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i want this so much, but my nbife may murder me if i buy it. please, someone else, buy it, live my dream. www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12813316...

smiths scampi flavour fries bar towel. yellow text on green background.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

oh his eager little face. i can't even 😭

dorito earred staffie looking at camera in adorable manner. dark souls lettering macro saying "baby confirmed" over the top

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

unfortunately they already took the best animal name

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

for 1to1 dialogue feel free to email sandyofipswich@gmail .com

Sandy of Ipswich looking like Mark heaps dad

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

An aromantic shop? next to a shop for tops? no wonder the british high street is failing.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

CN diet, food, calories. i hate this. this makes me want to do big crimes. predatory, depraved shit. they also describe it as an "AI app". big, big crimes.

C/N diet, food, calories. a screenshot of a cutesy avacodo seed blossoming with the text "The cutest calorie deficit app" "Built for neurodivergent people who know what it's like"

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

welcome to my twisted mind 😈

Labelmaker with a 'labelmaker' label on it

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

youtube got me bang to rights. i do love cementing my pipes.

youtube preview suggestion picture of 4 plastic pipes cut in half a man pours cement into them. caption says "Pouring cement into a plastic pipe // transforming a plastic pipe into a unique ... by DIY - Cement Ideas Tips"

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

made a spreadsheet to keep track of all my lipsticks and matching lip liners, that also attempts to identify holes in colour provision. little peak behind the curtain there. i'm normal.

sad as fuck excel spreadsheet with one million lipsticks listed

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the best thing about the half marathon i ran on sunday was beating this stupid cunt in his corduroy jacket and backwards baseball cap.

runners running on a concrete pathway, the focus of the photo is a stupid cunt in his corduroy jacket and backwards baseball cap

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it's great to see how much engagement i get from members of the public! always keen to engage with me in bars, toilets, the street, even the workplace! keep spreading the word! (the word is transphobia)

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

after decades of pleading daddy burnham has graciously removing the nation's triple locked pension fiscal cage. thank you for making us all fiscally responsible daddy burnham

A happy pleading key emoji next to a padlock emoji

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

half way through the first book and an obnoxious poet has just been kicked to death in a pub by imperial soldiers. we are deploying the image v early into the run.

"I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" over image from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

last time I saw my mum it was my birthday. she decided it was a good time to tell me she wasn't going to throw my grandad's ashes in the channel as per his wishes, because of all the migrant crossings. a horrendous woman.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Railcard discriminating against real ska-heads 😡

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

while i'm going on about ron, he was the one who told me about britain keeping spanish anti fascists in a chorley, lancashire based prisoner of war camp between 1944-46. just in case you needed reminding of how much this country loves camps. files.libcom.org/files/Spanis...

five proud spanish lxds standing in front of the sign they made so people wouldn't think they were fash prisoners.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

attended the funeral of an old comrade today. there's not many can claim sixty years in the game. a singular and genuinely remarkable man. when I met him he was already in his 70s but he was still turning out every weekend. the struggle continues ✊

Black and red anarchist banner hanging over an outside table, reads "Ron Marsden 1937-2026 SF IWA)

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

british rifleman ... come to west belfast

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

remember when bluesky were singing about having an unfiltered, chronologically sorted main feed? unfortunately uppity trannies continue to use the app so guess it's time to get rid of that.