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Canan Poilot Brain Rot

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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
need some delicious fic recs of izzy having bad self worth or being upset and sad and then being loved on so hard oh pretty please !!!
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
izzy understands sexual desirability as a kind of power and is like of course i desire my captain carnally he is the master of all forms of power and making me hard is just one example of that
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Them. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Screencap of Con O'Neill's Instagram post. Con is sitting on a couch, one arm over his head, the other arm around doggy Cooper who is on his back, balls out, snoozing.
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Sera! @seraphknights.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fandoms come and go but izzy hands is forever.
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So back in the day I made a Our Flag Means Death game called Puppy Pursuit, a game in which you are Izzy, Eds adorable, but very angry little Pomeranian. oemuff.itch.io/puppy-pursui...
oemuff.itch.io
Puppy Pursuit A Our Flag Means Death Fan Game by Oemuff
A Our Flag Means Death Fan Game
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𝔩𝓏𝓏𝑦 - 𝔦 𝔞𝔪 𝔣𝔩𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 @autisticizzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Izzy is accidentally transformed into a small dog, and the entire crew tries to help until he turns back into a human. Wee Johan sews a sling to carry Izzy in, so that no one accidentally steps on him. Fang and Ed take turns carrying him. Roach makes sure his little tummy is full.
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The "I don't like physical contact" With his "give me physical contact" #edizzy #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
Ed hugging thigt Izzy hands 
Idk I wanted to try the expression of anime on this but I failed
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Feña • daily Conito @moonysmith81.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Conito bonito of the day... day 610 the beauty of Val Pearson.
Con O'Neill as Val in Uncle, they're covering their hair and they're kind of smiling, wearing a dark shirt
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AJ the Not Great 🔞 @ajthenotgreat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A black and white photo of young Con smiling and leaning against a wall. The sleeve of his shirt has been rolled up. 

Photo credit goes to John Stoddart.
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Soldier Con
Four black and white photos of Con O'Neill and an actress in the 1991 theater production of the play 'Woyzeck'.
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Feña • daily Conito @moonysmith81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kristian and conito bonito of the day... day 604
Kristian Nairn and Con O'Neill posing together
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
some may say its unethical, but ed is fattening izzy up to his preferred size of sex toy. and he's making him *so* soft. - I stuck muted tags in the alt text, please lmk if it doesnt work for you
[ weight gain kink for term muting ]
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
all these delicious sailors can't help but crack up on the rocks ☠️ - #edssensualseptember #ofmdart
Chubby siren Ed surrounded by human skeletons admiring his titty
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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ed hasn’t blown off steam in a while and is getting antsy, so stede asks to be shown what he does with izzy. ‘alright mate, but you can’t freak out. we’ve got a thing we do.’ and now stede enters a room with Izzy, in an x posting, wrists hanging from the ceiling and ankles spread by the floor.
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
*slobber smooch slurp* HOW ARE U SO PERFECT
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Just realized how tiiiiny Ed’s head was-soooo here you go again
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The perfect place to see the love of you life When you are sitting in gator shit Thank you for the Gator name @sir-bear-g.bsky.social So many incredible names but I just couldn’t stop thinking of Gurt 🥺
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
They never left the place their car broke down
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Just a smol reminder that this is Izzy hands in his ultimate form
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Panny ✨️ screaming about We're Wolves 🐺🌕 @pannylinn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Screen cap of Calico Jack Rackham shouting, with a speech bubble indicating that he is the one saying the quoted post
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Heck 🏴‍☠️🍆💦🔞 mask up! 😷 @omgitshecklmao.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
*angry sounding gibberish*
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anneiled/dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Also this masterpiece
Izzy in a suit made of barrels saying Bonnet what the fock is a row-bot
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Couldn’t stop thinking about Antifa Ed and Izzy and Stede who is a mere democratic socialist 😭 ( @florenceafter12.bsky.social Stede von den Jusos darf mal mit)
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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Berlin Antifa/Punk Core AU because I need to romanticize reality somehow
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
His mind is taken over by the Pom virus, Izzy can’t even flip ppl off anymore v.v
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Found Ben in the 1993 personal ads.
