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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
commanders of silliness at sea (and also on land)
taika looking out to sea from his boat. he's in a tight black tshirt, a black pinstripe blazer and white trousers rhys at the helm of a ship wearing sunglasses and a suitrhys sitting back on a boat, backdropped by the water. he's wearing a cap, sunglasses and a polo shirttaika at the wheel of a boat, hand very casually poised on the wheel as he looks off into the distance of the water
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
full dilf silver... does anyone know what to do....
rhys darby looking serious with silver fox hairrhys darby looking smiley and fangy and silver haired
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
hanging out with my new friend jon matthew johnson
matt johnson holding the same puppy that rhys darby held #Lol
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
(older art, but-) 😚 #gentlebeard
Ed holding Stede after their successful lighthouse scheme in S1E4. Ed is looking off to the side, looking smug, and Stede has a bottle in his hand, looking pleased and a little flushed. There is an arrow pointing at Stede, saying 'slightly drunk'. Stede is leaning up, kissing Ed's cheek. Ed, still holding Stede, looks flustered.
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i'm going to take a script writing course and then everyone is really blown away by my work and they're like we have to hire u asap hollywood is in need and they greenlight my movie and i'm like oh ok well i actually wrote it with rhys darby in mind so if you could call him up we can get started
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Emmanuel @wardrobespierre.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🪢🖤 #OFMDnsfw
Monochrome drawing of Ed and Stede from OFMD; both are naked and Stede is in shibari bondage with his arms tied behind his back. He’s leaning into Ed with his face in Ed’s shoulder, and Ed is caressing his arm and the back of his neck. They’re in love your honour
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
matt johnson comes to me as a long lost friend who threw apples at me in papa's orchard
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this with the caption "Fuck AI. Peace x" riiiight right right ok the hottest anyone has ever been no big deal
jawdropping new rhys selfie that i paused my movie for. he's in a black or navy bikers jacket over a led zeppelin shirt jesus christ and he's wearing a silver chain and holding a microphone and he has sunglasses on. oh and a mustache which is basically all grey and he's styled his hair into a messy quiff and he's pulling a very serious face at the camera
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s time 🎉🎉🎉 With 50 days to go, we’re so excited to unveil the prompts for OFMD Kinktober 2026!! Any questions, either reply to the thread or shoot a DM to this account — and happy kinking, everyone ❤️ (Rules and plaintext prompt list below!)
Kinktober Prompts (Part 1)

1st: Exhibitionism | Piss | Immobilisation

2nd: Oral Fixation | Smoking | Cannibalism

3rd: Mommy Kink | Monsterfucking | Hypno

4th: Orgasm Denial | Sounding | Science Experimentation

5th: Public/Semi-public | Leather Culture | Objectophilia

6th: Collaring | Temperature Play | Ritual Human Sacrifice

7th: Sex Toys | Oviposition | Vore

8th: Free Use | Fisting | Bestiality

9th: Gags | Sado-masochism | Botanical Torture

10th: Sex Lessons | Selfcest | Ethical Violation

11th: Objectification | Virginity | Findom/Paypig

12th: Infidelity | Omegaverse | Body Modification

13th: Sex Pollen | Scent Kink | Latex

14th: Daddy Kink | Breath Play | Bimboification

15th: Age Play | Clothes Kink | Emetophilia

16th: Humiliation | Tickling | Clown KinkKinktober Prompts (Part 2)

17th: Bondage | Lactation | Genital Torture

18th: Sex Tapes | Macro/Micro | Knife Play

19th: Spanking | Feedism | Predator/Prey

20th: Size Kink | Ruined Orgasms | Soaking (Mormon-style)

