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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
MLB teams hitting under .240: 1998: 0 1999: 0 2000: 0 2001: 0 2002: 0 2003: 0 2004: 0 2005: 0 2006: 0 2007: 0 2008: 0 2009: 0 2010: 1 2011: 2 2012: 5 2013: 5 2014: 4 2015: 0 2016: 1 2017: 1 2018: 8 2019: 4 2020: 11 2021: 12 2022: 14 2023: 8 2024: 11 2025: 9 2026: 15 so far
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026
Phone, Porn Addictions Converging Nicely
Phone, Porn Addictions Converging Nicely
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 24/04/2026
RIP PROTEIN STRAWBERRY
Always in our hearts
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info
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The Verge @theverge.com · 21/04/2026
"In the place of problem-solving technology, companies have jumped on successive bandwagons like NFTs, the metaverse, and LLMs. What these all have in common is that they are not built to really solve a market problem. They are built to make VCs and companies rich." Read more: buff.ly/Yu2AUFy
Verge headline: Silicon Valley has forgotten what normal people want
by Elizabeth Lopatto

Illustration of a brain melting in the sun
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 18/03/2026
VENEZUELA DEFEATS THE UNITED STATES TO TAKE HOME THEIR FIRST WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP 🇻🇪🏆
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?
ms.now
Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate
Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Idk if it’s bc it’s late but I am absolutely losing it over this piñata at a birthday party my kid went to today
Unhinged Elmo piñata
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Jeff Jones @jmjones.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I admit that I don’t really have it in me to clown on Mark DeRosa. After all, he got the job more or less *because* he’s willing to be a stooge, not in spite of it. The problem is with USA Baseball being the last ones to realize everyone else takes the WBC seriously: www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/s...
bnd.com
Talent rich, spirit poor: Team USA’s WBC problem isn’t just the manager
It starts with the former Cardinals infielder, but he’s only doing what Major League Baseball wants him to do.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The lesson here (aside from it somehow looking like I'm wearing a wig): Ladies, never let a makeup artist you've never met talk you into a smoky eye and a nude lip. IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media. Off the top of my head: www.thehandbasket.co 404media.co www.garbageday.email Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.
thehandbasket.co
The Handbasket
100% independent journalism by Marisa Kabas
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Donnie, from Donnie Darko, with a speech bubble.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 08/02/2026
QUAD GOD 🇺🇸 THAT’S IT. THAT’S THE POST.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Lithuanian Olympic uniforms by Issey Miyake for the 1992 games in Barcelona. This was Lithuania's first time in the Olympics after gaining independence from the Soviet Union. Fabric was cut and shaped using heat, not scissors or sewing machines.
Someone wearing a Lithuania Olympics uniform by Issey Miyake. There's a cape across the back that says "Lithuania." Also pleated, flowy sleeves, puffy chest, cinched torso, and close fitting shirt below the waist point. Wearer has metallic pants and white sneakers. The hood on the uniform is pleated, so it has lines everywhere. The hood is half zipped, so it's covering part of the person's face. Bunch of athletes in the Lithuania Olympics uniform. The capes across the banks say "Lithuania." There's a Olympics logo on the seat. Similarly shaped Olympics uniforms for different countries, so they feature different colors in accordance with those countries.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that
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Jard @olemarytodd.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Gooning until Monday morning #gone
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭
Rudy Giuliani wearing a bright yellow suit with a yellow-and-blue striped tie, matching pocket square, and light brown shirt. The crying emoji. It has a yellow head, light brown facial features, and blue tears running down its face.
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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 27/01/2026
A new level of petty has been unlocked
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Jayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
We have two new Hall of Famers. Carlos Beltran and Andruw Jones have been elected by the BBWAA. We'd had 2 center fielders elected in the previous 45 years ... and now 2 in one night!
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 19/01/2026
Tonight’s Menu: CFP National Championship Miami vs Indiana 7:30pm ET | ESPN
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Ed Valentine @edvalentine.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The #NYGiants got their man when they hired John Harbaugh. Here's why it was the right move, and why the reaction has not been hyperbole. www.bigblueview.com/new-york-gia...
bigblueview.com
Why John Harbaugh is the right coach at the right time for the Giants
There are legitimate questions to ask, but this was absolutely the move the Giants had to make.
