Reposted by snowpeaWill Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 18hTop ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read. 8466211062
Reposted by snowpearax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 373605862
Reposted by snowpeaToo Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Totally, totally, kids cut off their parents because of "ordinary conflict." Hey, unrelatedly, here's an email I got from my father 27 years after the last time I saw him. 1951647
Reposted by snowpeaIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Can you die of too many open computer tabs 62742126
Reposted by snowpeaThe (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No-one is talking about the impact of AI girlfriends on the international catfishing market 041
Reposted by snowpeadepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm 554207714
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026managed to dig up a whole tree without hurting myself and then injured my wrist trying to open the hydralyte container 020
Reposted by snowpeafreddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 23/03/2025a lesser mind would have written "busta rhymes implies the existence of busta free verse," but that simply isn't true. nothing implies the existence of anything; the human mind simply attempts to find patterns in an indifferent universe to bring meaning to the meaningless. evil twins are real though 1113
Reposted by snowpeafreddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 23/03/2025busta rhymes' evil twin, busta free verse 163
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026to the man using a bag of rice as a pillow on the bus, i salute you 051
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"wow i hope everyone thinks i'm funny" i say, as I post my joke to the No-one Understands Jokes website 020
Reposted by snowpeaDread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive 4422121
Reposted by snowpeaPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison. 7879061408
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i did not know it was possible to give yourself a little hand injury from holding a clipboard for too long and it gives me no pleasure to report that this is a real thing that can happen 230
Reposted by snowpeacait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026trying to build a world-destroying superintelligence but shaking my head the whole time so you know I don't agree with it 131005136
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026thinking about starting a new scam where i go on dates with various men so I can steal their most interesting shirts (i need some new shirts is what I'm saying) 160
Reposted by snowpeacait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my therapist: "from what I've seen, you seem to be a very kind and empathetic person" me, the worst liar on earth: well that can't be true. I must be the best liar on earth 1043019
Reposted by snowpeaGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026great art articulates eternal truths 1048511482
Reposted by snowpeafreddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026columbo: I don't usually go in for computers - now my wife, she's crazy about 'em. says they'll be small enough to fit on a table some day. but it seems to me that you didn't put your browser into incognito mode when you asked for "perfect cover up no evidence" robert culp: well done, lieutenant 031
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026on my way to a series of important in-person meetings only to discover that when the sun is shining directly on me that my shirt is absolutely caked in cat hair 050
Reposted by snowpeaKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable” 621292454951
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 12/09/2026eating vegemite on toast for breakfast in honour of @swordsjew.bsky.social (also because i ran out of oats for porridge) 010
Reposted by snowpeaTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today: everything you ever wanted to know about Marmite, Vegemite, vitamins and the Great War: buttondown.com/theswordandt...buttondown.comNotable Sandwiches #149: VegemiteWelcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where my editor David Swanson and I eat our way through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches. This week, an... 34815
Reposted by snowpearax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job 81682263
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 08/09/2026god I I love getting out of bed in the morning to *checks notes* watch an HR-mandated video where a white man solemnly explains to me that racism causes real harm 330
Reposted by snowpeaKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/09/2026This is one of the objections I have when people talk about how useful LLMs can be for literature searches or for any kind of search, really. Even beyond the biases that inevitably (and, in some cases, intentionally) show up, part of a good literature search is seeing information *in context.* 501872337
Reposted by snowpeatunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 426174353863
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks about this all the time 171
Reposted by snowpeafreddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 05/09/2026texting an old friend you miss shouldn't be hard but it somehow is? I mean I did the thing but it felt bad for some reason 031
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 04/09/2026starting to see people use the doubling consonant rule (when adding a suffix) for words ending in x and i know this is an overgeneralisation from "anti-vaxxer" and "looks-maxxing" but did you know that you don't need to say "i maxxed out my credit card" because "maxed out" already existed 110
Reposted by snowpeaJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026With ChatGPT down it's time to email your biggest enemy at work and cause a nervous breakdown as they are unable to respond 3920155
Reposted by snowpeaThe (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I am available to be thanked in your book acknowledgements 101
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 04/09/2026we're up to the chapter of the book that's about pain and suffering, which is very much a thing i have opinions about. buckle yourselves in, it's time to be mad (maybe) 120
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i have just learnt that most people do not realise that when i say "this extremely detailed description of this thing you are obsessed with would be great as a powerpoint presentation" that i am giving them a compliment of highest order 050
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 02/09/2026one man's suffering is another man's psychological enrichment 120
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 02/09/2026standing in front of the mirror saying very good and helpful affirmations to myself like "i am powerful. i am interesting. i can behave normally without embarrassing myself in a public place." 030
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026you can't die, i haven't finished composing your eulogy yet 050
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 30/08/2026why is everyone on hinge either a marathon runner or a person who wants to date a marathon runner 240
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 30/08/2026no need to go to a party ever again. just read @horrorvacui.bsky.social posts for the highlights and have a nice sleep 020
Reposted by snowpeacait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Mr Brave Hunter keeping his territory (the bed) safe from snakes and serpents (braided rope belt from my dress) 16101962
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 23/08/2026time to drink a cup of tea and eat exactly one chapter of this book to find out the important reasons why to attain the goal of happiness i must stop caring about whether or not other people think i'm funny (because i am certain that becoming happy will ruin my sense of humour) 120
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 23/08/2026this is an accurate representation of cats every night, thinking they're being stealthy while they commit Crimes but also making some of the loudest possible noises at the same time 020
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 23/08/2026neridah told me to read a book by a Buddhist monk on happiness and this is how it's going so far 130
snowpea @ohpies.bsky.social · 20/08/2026typing "self compassion worksheets that don't make me want to die" into a search engine and then getting really upset when it turns out those don't exist 250
![script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read
ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]
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