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extremely mad and incredibly dumb chicago da best city in da world baby

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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 10h
dorks discussing their gambling and making bets at a show what are we doing here
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maud @peloriemate.net · 16h
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Tyler Kepner @tylerkepner.bsky.social · 20h
“He is the Brewers” — How Christian Yelich evolved from MVP to captain for Milwaukee www.nytimes.com/athletic/767...
nytimes.com
‘He is the Brewers’: How Christian Yelich evolved from MVP to captain for Milwaukee (Gift Article)
Milwaukee's oldest player and its first captain, Yelich has been the constant of the Brewers' long renaissance — and he's driven for more.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is so awful. There's no mention of what exactly happened in the article, but there are some posts from friends on Instagram describing it as a "collision" with a truck.
cyclingnews.com
Young USCX champion Tofik Beshir in ICU at Tennessee hospital
GoFundMe campaign started for college student who 'is not conscious yet'
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 09/10/2026
Leon Kennedy with a speech bubble
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friday at last…
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Do we really expect our children to act like adults just so adults can act like children?”
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Cycle Of Rage: One Crash Shows How Reckless Car Drivers Ruin Kids' Childhoods - Streetsblog New York City
We want our kids off their phones and reading books in the library. Too bad drivers don't give a shit. A rant from Streetsblog Editor Gersh Kuntzman.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 09/10/2026
lmfao cc
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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
don't think you're supposed to throw a pitch into a guy's ass
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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the white sox continue to be the good chicago baseball team
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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that's right saejima
saejima in yakuza 5 saying "so, cooking is a combination of ingredients? i'll try remembering that when i eat."
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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hell yes books is sports now
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 08/10/2026
OK I just made it
Mac saying well sorry, I'm mad at a website
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Girl Dad Nauseam 🔹🧀 🍺 @kk-waters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hang it in the Louve
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Milwaukee @brewersbot.bsky.social are returning to the NLCS! #CLINCHED (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS
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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
pink bart...
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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
but you repeat yourself
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wild bill destroyed that one good lord
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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bummer was so good i miss them a ton
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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
listening to have heart
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Peter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OMFG I am completely destroyed by this LinkedIn post by Michael White, the father of Magnus White (a very promising junior racer who was killed at the age of 17 in 2023 by a young woman who was eventually convicted of vehicular homicide).
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/10/2026
Oriole Bird Laid Off
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 06/10/2026
there is so much going on here
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense".
He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defenseY'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
#that's so funny
#what does he think when someone wants to keep a baby
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
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If he's a Viking larper and believes it's self defense against the attacking baby does that mean the baby gets to go to Valhalla if it's aborted

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Yknow what I should ask him this next time l encounter him

Update. Yes he believes aborted babies go to Valhalla.
#saw him a couple days ago and told him hes tumblr famous now.
#i don't think he's aware of what tumblr is
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I think of asses, a woman’s ass… something comes out of me.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Ken Schwencke @schwanksta.com · 06/10/2026
A year ago, @propublica.org told you immigration agents had detained more than 170 U.S. citizens. We’ve updated our count, and we’ve got all the receipts. The tally: At least 506 citizens detained. Sometimes held at gunpoint, handcuffed, or even deported. projects.propublica.org/american-cit...
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Earth-kun, the Tokyo Sewerage Bureau mascot, is a globe with a manhole cover hat.
A smiling globe mascot with widespread arms and a manhole cover hat stands on a pavement in front of some trees.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sam Antonacci greets Japanese reporters, and responds to being greeted with "Ohayou おはよう" and says Kyodai (Brothers 兄弟), then learns the word Shimai (Sisters 姉妹), ends with a bow #WhiteSox
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump tweeting "USA STRONG!" and someone quoting "Jar Jar Binks after seeing you bench press 250lbs"
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
/Sheryl Crow Voice Iiiiii… wanna Sork up the suuuuuuuunnnnn… vincemancini.substack.com/p/digger-rev...
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Walking into a bar with Green Bay and Brewers flags out front. Caption "We happen to arrive at the town pub during the weekly meat raffle."Salieri in ecstasy
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PRETTY SURE THIS PLACE IS STILL SHAKING
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Jaymes @jaymesl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Talkin' Baseball @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JACKSON CHOURIO WALKS IT OFF AGAINST MASON MILLER!
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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh my god jackson chourio you are a superstar
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is good content
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
remarkable piece of journalism. really worth reading.
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Bike Lane Uprising @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ANOTHER Chicago bicyclist *FATALITY* WHO: 33 yro male traveling on a bicycle West on Lake St WHEN: 6:06 am on Oct 4th WHERE: 200 block of N Lake St HOW: he was struck at the intersection by a driver of a black 2 door sedan traveling South on Homan
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Would it dong? (again) @woulditdongagain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France vs Trevor Megill Flyout 💢 Exit velo: 105.3 mph Launch angle: 49 deg Projected distance: 325 ft This would have been a home run at Daikin Park and nowhere else SD @ MIL 🔺 9th
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 04/10/2026
that hit had a launch angle of 49 degrees and exit velocity of 105mph and in the statcast era that has never once resulted in a home run Exit Velocity: 105 MPH, Launch Angle: 49° BA: .037 1B%: 0.0 2B%: 3.7 3B%: 0.0 HR %: 0.0
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the brewers learning how to homer in the playoffs is like in Jurassic Park where the velociraptor figures out how to open the door
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hobbit disrespecter @onlineandnice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wild bill!!!!
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RT @MLBStats: Grant Taylor is just the 6th pitcher to record a 4+ inning save in the #Postseason (since saves became an official stat in 1969) 😮 (h/t @SlangsOnSports)
Grant Taylor throws a pitch while wearing a black White Sox jersey and a black cap.
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Jonathan Judge @bachlaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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