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Oliver Thorne

@olithorne77.bsky.social
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Geek, trainee father, rugby coach, barrister, police misconduct, Aston Villa.

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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The algorithm at its finest. John the Baptist stuck his neck out I suppose!
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And whether the tortoise perked up when it did.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am Spartacus.
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Court Stats @courtstats.co.uk · 01/10/2026
📈Today, 1 October 2026, 100 out of the 532 Crown courtrooms in England & Wales will not be sitting. That's 19% of them. #courtstats #CS01102026 courtstats.co.uk
This image shows Crown Court Usage for England & Wales for 1 October 2026.

In England and Wales, out of 532 total, 297 have Judges, 135 have recorders, and 100 courtrooms are not sitting.

In London, out of 139 total, 93 have Judges, 23 have recorders, and 23 courtrooms are not sitting.

In the Midlands, out of 81 total, 41 have Judges, 21 have recorders, and 19 courtrooms are not sitting.

In the North East, out of 66 total, 38 have Judges, 18 have recorders, and 10 courtrooms are not sitting.

In the North West, out of 70 total, 38 have Judges, 26 have recorders, and 6 courtrooms are not sitting.

In the South East, out of 99 total, 48 have Judges, 27 have recorders, and 24 courtrooms are not sitting.

In Wales, out of 24 total, 10 have Judges, 8 have recorders, and 6 courtrooms are not sitting.

In Western England, out of 53 total, 29 have Judges, 12 have recorders, and 12 courtrooms are not sitting.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is one of the Appendices a list of the other Appendices? The idea of the core index (index!) being 700 pages is horrifying.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
‘Now’ is a wonderful typo.
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Gandalf The White Return
ALT: Gandalf The White Return
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Genuine belly laugh at this.
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"we have left your F-35 parts with a neighbour"
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hugh respect for Andy Carroll waiving anonymity to talk openly about that horrendous experience.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This, to me, doesn't look like the kind of thing you want to encourage your dog to go for.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It would be fun to pass an Act changing people’s names without telling them first.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a basic Saxon we are proud to have you.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is very lovely, Adam. You should do a ribbon cutting!
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Genuinely superb. To burn the Darwin you must first save the Darwin.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kind of sounds like a regular court room but with added… gloss?
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Of all the dystopian futures I thought were coming true, Pinky and the Brain was not high on the list.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m going to need bigger hands.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
UTV
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Saw someone comment “We now have more stadiums than strikers.”
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Rima I Anabtawi @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dolly Parton becomes the only artist in history to occupy the entire Top 10 of US iTunes with different songs.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Evil round every corner. Careful not to step in any.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fascinating to know how many relate to a very few individuals (rightly or wrongly).
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Have you tried flip 7? Family favourite card game here.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/ar...
bbc.co.uk
Why does this athlete only have half a beard?
Italian high jumper Gianmarco Tamberi has been sporting this signature style since 2011.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Draco Nobilis or Draco Vulgaris?
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 03/08/2026
A lot of people today talking about an awful person who died but i want to make everyone aware of a good person who died: Northern Irish comedian Jimmy Cricket, who you should all look up if you don’t know. 10/10 all around wife guy, dad, granddad, and just a generally solid person
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Best wishes for whatever adventure comes next.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Or ‘checking you are wearing glasses by touching them, only you are not wearing them so poke yourself in the eye’.
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Ishan Kolhatkar @ishankolhatkar.com · 28/07/2026
Clicky Pointing. Superb.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Covering a case for someone next week when they are on leave. Suddenly, it needs a conference and drafting this week, when I am on leave.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You will always be the roast potatoes man in our house.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Is that Little Sebastian?
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Peter Sloman @pjsloman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Fair play to John Healey, who managed to time his 5.5-week break from government to coincide exactly with the World Cup
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There was a pilot for a reboot recently. (It was v good).
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There are also some dogs who will do the defending…
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hillarious that the (very good) spanish keeper who made that many saves in the whole tournament gets the golden glove. Should have given it to the Cape Verde guy!
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
2009- 2025. Missed beyond measure.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
He’s not the Messiah.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Was that Morgz with Palmer at the Spanish Grand Prix?
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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a woman in a suit is talking to a man and says i had woot canaw .
ALT: a woman in a suit is talking to a man and says i had woot canaw .
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Wakefield Museums and Castles @wakefieldmuseums.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
#NationalBiscuitDay you say? 👀 How about this hand-painted, decorated trench biscuit from the First World War? The rationed trench biscuit was known to be almost inedible. Staff Sergeant Charles Shaw asked a colleague to paint a Yorkshire terrier on one. He kept it for years afterwards.
A rectangular trench biscuit with a painting of a Yorkshire Terrier and the words 'A Terrier's Snap' on
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
But less so for their knowledge of dog breeds?
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Well this is awkward.
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Oliver Thorne @olithorne77.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
@holland-tom.bsky.social
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