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Frankie

@oopsanonbinary.bsky.social
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they/them. I have an opportunity to do my dream project and I am VERY EXCITED STAY TUNED

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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
If you really think about it, wedding ceremonies are just parades for straight people
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I did! My blog is @oopsanonbinary too :)
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I don’t have much experience with shorts but reels is too vulnerable to clickbait imo, there’s things I’d never watch on TikTok that are disproportionate on my Instagram because I’m too curious not to click
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
“Kids are weak these days we survived the downfall of MySpace” did the government ban your income for vague security reasons that would be curated to continue further first amendment violations and triggering the downfall of MySpace you loud idiot
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Hour one without tiktok. I went outside and built a fire from leaves and sticks. I foraged for my dinner and died from listeria
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
gonna just keep this response on hand for the next several years
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Decided this is a good time to hop back on tumblr
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
And the fact that I can’t even say sex uncensored without tiktok destining my work for failure is ridiculous. All other social media have attempts at common sense age segregation why the fuck don’t you??
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I know backlash is like the ebb and flow of history, but it feels disproportionate that fascism is the reward for five years where threesomes were cool, you know? Was not the desired outcome of the sex positivity movement
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I hope she made a buttload of money and that at worse it was like the times I’ve done jobs I hate for buttloads of money — like Christmas at the post office, or at Starbucks.
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The Overton window of the conversation is “she’s to be hated because she’s a dirty dirty sex worked” and “she’s to be pitied because it’s clearly self-harm.” It’s unnuanced and frankly uninteresting conversation.
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Not just any opinion, that she’s worth hating for it. It’s like my generation accomplished nothing
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
People actually have opinions on Lily Phillips having sex with 100 men and that’s the most disheartening thing I’ve ever heard as a millennial
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Gonna roughly transcribe a tiktok the app won’t show anyone because the app refusing to show it to anyone is part of my point
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Instagram comment sections are uniquely vile, and I’m saying this while at least once a week someone on TikTok accuses me of having not just horse teeth, ugly horse teeth.
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If this had like a radial blur or a zoom blur it would have react meme potential I think
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
That was you!!
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Gonna start replacing “bro” with “diva.” Finance bro? No. Ur a finance diva now. Tech bro? Tech diva. Get with it or get lost
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Hear me out: Galinda changing her name to Glinda is the Ozian equivalent of a land acknowledgement
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Luigi Mangione? LUIGI MANGIONE?! Eric Adams turning around in his office, spots a Luigi’s Mansion gift for his kid. “The shooters name is… Luigi Mangione”
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If Books Could Kill @ifbookspod.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
if it turns out this guy used The 4 Hour Work Week to free up time for this assassination we will formally issue a correction on our episode
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
“Don’t understand why I have such an endless headache” I say while weaning myself off caffeine, sleeping with my neck at an acute angle, and playing my car radio at 76 degrees volume
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You’re why they caught him
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daniel chamberlain @amfmpm.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
*pepperoni monocle falls out* mamma mia...
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ninalevain.bsky.social @ninalevain.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Need Luigi's manifesto, and by that I mean I need that man in my festo
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
No you don’t understand I had a full, totally organized thing of pony beads that she knocked over
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Have you even truly owned a cat if they haven’t done something so destructive you contemplate swaddling them and leaving them at a fire station
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
“Frankie, I don’t understand, why do you keep cancelling weeks of hellofresh instead of your whole subscription” because one day I might wake up an entirely different person who is responsible and can focus on a half hour of cooking, and that version of me deserves discounts on box meals
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Wait shit I’m trying to be funny on here uhhh well the only murder I condone is swallowing that sexy assassin’s load. Ooooh, do you think he’ll write cute little messages on his spermies for me??
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I just think it’s more blatant than ever that it’s not even about respectability politics or whatever with these types, it’s about a perverse belief that killing is a right that belongs to power structures, and killing to dismantle them is the real evil.
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
“Well personally I don’t condone murder” I mean you were fine with it when that CEO was creating policies that murdered in the name of profits, so. I’d joke that maybe you want us to just replace the second amendment with a right to murder by bureaucracy but that’s not a joke, is it?
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This isn’t very scientific- surely we should continue testing the hypothesis before giving up.
A computer screen shows an editorial news headline “murdering health insurance CEOs will get us nowhere”
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The picture is just a text screenshot but figured it’s the kind of TMI one should opt into
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Discovered a very attractive corn star only to learn he died years ago
A screenshot of a sent text that reads “even in death he gave me an orgasm so intense I could feel it in my teeth which means even in death hotter than any actual person I’ve slept with so rest in power king.” The chat log is blue implying both users are on iPhones
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Nothing’s made in America anymore. I just want American-grown potatoes but all the ones in the grocery store are grown in Idaho
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
sucks how video games perpetuate unrealistic expectations, for instance my dog will never bring me valuables from the enemy whose throat he just throttled while I stood back and watched
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I think I am entitled to a platform because I bring representation to the under-represented “no jawline” demographic. People who look like thumbs can be sexy, funny, and sexy too
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Trump might replace briefing room journalists with manosphere podcasters. Secretary of Defense Desantis: we’re going to war with Burbank High’s gay-straight alliance. Any questions? Fresh: will you consider a peace treaty if they fire all the females?
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
“Ariana Grande only said Glinda could be gay to queerbait,” says heterosexual idiot who didn’t grasp the subtext of Fantastical Fascism the Catchy Musical
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
“I think all the characters are nuanced and well, Wicked, in their own ways,” says idiot who didn’t understand Fantastical Fascism the Catchy Musical
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Insurance CEO is murdered by gunman who then flees on an e-bike. Smh now millennials are destroying the getaway car industry
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sometimes I try to look at pornography too soon after taking my Lexapro and the immediate invasive boredom it incites is truly awe-inspiring Anyway @nymphomercial.info returning soon to wherever you listen to podcasts
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie 1. Snow 2. Red rum 3. Hyperactive kids 4. Big snuggly jumpers 5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Took myself to see Wicked tonight. I kept watching all these bitchy queens and lesbians group thinking through their dance numbers thinking to myself “this is the gay agenda, this is the America the gays want” 10/10 can’t wait for part 2
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Frankie @oopsanonbinary.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Hey I’ve only been here for like a week but I’d like to go back to Goastesky
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