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NBA @nba.com · 15/01/2026
UNREAL ANTHONY BLACK FASTBREAK DUNK OVER FOUR DEFENDERS 🤯
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Ed Valentine @edvalentine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
John Harbaugh and the #NYGiants are reportedly finalizing a 5-year deal. He is the team's new coach. www.bigblueview.com/new-york-gia...
bigblueview.com
John Harbaugh hired as Giants head coach; new era begins for Big Blue
Giants hope they have finally found the right coach to return them to relevance.
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Ed Valentine @edvalentine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Big Blue View staff writers will be live at 10 .m. ET discussing the #NYGiants hiring of John Harbaugh. Don't miss it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-hj...
youtube.com
John Harbaugh HIRED by Giants! Big Blue View live discussion
YouTube video by Big Blue View
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Jeff Jones @jmjones.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
At Nolan Arenado’s introductory press conference in St. Louis, Bill DeWitt Jr. said it was “incumbent” on the Cardinals to acquire “premium players.” On Tuesday, Chaim Bloom spoke to the perils of “emotion and sentiment and nostalgia.” How they got from there to here: www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/s...
bnd.com
Arenado trade shows Cardinals’ commitment to rebuilding from ground up
“To us, and to Nolan, the situation just was really pointed towards a fresh start for him and just moving forward for us,” said Chaim Bloom.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
It used to be that victims of murders in the U.S. would be smeared by InfoWars and Gateway Pundit as a way to fetishize guns and violence for ad dollars and supplement sales, with the added benefit of cozying up to far-right politicians. Now that work is done by CBS News.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 13/01/2026
The Steelers are the first team in NFL history to lose five straight playoff games by double-digits. H/T ESPN Insights
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phylan @phylan.website · 11/01/2026
[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 09/01/2026
I have clothing older than Malachi Toney.
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Jard @olemarytodd.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The Eagles were the first Nickelback
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
post on r/iPhone17Pro made by hybridhighway with the title: "Finally upgraded!"

the image shows a tin can phone, with a iPhone 17 Pro on the right side of the image. this implies the person used to use a tin can phone before finally getting a new iphone
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 06/01/2026
What might account for the abrupt rise and equally abrupt fall, between the 1960s and the turn of the century, of the “golden age” of serial killing? And why were so many of these brutes from the area around Seattle’s Puget Sound? newyorkermag.visitlink.me/GM5SKR
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Ed Valentine @edvalentine.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
#NYGiants are counting on a "humbled" Joe Schoen having learned from his mistakes. www.bigblueview.com/new-york-gia...
bigblueview.com
Joe Schoen admits mistakes, Giants hope he has learned from them
GM “honored and humbled” to continue in that role with the Giants.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I very badly want this, and I think it's further proof that a lot of the good stuff we abandoned in the last decade or two because shiny is making a clear comeback. Print is back, obviously, but also physical buttons, going to concerts without recording, and maybe even having a real-life girlfriend.
theverge.com
The Clicks Communicator is a BlackBerry for your phone
Just look at that QWERTY keyboard.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 05/01/2026
I will never really get the Collinsworth disdain that is all over the internet. A little over the top about good QBs from time to time but I think he's one of the best to ever do his job
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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
67. Which is normal for Cam Little.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 04/01/2026
Freshman Darius Acuff Jr. scored a career-high 29 points, including a key 3-pointer with just over two minutes left in the second half, to help No. 18 Arkansas to an 86-75 win over No. 19 Tennessee in the Southeastern Conference opener for both teams.
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Acuff scores 29 points to lead No. 18 Arkansas to a 86-75 win over No. 19 Tennessee
Freshman Darius Acuff Jr. scored a career-high 29 points, including a key 3-pointer with just over two minutes left in the second half, to help No. 18 Arkansas to an 86-75 win over No. 19 Tennessee in the Southeastern Conference opener for both teams.
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Jeff Jones @jmjones.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Incredible email for a Saturday morning: the Palm Beach Cardinals will be playing 12 Saturdays in 2026 as the Palm Beach Frozen Iguanas, thanks to a marketing partnership with IggyTrap, “South Florida’s leading invasive iguana management company.”
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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 01/01/2026
Last year’s Indiana team was very good and an amazing college football story. But the jump from last year to this year is truly remarkable. These Hoosiers can beat teams with lots of NFL talent now — and they can blow out a team like *Alabama.*
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