was. Cue my sane, normal father proceeding to yell at everyone who tried to help that he just needed death grips.

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