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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
oye and her oyes
three poorly drawn cats. the one in the middle, also known as oye, has a normal upright cat shape, while the cats on either side have distorted forms with unusual facial expressions 
oye, a ginger and white cat sits on the floor between two plushies made from photos of her face. the plushie on the left stretches oye’s features upward, and the plushie on the right squashes them wide
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dr milffucker9000, md phd @oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
guy whos only listened to wooden overcoats: getting a lot of wooden overcoats vibes from my melody and kuromi...
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MegaDucko (Martina) @megaducko.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Now that Ed upgraded Izzy's new leg, it should be more strong and flexible, And! It shouldn't rust, it's really annoying when that happens! 😤 For the fix-it and sci-fi prompts of @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social #ofmdfanart #edizzy #izzyhands #edteach
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dr milffucker9000, md phd @oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
trucoopfield walked so steddyhands could run whooooooooo said thatttttttttttttttt
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
brush my wobbly
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LUA 🐾🍀🎨🖍️🐛 @33gatinhos.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
i usually draw top izzy so here's something different :3 #edizzy #ofmdnsfw
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LUA 🐾🍀🎨🖍️🐛 @33gatinhos.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
wouldn't you rather be a widow than a divorcee? #edizzy #ofmd #drawing #fanart #edwardteach #izzyhands #sketch
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MegaDucko (Martina) @megaducko.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Baby modern Ed and Izzy dreaming of great adventures across the seas ✨️ (Izzy is already overloaded with responsibility, poor kid) Made for the Childhood Friends prompt for the @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social #ofmdfanart #izzyhands #edteach
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umulata @umulata.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
just a silly ol’ pirate, enjoying his sixth coffee, minding his business p*atreon gift for Kate :D
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Yeah, this is probably my Peak EdIzzy Romance
 “Maybe not…” Edward admits, “but what’s your cock in my mouth going to hurt?”

“Your knee, for one thing, if you don’t watch how you kneel,” Izzy points out, half-teasing, “You’ve managed it before.”

“Fuck off about my knee,” Edward groans, burying his face against Izzy’s neck fully and sighing against it.

“No, you twat,” Izzy grumbles, “I like worrying about you. That way I know at least someone is fucking doing it.” There’s a moment after the words tumble out that Izzy isn’t sure if that was the right thing to say, but he feels the smile spread across Edward’s face where it is pressed to the juncture of his neck and shoulder.
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sam_whatever @samwtf.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Another restless night slowly slipping away. Maybe the Kraken won't come find us. - Crossing "one bed" and "canon era" from my @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social card. #OFMDfanart
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
todays practice 💘 - ✔️warmth ✔️ good food 😏
Shirtless fat Ed smiling into the sun, shirtless and holding up a convenient towel to render this safe for work. #ofmd #ofmdart #edteach
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MegaDucko (Martina) @megaducko.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Pretty sure Jim would trust Izzy's skills to get a tattoo from him (of course it would be their dagger). Also a good opportunity to gaze at him adoringly without being too noticed 😌 My first @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social fill for tattoos and secret admirer! >:D #ofmdfanart #izzyhands #jimjimenez
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Izzy and Roach and bonding over this billboard I just saw
Waitrose billboard depicting various kebabs. The text reads: "Anything's a kebab if you put a skewer through it."
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
hyaaa
a poorly drawn black cat silhouette resembling a shadow, with its limbs posed in a way that makes it look like it’s in the middle of a fighting move hyaaaathe image that inspired the drawing: a black cat, looking like a shadow mid kung fu move, ready to join the fight
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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
trans buttons the nongendered/allgendered creature of all time. someone demands his gender and he just opens his mouth with his teeth in and an awful sound like the wind through dead branches rattles out, YEAH!
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Communies @communiess.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Hello during a random dessert to @ynb.bsky.social and as a reminder, this is my favorite scene in the entire show. THE ENTIRE SHOW (also, the current admin is older than Yvette, so she will always be a young lady to me).
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I saw this and I think it is then Soft edizzy is back hello #ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #edteach
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Izzy gets sick and Ed shows his tender side to him taking care and staying all night with him #ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #edwardteach
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Like a big cat that just needs to cuddle #ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #edteach #ourflagmeansdeath
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Frenchie
A T-shirt saying ‘Human babies are very mysterious and I don’t trust them’
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
A guar against a trans flag background. Text says "every time you repost this guar a transphobic policymaker dies".
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typical vic 🔞 @sickamore2012.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
how about edizzy getting so distracted just making out and pressing themselves together as tightly as possible that they forget to have sex
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Irene ♠️🍽️ Little Man @neopessimist.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Quick kissy #ofmd #rizzy #izzyhands #roachofmd #ofmdroach
Digital sketch of Roach and Izzy, in warm and comfy turtlenecks, sharing a kiss.
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I hope this is engagement bait, in which case, happy to oblige! (I'll do the sfw version in the hopes that it actually gets seen 😅) #ofmdfanart
Digital illustration of Archie in leather skirt and platform boots with an asymmetrical leather pauldron with a dark red shirt underneath
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why-worry @do-it-later.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
ive posted this tweet before but im posting it again to say lesbian younger ed/older izzy
tweet that says
"alarmingly younger gf (scrolling tiktok): i don't even fw jjk like that but toji phonk edits go so hard
40-year-old ivy league lesbian academic stroking her hair: they used to call these AMVs in the Bush administration".
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
OLU MY SWEEEET OLU
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
izzy is so sleepy. he came from work home to have lunch w ed and then fell asleep on the couch. so ed took his phone and texted his work that an emergency came up. the emergency is ed wanting to curl up and nap w him
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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
fem Ed based on dilara findikoglu and heaven by marc jacobs 2024 collab
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MegaDucko (Martina) @megaducko.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
" 𝘌𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘐𝘻𝘻𝘺’𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘥’𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘌𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘐𝘻𝘻𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘸𝘢𝘹 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘌𝘥. #Steddyhands #ofmdfanart #izzyhands
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Irene ♠️🍽️ Little Man @neopessimist.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
No wonder Izzy was flustered v////v #ofmd #roachofmd #ofmdroach
Digital artwork of Roach in the outfit doll Roach is in in the quoted posted (and which is described in Cin's fic): he's in a yellow-green and brown maid/lolita dress, white ruffled collar and short poofy sleeves, a little brown apron and thigh high combat boots. He's wearing a ruffled headband with bear ears and a little poofy bear tail. The only difference to the original outfit is that the ears in the illustration are brown instead of the striped yellow green fabric of the dress.
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Irene ♠️🍽️ Little Man @neopessimist.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I think these are some of my prettiest Roaches #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #roachofmd #ofmdroach
Collage of 9 crops of fanart of Roach
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Kis @blow-me-a-kis.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Oluwande is only son baby boy stay getting roasted in the family gc by his far cooler older sisters coded to me
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Yaz☀︎ @yaz113.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Ed and Izzy and the various maidens on every port that they pretend to have threesomes with so they have an excuse to touch each other😔
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
"Fuck, Ed, you feel so good" - #ofmdnsfw #edteach #stedebonnet #gentlebeard #edstede
Pink toned sketch of fat kitty Ed with cat ears and hand mitts getting fucked doggy (kitty) style by approximate canon Stede. Stede's hand is on Ed's belly grabbing a plush roll of fat. 

