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@omniwitch.bsky.social
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...and if that leads to the end times, okay.

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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 23h
Good for him
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well I sure hope so because this is exhausting
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Will anyone ask Trump or @MarshaBlackburn or @BrentTaylorTN about this today? Seems like a clarksville type Q 🤷🏼
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wow I genuinely forgot the first 2 were different people
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Which president she talkin about
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Zelenskyy issues a statement responding to Trump’s deal with Putin to lift sanctions to purchase Russian oil and diesel.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe one day Trump won't be running for President anymore. But probably not.
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John Krasinski as Jim Halpert: I want it to stop
Alt: John Krasinski as Jim Halpert, staring brokenly into the distance during a talk head. "I just want it to stop."
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly not acceptable
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He needs to be impeached again. I know it ain't gonna happen but it should.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't understand how anyone could do that. I can barely watch it.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It feels like he's been ruining all our lives for at least a century
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump demands that American reporters refer to the Black Plague that has broken out in Putin’s Russia as "Super Plague".
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sound like you still have at least 1 wagon wheel
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I refuse to understand why people are like this.
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I Will Never Understand People, They're The Worst
Alt: Elaine Benes from Seinfeld saying "I will never understand people." Jerry agrees, "They're the worst."
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She made efforts?
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Both divorce and estrangement are good, actually.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She's so full of shit I can barely stand to hear her speak anymore.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🔥 @katiephang.bsky.social (With Deniro behind her): “I’m suing A.G. Todd Blanche — Trump’s cosplaying personal lawyer — for the unredacted Epstein files… as an independent journo 🗣️ I don’t have a corporate oligarch telling me what to say… Trump has been violating federal law every day.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alarming — 🇺🇸 Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social denied access to military facilities in the Middle East: “Unprecedented. Hegseth is trying to cover up the extent of the damage from a war spiraling out of control. This should be unacceptable to everybody, Republican or Democrat.”
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Out of salt is crazy
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Veronica Mars reboot. Can't even watch the old seasons anymore.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah the following seasons were a totally different show
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The worst art on the planet is more impressive than AI "art"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/10/2026
NEW: During a rally just now, Trump invited Iran to “take out Los Angeles and San Diego,” saying it would be a “small price to pay.”
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Um what tf did he say?
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everything's computer (except lawnmower)
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just two boulders tied to each other plummeting down the hill
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Post AI videos of animals and refuse to take them down, get blocked.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No other human has ever pronounced vegan like that.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man who to vote for - I could really use that $5,000 that definitely no one will receive.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI - paw changes color.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
While explaining the dumbest thing anyone's ever heard
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So like at most, they thought they could prove he didn't remember going to Atlanta.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope this headline haunts Eric Schmitt for the rest of his pathetic political career.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am so, so embarrassed of and for Nicki Minaj
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Marge Simpson Feeling Shy and Ashamed
Alt: Marge Simpson hiding her face at the grocery store.
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unreal
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Utility is more beautiful than that nonsense
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a tool
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Puptography by Adrian Budnick @puptographer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meet MACC’s Screamin’ Mimi. Does Belle have her quirks? Yes Is Belle a sweet loving girl? Also Yes. Is she looking for a special home to let her quirk flag fly? Yes We love a girl with boundaries and Belle knows hers.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How to paint whimsy over mind control/data theft, probably according to AI
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brain ain't kidding
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I guess you have to be against the accomplishment of evil to realize competent evil is actually worse?
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omniwitch.bsky.social @omniwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unfortunately that's probably extremely satisfying to kick across the yard
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