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Blovius Maximus. Software Developer, Old Car Enthusiast, MMT. Always prefer a full bottle in front of me to a full frontal lobotomy. Utter contempt for Generative AI and Crypto.

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Richard Chirgwin @rchirgwin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Journalists: please jettison the bullshit notion peddled by governments and lobbyists, that having Anthropic etc in Australia somehow "places this country further up the AI supply chain". It's utter bollocks designed to make us feel important, so we say say "yes" to AI carpetbaggers.
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Michael E. Carter @deckofcarterhist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is your general reminder that the technology behind this bullshit homunculus is what the worst among the elites and most zealous people on the planet want to filter your medical records, tax records, all entertainment, social media, and your children's education through.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
“Once you understand that the broligarchs are eugenicists who care more about hypothetical, future AI-enhanced lives than about today’s population…a lot of things start making sense.”
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What Policymakers and the Public Need to Know About the Cult of AI
Nathalie Maréchal asks, why are we betting the economy and the future of democracy on cult-like beliefs?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/08/2026
"The America, The America, The America, The America, The America, The America, The America, The America"
[An edited The Far Side comic of a man holding a paintbrush, having painted everything around him. watermark: Larson]
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Gareth Thomas @profgaretht.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It appears that plagiarism only matters to The Times if it’s done by black professors
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
For anyone else to be nominated is a passive aggressive threat.
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That is beautiful. Thank you so much.
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We had to say goodbye to Bruiser this weekend 💔
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Also, Amazon, eh? futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Amazon Is Gutting Its AI Division After Sustained Failure
Amazon is gutting its AI labs and funneling its resources into a new project headed by a noted AI robotics guru.
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s one thing to be a loss leader, quite another to incinerate cash at the rate these companies do. The major frontier model companies just haemorrhage cash with no path to profitability. Google search is irrelevant, you’re the product in that example, and it’s always been profitable.
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And can you name one that is turning a consistent profit, or even demonstrating a believable path to profitability? (Nvidia doesn’t count, I’m talking about frontier model companies.)
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"... Altman and Amodei do a pretty good job when they’re directly communicating with the public. They do exactly what Zuckerberg resists here: acknowledging the dangers of AI" Bzzzt. No, those bozos are just AI Doomers. Amodei left OpenAI to start Anthropic because it wasn't Doomer enough for him.
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Article headline "Great tits could be wiped out by climate change in near future", with picture of a Great Tit (a type of small bird).
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A picture of a man on a beach looking very happy

There is red text which reads "Cringe is a lie made up by big normal to stop you having fun"
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The mashup we didn’t know we needed. I can’t decide whether I want the Seuss-illustrated RHCP lyrics, or the Seuss’ poetry put to music and performed by RHCP. Porque no los dos..
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
But what if Hobbes was imagining all of it, a friendship with a boy dreamed by a tiger sleeping in the sun. What if we're all just the dreams of a big cat
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My eyes are playing games.
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Things don't go well for the goat in Jurassic Park, though.
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lettuce Pray..
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just to be the man who didn't give four shits to fall down at your door.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 23/07/2026
OpenAI is doing this because Mythos got airtime thanks to the media that does press-release-as-aservice. So now, as one security engineer put it, “something which would have been an embarrassment ten years ago is now repackaged as a capability demo, a heroic AI-vs-AI story and a marketing pitch"
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Richard Meredith @rtm223.me · 22/07/2026
It's totally unprecedented, nothing like the same marketing hype cycle Anthropic did around their model "going rogue" and "breaching containment" recently. Not like that at all
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I fucked around and found out.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 20/07/2026
"My next book project is a trans-species manifesto-cum-collage assembled from excised first editions of Hemingway novels, decaying roadkill gathered over the course of a summer spent barefoot in Michigan, and a series of scatological limericks generated by my AI companion, Judith."
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My Next Book Project
“My next book project is a trans-species manifesto-cum-collage assembled from excised first editions of Ernest Hemingway novels, decaying roadkill gathered o...
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This data centre is described as being "AI ready", in a year. What's missing from that article is any discussion of the client cashed up with a stack of power-hungry GPUs to install in it. So is there are contracted tenant, or is all this a Field of Dreams style plan?
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Yes, it’s always couched in terms of what it might do in the future, not what it actually does now. This future is not preordained, but it’s a handy threat you can use to discipline labour.
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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Never forget that they had to spend trillions of dollars, build massive data centers, consume millions of galloons of water and insane amounts of electricity, just to kind of do what you can do better with your imagination and a cup of coffee. That's how envious they are of what you can do.
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Describe your favourite movie in the most boring way possible. Orphanage fundraisers indicted.
Promotional poster for the movie “The Blues Brothers”, featuring Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi standing in front of the ex-police car
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The idea that this sort of capacity can be built and operational before these charlatans go broke is laughable. The economics of frontier models make no sense, and the rate they incinerate money is not sustainable.
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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Someone is asking to have a rocket put up them…
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Science: “this post checks out!”
Post by @shutupmikeginn that reads: “its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time about things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
MISSED CONNECTION: You were leaving the dog park, I was arriving. Our eyes met... There were sparks. I need to see you again. My chip # is 148A27J98614Z. Have your person track me.
Two dogs stare at each other through the open windows of passing cars.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Emu night (1/2)
Comic page 1: a group of young emo people are hanging out in a venue with a banner that reads EMO NIGHT. Outside the venue, an emu is on the phone. He says, “yeah, could you pick me up? I think I misread the flyer.” Suddenly, behind the emu someone exclaims, “hey!”
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Life imitates art.
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Vive le france
Pretty blonde and buxom reporter at the football with an overlay showing "Nice vs Brest"
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
And people say everything is clickbait these days. This video is exactly what it says on the tin.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@shutupmikeginn

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time about things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Paging Mr Goodhart to the white courtesy phone..
New Yorker style cartoon: Museum of Meaningless Metrics, with displays showing
- Lines of Code
- Story Points
- Pull Requests
- Tokens Spent

Original cartoonist unknown, or would give attribution.
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Esprit de l'escalier @jeofree.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Vandals also attacked Iran, imposed illegal tarrifs, created a global oil shortage endangering the world economy and made the US a laughing stock that doesn't honor its agreements, according to Trump.
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Tom Red @tomredmemes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
*whispers* “sir a second algae has hit the reflecting pool”
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RET @oldmate.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Dear Diary...
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 07/06/2026
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