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Beer, sports, and the downfall of humanity

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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The puck is down on another season of Jr. Checkers Hockey! @rockinredbirdie.bsky.social
10U Jr Checkers Hockey player stickhandles and surveys the ice10U Jr Checkers Hockey platers face off at the blue line with the puck in the airA 10u Jr Checkers hockey player skates the puck while his opponent tries to catch up and take the puck away.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's something peak end stage capitalism about the fact that I read an investigative report about the disgusting predatory pseudo Christian financial scam LifeSurge and now I'm being served ads to go attend the said scam conference when it comes to town in two weeks.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can I just not start so I don't have to stop
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LOL
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is not an onion story. It's Florida Man represents his constituency in the way he knows best - owning old and dangerous explosives with unsafe storage.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I definitely muted my tv trying to decide if it was one of the kids in the neighborhood. It's college football someone in the stadium either needs to get that person too drunk to stand or kick their butt.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fucking morons. Without even getting into the discussion of the Erie Tribe. That jackass and his 50 miles of coastline can get fucked. Lake Ohio before Lake Pennsylvania and they're both dumb.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can we please get Mel Brooks to sue for copyright infringement just because it would be the funniest thing in the god-awful timeline. Especially if the layout was filled under the heading Spaceballs III: The Quest To Restore Sanity
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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
not lost on a lot of us that someone got ejected from a game because of a hat that wasn’t violating any MLB rules while multiple Giants earlier this year did violate written MLB rules pertaining to uniforms and were allowed to stay in the game (and received zero discipline from the league later)
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@rockinredbirdie.bsky.social
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe I'm just jaded from when I lived at Navy Yard metro but that seems so typical DC in its complete dismissal of the outside world. Kind of like when the metro wall ads were Lockheed Martin advertising their Littoral Combat Ship like it was something you'd pick up with your iPod and Nikes.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I understand what's in this for Dyson- data harvesting, the "customer" is the product and all. But I can't wrap my mind around what supposed value they're offering that would make someone want this. Unless it truly is just excess for the sake of status fall of Rome level stuff.
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Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Far Side cartoon where a dog is trying to lure a cat to get in a dryer with signs reading "cat fud" pointing towards the open dryer door.
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Orioles and Trey Mancini announced that Mancini will sign a one-day contract to retire an Oriole on Sept. 19
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YoMa816 @yomahomes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you ever say Lake America around me I’m gonna hit you in the head with a crown royal bag full of quarters.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In lieu of flowers they are asking for donations to Dolly’s Imagination Library, which she founded in honor of her illiterate parents. Every enrolled child gets a free book once a month addressed to them, regardless of need. Some 325 million books so far. donate.imaginationlibrary.com
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Robin, Our Birdie of Perpetual Expletives @rockinredbirdie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yes, please do this! Local affiliates pay $2.60/book/child/month. It doesn't sound like much, but it adds up quick. It costs my organization ~$22k each month. Every dollar donated helps local orgs serve kids. We're so incredibly grateful for Dolly and her Imagination Library making this possible.
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Jake Lahut @jakelahut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Debbie Dingell, from the logo
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I started reading this hearing the lyrics but then it was a record screech moment
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm still cracking up at the city council member saying, "Thank you. Darth Vader?"
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground... They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend."
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
chaumas posting on tumblr saying: "my dad's best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she's looking amazing."

nentuaby asks: "Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car."

chaumas clarifies, saying: "she wasn't publicly out before the moose incident but she needed extensive reconstructive surgery and just snuck gender affirming surgeries into that. so yeah to most people it definitely looked like she had a near death moose experience and they just rebuilt her into a woman."
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I spent about 5 years living in the Northwoods. It's a magical place of more bars per capita than any place should be allowed, taking your snowmobile through McDonalds drive-thru, and summers where the temperature could be 45 or 100. I guess I'm not making a very good case that it's real.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Any time a rule is quoted with the decimal point is a sign that shit just went down. The Blue Jays Red Sox game definitely proved that there's more to baseball than any one person can keep track of. Pray for me as I try to explain this to my kid who will absolutely want the full legal debrief.
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have a legitimate request. Are you a Baltimorean and did you name your child or pet Adley? Please email me: Andy.kostka@thebanner.com
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This starts today! You can watch on ESPN at 5:00. I personally have chosen the Firebells as my team for now, because I have no sports grudges about San Francisco and because they have the best name by a mile. www.womensprobaseballleague.com
womensprobaseballleague.com
Women's Pro Baseball League
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fred Lewis couldn't believe it
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It’s the logical move
Dr Evil and Frau Farbissina
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Jarrett Seidler @seidler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I have not been as baffled in the thought process of a trade in a long time as I am by the concept of trading Connelly Early, a very good 24-year-old SP with top prospect background, for Curtis Mead, a corner guy who is less than 350 good but not profile-altering PA removed from being DFA’d
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This might be the best thing I've seen online in some time. Thank you internet for blessing us with this kind of joy amidst the terribleness. #GoBucks
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm furious that you've brought knowledge of this existing to me. I would like to go back in time 5 minutes so I can remain blissfully unaware of whatever the hell this is.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Well guess the kid isn't getting a new stick to start his next season. Fucking Trump.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The internet remains undefeated. If only there was more of this and less *gestures at the current world* I was envisioning something with more of the dark desperation of Love Hate Love but that was absolutely an AiC version of Backstreet Boys. Thank you my friend.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If the Brits won't do it I'm sure there's a crowd of human non- cult following Americans that will take care of things. Paraphrasing Comedian Ron White - I don't how many we'll need... but I know how many we'll use
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bet his mouth would shut nicely around a 45
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sitting in a bar where a live band is doing a respectable cover of 'i want it that way' but thinking how amazingly dark that song would be with the harmonies of Jerry Cantrell and Layne Stayley #alicenchains
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
BREAKING: Inspired by Hegseth's beach flyovers, Markwayne Mullin announces that ICE plans to boost its public image by having agents perform celebratory tear gas demonstrations in crowded daycare centers across the nation.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I've never understood the fear of same side changeups. Every other pitch and the conversation is challenge a guy, best on best, etc. But with changeups its taboo to even consider throwing it same side. Why is everyone so scared of what can be a great pitch? www.mlb.com/news/why-tar...
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The pitch-usage wrinkle that helps make Tarik Skubal unique
Sitting in front of his locker at Yankee Stadium, Tarik Skubal wants to run a search on Baseball Savant. One of the best pitchers in baseball, at least in this way, is just like us. On the mound, Skub...
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fuck Jim Dolan personally. He's the embodiment of everything that is wrong with sports and society. Another fucker that would wear a guillotine quite well.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Speak for yourself. I've never been accused of making anything classy.
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 15/07/2026
what in the actual fuck
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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
NY TIMES: Eight football fans in a coffee shop in Indiana tell us what baseball needs to do to get them to watch baseball
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That was from the world series back in 2001 in Arizona. That performance always gives me chills.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
it's a theory like gravity's a theory
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is obviously a descendent of the foul beast with sharp pointy teeth @rockinredbirdie.bsky.social
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Well they won't write "hookers in memory of that [insert gay slur] Lindsey" on the White House Daily Schedule.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Made by Deschutes. It's actually a solid daily drinker.
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oldcatcherp.bsky.social @oldcatcherp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nothing like turning on the Tigers broadcast and the first thing I hear is Benetti saying "it's a dinosaur with guns" while there's a close up of some Philly player's face.
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