Reposted by Johnny-boii
I have decided the only interesting way to quote the moon children is to draw them unfortunately.
Johnny-boii
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30 he/him. I actually hate onions.
30 he/him. I actually hate onions.
![STOP PLAYING GOLF
• FIELDS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE HOLES
• YEARS OF GOLFING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for converting nature into LAWNS
• Wanted to hit balls in holes anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "MINI-GOLF"
• "Yes please manufacture a small car for driving me to where I swung this ball" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Golfers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the courses & clubs we built for them
(This is REAL Golf, done by REAL Golfers):
[pictures of Wii Sports golf, Valora Valley Golf and Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour]
"Hello I sunk a bogey on the [ZigZagBall screenshot] course"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2ncjz4o63yrbahanps6wlpa/bafkreiafgri5mowb7bxjtqxolwxjgkzp5yvahcnctgbmg2iddgql73odnu)
