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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

“Darling, what watch?” – “Ten watch.” – “Such much?”

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Well, I guess that means Goodbye Gianni 🤣

Screenshot of a news headline: “Donald Trump jumps in to support Gianni Infantino as FIFA president clings on to power”

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Liebe Amazon-Plattformdesigner, euch scheint die Hitze ganz ordentlich zuzusetzen, wenn Ihr glaubt, dass ich diesen Quatsch mitmache.

Screenshot von einem absurden Amazon-Captcha, der ein "Puzzle" zeigt, bei dem man verschiedene Symbole mit Pfeiltasten miteinander verbinden muss.

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

“Just because I do insider trading, that doesn’t mean you get to do that too!” Country for sale, everything must go, going out of business in November.

Screenshot of 2 CNN article headlines: “Truth Social will sell Wall Street quicker access to posts”, and “Trump's teleprompter operator under investigation for insider trading, sources say”, appearing directly next to each other.

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The @bsky.app iOS app is totally f***ed up. Not even avatars load reliably any more. Let alone posted images. Hope the vibe “coding” continues that successfully.

Screenshot from the Bluesky app with images missing.

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Come on, @bsky.app - images now too? Okay, now you’ve tried the “vibe coding” thing and seen how it works out. Can we please get back to normal?

A screenshot of a bluesky post with an image that is not displayed.

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Why are you copying other people’s posts? Saw the same from @thelibbojack.bsky.social

Screenshot of an earlier Post with exactly the same text.

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I was about to repost this… but I couldn’t.

The stats of the original post, showing 42 reposts.

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 7 #booksky #20books20days #bookchallenge #buchchallenge #20daybookchallenge

Buch-Cover von “Das Russlandhaus” von John le Carré
Book cover of John le Carré’s “The Russia House”

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 6 #booksky #20books20days #bookchallenge #buchchallenge #20daybookchallenge

Book cover of “The Princess Bride” by William Goldman

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 5 #booksky #20books20days #bookchallenge #buchchallenge #20daybookchallenge

Cover of “Hackerbibel” (Hacker’s Bible) by the Chaos Computer Club

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 4 #booksky #20books20days #bookchallenge #buchchallenge #20daybookchallenge

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 3 #booksky #20books20days #bookchallenge #buchchallenge #20daybookchallenge

Cover of “Ghost in the Wires” by Kevin Mitnick

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 2 #booksky #20books20days #bookchallenge #buchchallenge #20daybookchallenge

Cover of “Tintenherz” (Inkheart) by Cornelia Funke

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

A cover image of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams.

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

How’s the vibe coding working out so far, Bluesky?

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Liebe Deutsche Post, geht's euch noch gut? Wenn ich als Geschäftskunde Eure Kontaktdaten suche, weil einer eurer digitalen Services gerade komplett rumspinnt, bekomme ich einen Hinweis, dass mir die ja in 2022 mitgeteilt wurden. (Hint: wurden sie nicht.) Und dann... Sackgasse? Nicht unser Problem?

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Hach, ja, Menschenskinder… 🕹️

Diverse 8-Bit-Homemcomputer im Computerspiele-Museum Berlin.

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

It appears that my YouTube account is somehow linked to Pete Hegseth's. Its hard to explain otherwise why YT chose to show me ads for a well-known whiskey brand and an air defense missile system at the same time. (I wonder if they offer free shipping?)

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I’m all with you. But with a few exceptions…

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

WTF is "caffeinated coffee"? That's just coffee. smh...

Screenshot from a headline of CNN: "Testing finds caffeinated coffee is clean of contaminants. Well, almost"

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Dafür hat er's aber bis auf CNN geschafft...

CNN-Headline: "A motorist was slapped with a $1,000 fine for drivong at a 'record' 199 mph on Germany's Autobahn"

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Landscaping? Not Four Seasons Total Landscaping, right?

Trump press conf at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

That’s how Real Id really works…

Peter from “Family Guy” being compared to a skin color charts with categories “Okay” and “Not okay” for the darker colors.

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Oolon Coluphid @ooloncoluphid.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Umm wait what? I thought Skype was shut down? Why does the Skype app invite me to log in or create an account? Folks, you can’t even shut down a service properly.