Screenshot of a newspaper ad reading: "Nasty perverted grandpa/master always  looking for son/grandson slaves who relish painful servitude"
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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what if roach finds out about izzy’s touch starved praise kink because he subconsciously hushes people gently and says they’re doing good when they hold still for stitches? what then?
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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ed hasn’t blown off steam in a while and is getting antsy, so stede asks to be shown what he does with izzy. ‘alright mate, but you can’t freak out. we’ve got a thing we do.’ and now stede enters a room with Izzy, in an x posting, wrists hanging from the ceiling and ankles spread by the floor.
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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
izzy accidentally puts himself as a sentimental bastard when he gets into a screaming match with stede over classical literature and musicals. stede stops arguing for five seconds to be like “ed this is amazing!” and izzy turns bright red and chokes on his words because FUCK this was a TRAP
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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
trans woman izzy hands lounges around in kaftans and robes btw. she’s finally living her life and she’s gonna be comfy about it. her version of dressing up is a beach cover up
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FriskybizFan @friskybizfan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Izzy Hands bsky.app/profile/lyse...
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Calico Jack in OFMD with a speech bubble below him
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If someone Izzy even remotely respected called him a good boy, he'd come in his pants untouched, instantly
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#EdsSensualSeptember Model+ pillow princess+skill #OFMD #ourflagmeansdeath #edwardteach
Ed wearing a yellow robe surrounded by green pillows and candles
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Feña • daily Conito @moonysmith81.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Conito bonito of the day... day 602
Con O'Neill in vengeance is mine
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
what even are you? the new unicorn.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who made this for me? Anyway, I just found it again and laughed.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yer dad shouts at lifeboats
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Fuck Yeah Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill gives the best hugs! ❤😊) @fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The actor Toby Williams shared bts pics from filming Pressure and one is with Conito 😍❤️ #ConONeill #TobyWillaims #Pressure www.instagram.com/p/DdB_pasjOi...
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Harlot. Strumpet.
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Penemue - Doodle Demon @penemuesquill.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Taking the time. for @wax-and-wings.bsky.social Thank you. :) #Ourflagmeansdeath #FangOFMD #IzzyHands #OFMDFanart
Fang and Izzy from Our Flag Means Death napping together on a hammock. Fang has an arm over Izzy's shoulder and his hand is resting loosely on Izzy's chest. Izzy's arms and legs are folded while Fang looks more relaxed.
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
izzy rlly is character of all time what if your evil henchman was your nagging wife and also devoted BDSM sub
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
do you ever think abt bored, long-suffering housewife izzy hands’s game where he flirts w and invites random men around when he’s sick of being ignored so ed’ll come home, catch them, menace the other guy in a way izzy finds hot, and then remind izzy who he really belongs to (sexual) (sadistic)
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Calico Jack is so hot you guys (gn). He's wearing super tight, light-wash Lee jeans with a Nickelback t shirt under a suede, fringed jacket. The weather's cooling off, so he's got his Timbs on (swapped out his beat up Court Legacies the minute the temp dropped).
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Songdog 🧗‍♀️ @songdog2009.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Con O'Neill in Bedrooms and Hallways. He's wearing Timbs.
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Cristel @fuera-de-contexto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just think that Izzy- #izzyhands #ourflagmeansdeath
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Plunderer of Lush Vegetation @mysterymary.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Izzy grasping Stede’s shirt which is actually Ed’s leather vest up in his face
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is going to take forever, but I cannot let this stupid thing be lost to the sands of time. www.tumblr.com/watchingbadg...
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Watching Badgers (@watchingbadgers) on Tumblr
An OFMD British politics AU. Izzy/Hornigold. NSFW.
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