iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21h

I want my computer interactions to sound like Captain Picard asking for a status report on his ship. if I want to talk to someone I'll talk to a person. tea earl grey hot

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freddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

a slightly belated happy 20th birthday to Sickos

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Like it's real either way but they're in denial

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

No they're just afraid of acknowledging the commitment because then it's real

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

i tried to hide a rubber band safely away from my fiendish son but i hid it so well that now I also can't find it

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

hello, i have been summoned

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

wow, so ethical 😇 I'm scared to ask how one calculates a living wage for children

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

are the workers children though

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

hitler mussolini simeon flores won’t see your posts making fun of his name but all your friends who are also named hitler mussolini will

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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said

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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Totally, totally, kids cut off their parents because of "ordinary conflict." Hey, unrelatedly, here's an email I got from my father 27 years after the last time I saw him.

Dear Evil One -
Just a Happy Halloween Wish! I hope you took the kids out Trick or Treating and they had a great time!
Tomorrow is All Saints Day and Deb and I will be going to Mass at our local church. It struck me on this Halloween Night that the evil of witches and goblins and such is rooted in the very real evil of Satan. Hate and pain are the hallmarks of evil... the hallmarks of Satan. With all the evil and hate you have demonstrated with me, along with all the pain you have caused, it struck me that just as Deb and I will attend Catholic Mas tomorrow... will you be going to a Black Mass to worship Satan?
It was just a question that came up as we pulled "candy duty" with all the Trick or Treaters.
Well, will you be attending a Black Mass?

Love,

Dad

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can you die of too many open computer tabs

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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No-one is talking about the impact of AI girlfriends on the international catfishing market

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

managed to dig up a whole tree without hurting myself and then injured my wrist trying to open the hydralyte container

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freddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

a lesser mind would have written "busta rhymes implies the existence of busta free verse," but that simply isn't true. nothing implies the existence of anything; the human mind simply attempts to find patterns in an indifferent universe to bring meaning to the meaningless. evil twins are real though

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freddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

busta rhymes' evil twin, busta free verse

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veery @veery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lord have mercy

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think you need better depth perception to see it. The optometrist says that's why I can't do it.

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

maybe I want to be disappointed! it's one of my hobbies

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

wow everyone can see the boring overhyped thing except me, that's rude

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

to the man using a bag of rice as a pillow on the bus, i salute you

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just thought I should comment on how chill and normal you seem right now

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"wow i hope everyone thinks i'm funny" i say, as I post my joke to the No-one Understands Jokes website

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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i did not know it was possible to give yourself a little hand injury from holding a clipboard for too long and it gives me no pleasure to report that this is a real thing that can happen

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

trying to build a world-destroying superintelligence but shaking my head the whole time so you know I don't agree with it

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Obviously I want to go, it would be wrong not to

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i am mostly joking but i do think it's unfair that men get the best shirts. where are the shirts for sophie

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

thinking about starting a new scam where i go on dates with various men so I can steal their most interesting shirts (i need some new shirts is what I'm saying)

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i can't do anything except think about The Garment

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

not everyone needs to be king arthur

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

my therapist: "from what I've seen, you seem to be a very kind and empathetic person" me, the worst liar on earth: well that can't be true. I must be the best liar on earth

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026

great art articulates eternal truths

script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]

CURTAIN

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

well yeah that's the problem I assumed. time to abandon her i guess (who will make your snacks now)

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

is Greta allowed to leave the country before her visa application gets approved

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

yeah similar kinds of ambiguities occur when talking about 2 people who use the same pronouns anyway, I think there are plenty of other ways of dealing with this without making every character have different pronouns

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freddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

columbo: I don't usually go in for computers - now my wife, she's crazy about 'em. says they'll be small enough to fit on a table some day. but it seems to me that you didn't put your browser into incognito mode when you asked for "perfect cover up no evidence" robert culp: well done, lieutenant

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

on my way to a series of important in-person meetings only to discover that when the sun is shining directly on me that my shirt is absolutely caked in cat hair

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

eating vegemite on toast for breakfast in honour of @swordsjew.bsky.social (also because i ran out of oats for porridge)

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i have many other more specific criticisms of the content but unfortunately i don't have any funny takes, I'm just mad

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

did they provide any examples of what this might involve? oh no, why would you. obviously the average person who actually needs to receive this training had just had "anti racist" described to them knows what a KPI is so surely they can just figure it out

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snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

on one of the case studies there was a question that was like "how could this situation have been prevented" and one of the answers was apparently, embed anti-racist KPIs?

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job

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