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onlycans

@onlycans.bsky.social

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goose was not valued, eggs do not lay eggs

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 1h

you'd think after doing this for six years i wouldn't still find myself thinking "wow, wikipedia really has an article about EVERYTHING" but here i am

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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 6h

one of my favorite tweets of all time

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 7h

i'm a kewt little pro ana ai avocado tee hee.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 7h

CN diet, food, calories. i hate this. this makes me want to do big crimes. predatory, depraved shit. they also describe it as an "AI app". big, big crimes.

C/N diet, food, calories. a screenshot of a cutesy avacodo seed blossoming with the text "The cutest calorie deficit app" "Built for neurodivergent people who know what it's like"

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 7h

i'm sorry, thinking of you.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 7h

very much get this. ironically i think *you* (and courtney love changes everything) are the only people who have taken one i actually like in recent memory. i think you look great, but brainworms are real.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 8h

event photographers should have to go through more stringent licensing processes than gun owners if they want to photograph us.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 8h

bone gun is cronenburg I'm afraid but I'm sure lynch did not hate it

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 9h

fyi, this is also how you defeat me

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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 22h

Queen Hayley

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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 10h

i would *not* have sex with the bone gun

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 10h

OMG THAT WOMAN IS SITTING LIKE A FRIGID ODDBALL

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 12h

it's tough being the only sigma on bluesky

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 12h

what if i got the surgery that either gives you a giant ass or kills you?

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 12h

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 13h

i can be trusted with the bone gun

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 13h

sharting into the void

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 13h

i love social media, just me and my 3000 closest tolerators, all hanging out, having a good time.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 14h

I'd hit that (with a bible)

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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 16/08/2023

Just remembered to preserve this before the site goes down

Buck Angel tweeting “Walking streets of NYC and some ass wipe yells to me"NO HOMO" So I punched his lights out! Then showed him my pussy:)”

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

they're mad because you've made the ineptitudes load bearing. if you fall down then you take south east england and transgender bluesky with you. well done babe, this is what we all aspire to.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

you're also posting? showing off with your impossible luxury lifestyle. filled with potato, coffee and posts.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I also think you're cool! cool computer people of the world unite

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've got three cats, a dog and a nbife. I have never tried to fuck the computer. by modern standards I am doing amazing 🙏

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

no, no. on account of your deficiencies.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

in this economy? best I think I can do is cranky eccentricity.

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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED. In the city of disaster, it's the only way to survive. One of the earliest cyberpunk/post apocalyptic RPGs I've come across, and still one with peak 80s anime OVA rule of cool vibes. 📺: The Screamer, Magical Zoo, 1984 (PC-8801)

A crt monitor photo of a character introduction for a blonde female with a mane of hair under a Jo-Jo like peaked cap and the collar of a trenchcoat peeking up .

The basic premise of a city overrun by a biological computer's horrors is laid out.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

went mad, did temp work for a decade, did gender. none of these really seem like options this time around.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

on account of your ineptitudes

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

tbf I said this 25 years ago

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

how the fuck am I supposed to do this for the next 25 years?

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It was ordained

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

cheers, mark fishers crying now youtu.be/xv6j3f65MW

300SkullsAndCounting & Jenny Sparks - The Ballad of St. Nick's Park

YouTube video by 300SkullsAndCounting

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

fuck off gary

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

off they strop with their male socialised entitlement at taking up space

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

update: i have left the meeting as its entirely pointless for me to be there.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

oh look some prick has discovered the issue i tried to raise three times half an hour ago. well done.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

getting my gender validated by having everyone talk over me the minute i start talking in a work meeting.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

will 2026 see the return of skramz?

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

looked at my emails and immediately burst into tears. is this good?

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

yes everyone is mad at you. on account of your failings.

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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm sorry... what?

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I travel back in time to cancel people. I am the canceller.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

oh people always find a way

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am the discourse bringer

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

no i will not be engaging in the chud gender swapped draco malfoy discourse. good day.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

thank you. i'm sure all the journalists will read those 1000 very important words you added.

onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

there were two huge nazi ladies in the band, so i'm going to need you to have to narrow it down.