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...and if that leads to the end times, okay.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Will anyone ask Trump or @MarshaBlackburn or @BrentTaylorTN about this today? Seems like a clarksville type Q 🤷🏼
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Zelenskyy issues a statement responding to Trump’s deal with Putin to lift sanctions to purchase Russian oil and diesel.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe one day Trump won't be running for President anymore. But probably not.
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John Krasinski as Jim Halpert: I want it to stop
Alt: John Krasinski as Jim Halpert, staring brokenly into the distance during a talk head. "I just want it to stop."
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly not acceptable
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He needs to be impeached again. I know it ain't gonna happen but it should.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump demands that American reporters refer to the Black Plague that has broken out in Putin’s Russia as "Super Plague".
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I refuse to understand why people are like this.
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I Will Never Understand People, They're The Worst
Alt: Elaine Benes from Seinfeld saying "I will never understand people." Jerry agrees, "They're the worst."
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🔥 @katiephang.bsky.social (With Deniro behind her): “I’m suing A.G. Todd Blanche — Trump’s cosplaying personal lawyer — for the unredacted Epstein files… as an independent journo 🗣️ I don’t have a corporate oligarch telling me what to say… Trump has been violating federal law every day.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alarming — 🇺🇸 Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social denied access to military facilities in the Middle East: “Unprecedented. Hegseth is trying to cover up the extent of the damage from a war spiraling out of control. This should be unacceptable to everybody, Republican or Democrat.”
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/10/2026
NEW: During a rally just now, Trump invited Iran to “take out Los Angeles and San Diego,” saying it would be a “small price to pay.”
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Post AI videos of animals and refuse to take them down, get blocked.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man who to vote for - I could really use that $5,000 that definitely no one will receive.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope this headline haunts Eric Schmitt for the rest of his pathetic political career.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am so, so embarrassed of and for Nicki Minaj
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Marge Simpson Feeling Shy and Ashamed
Alt: Marge Simpson hiding her face at the grocery store.
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Puptography by Adrian Budnick @puptographer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meet MACC’s Screamin’ Mimi. Does Belle have her quirks? Yes Is Belle a sweet loving girl? Also Yes. Is she looking for a special home to let her quirk flag fly? Yes We love a girl with boundaries and Belle knows hers.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Super intelligence" sounds unavoidably sarcastic.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨 Sub-30% presidential approval alert 🚨🚨🚨
American Research Group's poll of 1,100 adults shows Trump at 29% approval, and one away from the cool sex number in disapproval.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“We are fed up with ICE & DHS telling us lies… NO MORE TRAFFIC STOPS BY ICE.” Wilber’s lawyer says he was sideswiped and shot by ICE without any clue who they even were — and ICE then immediately lied about what happened (again)
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alert ⚠️ An ICE officer shot 28-year-old Wilber Rafael Garces Perez in North Austin today after a traffic stop. He was shot in the torso and hospitalized in serious but stable condition. His attorney says Perez, a Venezuelan national, entered the U.S. legally and had a valid work permit.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran might be dumb
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The Contrarian @contrariannews.org · 19/09/2026
The Kennedy Center crowd is singing America The Beautiful. This is what democracy looks like.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
His dad definitely paid someone to take his SATs.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Mitch Mcconnell story is somehow weirder now that he's alive.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's nice when Trump leaves and other countries can protest him for a while. Sorry, other countries.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Been a while since we got a Mitch McConnell proof of life photo
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/09/2026
Because I’m white, it was easy for me to conflate the solidarity we witnessed on the ground among New Yorkers on 9/11 for some kind of colorblind national unity in the months and years that followed. The reality is and was vastly different.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if we’re still pretending that Mitch McConnell is alive then we should be able to criticize him for his silence on the anniversary of 9/11
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Judy Marsh🇨🇦 @valueaddedmomma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
From: FB - EUROPE AGAINST TRUMPISM Terry J. Parker 10 September 2026 - 9:21am
Cartoon/meme with Wimpy character from Popeye cartoons standing in front of The White House.

speech balloon above Wimpy
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday 
for your vote today...

Below the cartoon is:
Under federal law (18 U.S.C. 597 and 52 U.S.C. 10307(c)),
offering an expenditure to induce someone to vote, refrain from voting,
or vote for a specific candidate carries penalties including fines and
                                 up to five years in prision.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/09/2026
Nothing says “the economy is working” like screaming at the person who asks why you’re mailing everyone money.
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hey welcome to America you can get arrested for giving water to people waiting in line to vote but the president is offering you $5k to vote for his party
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope everyone is paying attention to Yemen. If the Houthis are able to hold Mokha and significantly impede Bab al-Mandab, this gets really, really bad.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I post this every year on 9/11. Never forget. bsky.app/profile/ronf...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look at this loathsome repulsive creature yelling at a reporter. In addition to the fact that he’s the worst president in US history, he’s one of the worst human beings on planet earth. His supporters have a very serious defect in their character.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Holy shit! This is gonna be good!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Never forget this: The forces rigging our economy, undermining our democracy, polluting our planet, and stoking hatred are counting on you to give up. Cynicism is how they win. Stay clear-eyed and ready for the fight ahead.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The first sentence of this piece says it all: "After Indiana’s near-total abortion ban, a new study shows emergency room doctors are less likely to treat pregnant women who are bleeding." www.jconline.com/story/news/l...
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Indiana’s abortion ban has a ‘chilling effect’ on ER pregnancy care
A study found ER doctors are more hesitant to care for pregnant patients who are bleeding.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/09/2026
Let this trouncing be a message to anyone who thinks throwing trans people under the bus is a good idea.
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake America kind of sounds like we're sinking
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's a weird job that doesn't require you to show up or perform any functions at all.
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