Content warning terms: fat fetish weight gain fetish wg fetish
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
last repost ed's borrowing (back?) izzy's shirt and it's actually the right length on him 😭
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MegaDucko (Martina) @megaducko.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
" 𝘏𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘶𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘐𝘻𝘻𝘺, 𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦, 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘌𝘥'𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭, 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘌𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦. " #OFMDReversebang #steddyhands #izzyhands #edteach
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Lillustration @lilyillustrates.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Coming out as an Izzy fan. And another Ed 🏴‍☠️ #izzyhands #ofmd #blackbeard #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #Fanart #art #illustration
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I draw the characters chubby & fat bc I think it's hot as fuck
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Irene ♠️🍽️ Little Man @neopessimist.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Pleasant morning for mister Hands :) #ofmd #izzyhands
Digital artwork of Izzy Hands mending a red sail. His expression is serene and he is smoking a pipe. All is right in the world.
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KittyMewes @kittymewes.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Have another more OLD summer Izzy doodle that I never posted here- Beach day edition:
A digital drawing highly stylized to look like a slightly messy traditional alcohol marker drawing of a little sort of chibi style Izzy from Our Flag Means Death. Izzy is standing on a mound of sand with a little sand castle and bucket wearing only orange arm floaties, striped swim trunks, and a bandage on his foot. His fists are clenched, he's dripping, sunburnt/ blushing, and has a squinty angry expression. He has TINY nipple piercings, chest hair, a scar, and a "BB" heart tattoo visible without his shirt. The background is filled with other little colourful doodles of heart shaped sunglasses, a starfish, a plastic shovel, Izzy's sword (can't go to the beach without it), a beach ball, and sunscreen.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
i love catching him in the middle of a slow blink at me
orange cat with eyes closed
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Astra @astrawrites.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
tbh i just wanted to draw Fang's thighs, the rest was an afterthought #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #fanart
Fang from Our Flag Means Death, leaning back against some indistinct piece of furniture while Izzy kneels in front of him.
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Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff @michellethestan.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
My primary takeaway from the auction is Izzy in his Practical Working Girl™️ LifeStride boots. Very Murphy Brown of him.
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Kis @blow-me-a-kis.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Conversation between Roach and Jack
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Kis @blow-me-a-kis.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Roach is torturing Ed rn. As a friend. Just some stabbing. they are giggling and sharing a joint. Ed is telling Roach how he needs to meet his friends Anne and Mary. "We should have dinner!" Ed groans out as Roach digs the knife deeper
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Kis @blow-me-a-kis.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Ed asks Izzy all sweetly “Who’s your best friend, luv?” Izzy doesn’t even look up from his dinner, immediately responding “Ivan” thru chews. Ed’s jaw drops. “Ivan?!” Izzy nods. “I’d say, after Ivan, Jim.” Jim who’s seated next to Izzy at the table nods to Ed. “Sup.”
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
ed was so ungrateful i wish i had a small freak acting as my executive function and letting me choke him
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