Reposted by Oolon Coluphid DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is clearly not acceptable 82793683177
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 8hIn a picture in my mind, one of them is yelling “Papiere!!!” at someone approaching the box. Not sure where that is coming from. 010
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10hMy latest @newscientist.com cartoon 2429951143
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidJake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854 118116434991
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026… and so are the so-called “christians”. Maybe this will help… theonion.com/god-angrily-...theonion.comGod Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' RuleNEW YORK—Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for more than 6,000 years, angrily clarified His longtime stance ... 000
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Six months ago:theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo... 18773191640
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Mit dem sind wir immer das letzte Stück der Strecke nach Brunsbüttel gefahren, wenn wir unsere Oma besucht haben. Und einmal haben sie hinter uns den Bahnhof *zugeschlossen*, als die letzten Fahrgäste raus waren. Ich als Großstadtkind war baff 🤯 010
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Vorher bekommt Trump aber noch seinen Friedens-Nobelpreis. 020
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidKatrin Göring-Eckardt @goering-eckardt.de · 08/10/2026Eine Schande für Deutschland. Ein Verrat an Europa. Ein Bärendienst für Frieden. Aber leider habe ich schon nichts anderes mehr von ihm erwartet. 831246191
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh no. You don’t push on Friday. You NEVER push on Friday. 010
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidLauren Ashley Davis @laurenmeidasa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Robert F Kennedy Jr allegedly allowed over $800,000 in taxpayer money to go to a research project with ties to the Siberian lab behind the possible Russian plague outbreak. www.dailymail.com/news/article...dailymail.comRussian plague lab reportedly received research funding from RFK's HHSThe death of a worker from the lab last week caused concern worldwide and is said to have killed at least one other person since and has many curious about the Siberian lab. 40429225
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidJonathan McDowell @planet4589.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Margaret Hamilton has died. Absolute legend, it was my honour to meet her and have a conversation with her just a few years ago, super nice and still sharp. Ave atque vale Margaret. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...news.mit.eduMargaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90. 9956220
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Eine Rolle Klebefilm in einem dunklen Zimmer ergibt ein faszinierendes “Feuerwerk”. Funktioniert am besten mit den billigen Sorten, die etwas unregelmäßig kleben. Auch transparentes Paketband. 0160
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidDer Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 07/10/2026"Das tritt nach meiner Kenntnis … ist das sofort, unverzüglich" – Brandmauer gefallen www.der-postillon.com/2026/10/bran...der-postillon.com"Das tritt nach meiner Kenntnis … ist das sofort, unverzüglich" – Brandmauer gefallenBerlin (dpo) - Es ist ein historischer Moment für Deutschland, dessen Eintreten dennoch immer klarer absehbar war: Die Brandmauer der Union zur AfD, d 321663409
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nothing says “fighting against election fraud” quite like uninviting independent observers. 000
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nexus, by Yuval Noah Harari. Lots of claims that are not really supported by the cited sources and some far-fetched conclusions. 040
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidDer Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 07/10/2026Um AfD-Wähler wieder mehr zu erreichen: ARD zeigt Tagesschau nun auch in rassistischer Sprache www.der-postillon.com/2026/10/tage...der-postillon.comUm AfD-Wähler wieder mehr zu erreichen: ARD zeigt Tagesschau nun auch in rassistischer SpracheHamburg (dpo) - Seit Jahren wenden sich AfD-Wähler von der Tagesschau ab – meist mit der Begründung, das Nachrichtenformat sei manipulativ, linksgrün- 512175517
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 572215214192
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Don’t forget about the time you’re wasting trying to decide whether an en dash or em dash is more appropriate there… 🙈 120
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidClaas Gefroi @claasgefroi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Erinnert ihr euch: »Die Landesverbände, vor allem im Osten, bekommen von uns eine glasklare Ansage: Wenn irgendjemand von uns die Hand hebt, um mit der AfD zusammenzuarbeiten, dann steht am nächsten Tag ein Parteiausschlussverfahren an.« Friedrich Merz, 2021 1222010647
