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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 1h

On Wednesday I went to my first external job interview in almost a decade and left convinced I hadn't got it... earlier today I got a call to say I've got the job* and I am definitely still in shock 😂😂😍 * all usual background checks etc permitting 🤓

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Nyarie | #SaveOFMD 🏴‍☠️ @indarltonitrust.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Post from David Jenkins on Threads with a kiss emoji and a pirate flag emoji.

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just had an insane reaction to hearing Gnossienne No. 5 on a show that isn't ofmd 😂😂 dramatic gasp

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The lead singer of one of my favourite bands messaged me last night (after I tagged him because i bought one of their records) and he's just messaged again asking what song I'd like to hear when I see them next year eeeee 😍 also none of my friends have even heard of the band so they won't care 😂

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A whole damn year ago, my goddddd. We haven't spoken since February and life is better without her 🙌🏻

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I haven't been reading much gentlebeard fic over the past few months and I have a 5hr train journey ahead of me!! Can anyone recommend any recent fics?? Explicit ideally pls 😘

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How to explain to people that the person constantly offering love and support... also needs love and support 🙃🙃🙃

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"I really like you - just not as much as I like this other person" great start to September 💀😂

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Laura @lauranway87.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Happy Dickfuck day to all who celebrate.

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

One more week then it's off to bonny Scotland. Might just turn off my phone for the whole trip cause most people ignore me anyway unless they need sumat from me 😂😂

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MistyMountain | Save OFMD @mistymountain83.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

And this too is Ed Teach

Meme which states: Things I hated as a child: getting spanked and naps. Things I love as an adult: Getting spanked and naps.

Ed Teach coded :)

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I am pretty sick of being the one asking questions, showing interest, continuing conversations whilst i'm left feeling like I have nobody to talk to about things, so I think a few changes are needed

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Me: applies for job Me: receives interview invite for job i applied for Me: oh shit

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My sleeping pattern is pretty fucked up and I'm perplexed that it is somehow MONDAY MORNING AGAIN but for some reason I'm in quite a good mood 😀

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Shit what am i going to blame all my problems on when it stops being ridiculously hot??

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Two whole years ago today I headed down to London by myself for TCF podcast recording. What a day it was! I can still remember how excited I was. Meeting our little crew there was so much fun and we've had plenty of great memories since then ❤️

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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

When is someone going to hurry up and cast Rhys Darby in a Danny Kaye biopic?

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Man Playing 'White Christmas' Song

Alt: Danny Kaye in a medieval jester's costume strumming a lute and looking cute

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Me, a Rhys girl, waking to the memory of yet another cute Taika dream...

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

You know when you've had a long day and you're ready to go home now and you finally get on the train and the lady across from you gets out a tin of spam and starts eating from it with her fingers...

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Whenever I tell a woman I think she's attractive I always feel the need to add "but I'm not being a creep!!!"

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Is it even a proper trip to London if you haven't almost reached your daily step goal by 11am 😂

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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

SMILING SO HARD CANT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE

nigel billingsley selfie in the year of our lord 2026

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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

✨💖🌈THEY'RE✨💖🌈 ✨💖🌈ALWAYS✨💖🌈 ✨💖🌈GONNA BE✨💖🌈 ✨💖🌈IN LOVE✨💖🌈

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Whatever you say, handsome #RhysDarbyFaction

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

If I had a pound for every time i've thought "i hate my life" in July i'd be able to afford to buy things to help me hate my life a little less 😂😂

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I just fancy going on a cute date. You know like, getting dressed up nice, having some good food, a few drinks, telling our life stories and feeling that spark, forgetting to check our phones for a few hours. I must be getting sentimental in my old age 😅

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Can't believe I've just sat at my desk and said out loud, "nobody cares how i'm feeling anyway" and not a single person offered reassurance or comfort. Oh wait, actually, yeah. I can believe it 🙃

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Rewatching ofmd with @lauranway87.bsky.social while I was visiting her was so lovely 🥰 i miss those silly pirates 😭

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Obviously the most talkative taxi driver in Sheffield is the one that has picked me up when i'm shattered and just want to get home 😅 he full on just asked me how much I paid for my house and didn't seem satisfied with my answer of "a certain amount" lmao mind your own business man

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Sometimes think i've lost my confidence in recent years and then something like this happens: sitting on the coach back home and the bloke in front of me tries to move his seat right back so i have no leg room. I just pushed his seat back up and said "no, absolutely not" 😂😂 i am still me after all!!

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Laura @lauranway87.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My Birthday!!! 🎉🎂🎁 Celebrated in the delightful company of @ohoneonefour.bsky.social and a visit to Tintern Abbey, followed by a tasty pub lunch.

Me and Jess with the ruins of Tintern Abbey in the background.

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Wales i am in you 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Laura @lauranway87.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Only a couple of hours until I get to see @ohoneonefour.bsky.social again! 🎉🎉🎉 Can't wait! Looking forward to spending time together 💖💖

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I'm not saying walking round new places in 25°c heat and looking at all the trees and bridges and buildings is curing my anxpression, buuuuut

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Let's see how I handle sightseeing in two new cities on one hour of sleep 🤠

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