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026Trump on Venezuela: "To the victor belong the spoils, right? An old fashioned expression that we've brought back" 155628135
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you lack time & resources, you can either team up with other people who want to contribute, or you can steal other people’s contributions through AI. If all you care about is profit, choose the latter. 020
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tja, wenn man in einem Expresszug nach rechts sitzt, sieht es halt aus als ob der gesamte Bahnhof nach links „ruckt“… 000
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Verdammt, darf man Hamster etwa immer noch nicht in der Mikrowelle auftauen? Ich dachte, die Technik wäre inzwischen so weit…?!static.klipy.comFry from Futurama Blows Party HornAlt: Fry from Futurama Blows Party Horn 000
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So, did they take someone important to him, hmm? 🤔 000
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A beautiful thing… but when I see the words “ladder” and “antique” in one sentence… Nope. No way to get me up onto that thing… 🤷 000
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A nice place to stay while the thing plays out. That’s the most important thing.static.klipy.comMan Laughing with Beer in PubAlt: Simon Pegg in “Shaun of the Dead” in the pub, raising a pint. 000
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Den würde ich nie blockieren. Was er schreibt, ist saulustig. Ich glaube, er arbeitet hart daran, das Wokephobie-Bingo zu gewinnen, indem er sämtliche seiner Triggerthemen in einem 🧵 unterbringt. Das Ergebnis ist so ungewollt komisch, dass es wehtut. 1140
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day. 1544181143458
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence: 2638210075726
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026First they drop penguins (from what height?), now they’re trying to actually *launch* seals. (With a catapult? Giant “Angry Birds” type slingshot?) When will the cruelty stop? Will they build a chicken cannon next? A bunny bazooka? 011
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I guess the point is that Roger Marshall wants to keep this story in the news cycle as long as possible. Nice work. 31154951413
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He’s way beyond “better shut up at some point”, full inside “proud to be scum” territory. No wonder he wouldn’t debate Talarico. He would sink like the Titanic. 000
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I stopped thinking “… but *this* certainly can’t have formed naturally” about this and that after seeing Giant’s Causeway. (But then again, if you believe local folklore, that may not be the best example. 🤷) 010
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh yes, I‘m currently reading “You shouldn’t tell people what they should do”. I’m at chapter 2, “Everyone has their own reading habits, and that’s ok”. Great book! 030
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidHoywoj @aushoywoj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Die Fraktionsvorsitzende der CDU Heidenau erklärt die Stolpersteine (sie nennt diese despektierlich "so'n silbern-goldener Stein") seien ihr ohnehin "noch nie aufgefallen". Ein Stolperstein für den früheren Bürgermeister von Heidenau liegt direkt vor dem Rathaus, aus dem Sie hier gerade spricht. 911658589
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's so true..... #BookSky 85652126
Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The reality is far simpler. They simply won’t connect our hopelessly unfashionable western arm of the galaxy to the sub-etha network, because a) they think we’re totally cringe with our fetish for digital watches and b) they saw Twitter and don’t want that connected to their network. 110
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidLupine @lupine-diewoelfin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Was ich in den Schlagzeilen vermisse: Österreicher gründet Institut für Remigration in Magdeburg. CDU stimmt mit der AfD gegen Stolpersteine in Heidenau. Sachsens CDU Innenminister will Grundrecht auf Asyl streichen. Dieser Linksextremismus ist aber auch echt furchtbar. /s 481965630
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026So this story is WAY wilder than I thought The Trump post I flagged this morning because it includes Natalie Harp is actually based on the Getty photo you can see below. But there is one key difference -- MONICA CROWLEY'S FACE HAS BEEN EDITED TO LOOK LIKE NATALIE HARP'S WTF is going on here? 53352851435
Reposted by Oolon Coluphid🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In Another Instalment of: “Didn’t Age Well” 🤭 16159611826
Reposted by Oolon ColuphidJanine Wissler @janinewissler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Verstehe ich das richtig? Jens #Spahn, der die Krankschreibung ab dem ersten Tag fordert, meldet sich während der Sitzungswoche im Bundestag krank und urlaubt offenbar auf Sardinien. Und BILD, die das berichtete, löscht den Artikel wieder, weil sie seine Privatsphäre respektiert? 14232931169