21st: Breeding | Spit | Wound Fucking/Fingering

22nd: Somnophilia | Sexual Dysfunction | Dubcon/Non-con

23rd: Feet | Non-sexual Kink | Total Power Exchange

24th: Sensory Deprivation | Cnc | Gun Play

25th: Marking | Impact Toys | Blood Play

26th: Pet Play | Fetish Gear | Electroplay

27th: Gangbang | Medical Kink | Necrophilia

28th: Age Gap | Cucking | Intoxication

29th: Voyeurism | High Protocol | Force-fem/Force-masc

30th: Nipple Play | Anonymous Sex | Needles

31st: Masturbation/Solo | Body Hair | Scat
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
LET'S GO LESBIANS
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Armache 🧼💀 Era @armache.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
That's what you get #gentlebeard #ofmd #ofmd2
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Nikki 🔜 WeeCon @bookknobs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What do you mean he was right there irl?!
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
spotted last night. whoever put these two posters together is a real one. david jenkins you would love nirvanna the band the show the movie
cinema posters of nirvanna the band the show the movie and heat
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
remember when we all first saw rhys for the first time in the flesh and we had to reckon with the "he's hotter irl" phenomenon. i do in fact think taika is somehow prettier irl
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Jen ✨ @spanishjenkies.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He’s so pretty
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
idk why i'm even surprised considering i've watched every interview the guy has ever done on youtube but GOD it just feels dialled up to 1000 irl how warm and charasmatic and goofy taika is. i love that man ohhhh i love that mannnnnn
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
sam would have approved of this joke
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
he doesn't know he's on his way to see taika waititi (cc: @emcolbs.bsky.social)
stede labubu (a keyring of stede painted by em from the craft fair)
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
all i want to do rn is write freemanji but i have to go to WORK🫨
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
universe must have my back fell from the sky into my lap and i know u know that ur my soulmate and all that...........💭
antwan free guynigel jumanji . that's right i'm freeing the hell out of my manji
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
SMILING SO HARD CANT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE
nigel billingsley selfie in the year of our lord 2026
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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
my top 3 ed teach blorbo moments in no particular order: • toe amputation and forced autocannibalism as a fawn response • inserting himself into a father-son dynamic and calling the father (who is his age) “poppop” • flirting by holding his crush at gunpoint and goading said crush into stabbing him
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 27/07/2026
Movie night
Crew members watching My Cousin Vinny on a projection screen set up over the ship's windlass
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Al the Archer @wastingyourgum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They're always gonna be in love 💜🏴‍☠️🦄
Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet on the front porch of their (future) Inn, gazing adoringly at each other
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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
gentlebeard
tumblr post reading: "why is pet play always dogs anyway. youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done."
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
anyway i took (read: dragged) my friend to see nirvanna the band the show the movie & told them nothing about it & when i asked what they thought afterwards they burst into a fit of laughter so severe they started crying. this could also be you if you see nirvanna the band the show the movie😇
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
matt johnson and taika waititi in uk cinemas the same week oh i'm dizzy this is cait petrichorpond summerrrrrrr
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
hunt for the wilderpeople poster up at work ok i'm normal that's fine. staring at it every day yeah no cool no worries i can still get on with my job it's ok
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I've decided when I'm having an especially spicy moment that makes me rant to unsuspecting friends who have been to my ED-Talks before I'm going to post spicy art. Poison into positivity n all that. They are having an excellent time. #ofmd #nsfwOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede banging it out on top of a desk. Ed has Stede's long nightshirt and his gold robe pushed up around his upper back. Ed's pants are pulled halfway down his thighs as he bangs Stede from behind. They're both smiling and red cheeked and out of breath and having a super fun time.
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Me and this fat kid We ate, we ran, and we read books And it was the best” RIP Sam Neill
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Foxy McLuvox 🏴‍☠️ @foxymcluvox.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill, Rhys Darby, Julian Dennison and Taika Waititi all holding their hands up to their heads and spreading their fingers like antlers and horns.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
god damn zaddy whatever you say 🍆💦🚀💥🫦🫦🫦💥🍆💦🚀💦💦💦💦💦🌎☄️☄️🌎🌎😱
rhys darby looking like a snack
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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just a warm-up sketch, they said, five hours ago. Had to sneak this one in for #DrawStedeBonnet. #ofmd #ofmdfanart
An illustration by Samm of Stede Bonnet dressed in a blue baby doll dress with a lace up, corseted bodice and lots of lace trimming. Stede's posed with one hand popping out near his hip, the other touching the pearls around his neck. He's wearing thigh high stockings with purple garters and gold pumps. On his fingers are an array of rings and his freckled skin is just slighly flushed around his shoulders, chest, and cheeks. His blond hair is a bit tousled. He's gazing back at the viewer.
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*angry dog noises* #wwdits #vianton
Digital illustration of Viago and Anton face to face, like in the WWDITS movie, when the werewolves meet the vampires, but like, waaay closer. They look annoyed at each other but they'll probably solve this in a room
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Livvy🕊️🏴‍☠️ Hanging on by a Thread @stealthysiren.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Happy #TaikaTuesday to all!
Taika Waititi biting the end of his glasses in a very sexy manner Taika Waititi looking hot as hell in a side profile of him in his glasses
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
😌
Stede in profile facing left, hunched over, arm extended downwards. He is wearing a lab coat and glasses. An arm (belonging to Ricky) is visible, reaching up from under him, hand twitching. There is a splatter of blood at the bottom of the image and blood splashed across Stede's face. A long 'AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-!!' is coming from Ricky.
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
last summer was rhys girl summer this summer is gonna be taika girl summer. maybe next summer will be ofmd s3 summer
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Al the Archer @wastingyourgum.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Rhys longing to return to the sea... 💖💖💖
Rhys Darby enjoying his European holidayA view from a castle window of a three masted ship in harbour
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
who else up nirvannaing their band their show or their movie
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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
good stuff
wet stede bonnetwet edward teach
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
experiencing true insanity (hyperfixating on something we're showing daily at work)
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Yippie! It's Skippie⚢🜬⚧ @skippiefritz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
he's easily cheered up by sweet treats #art #fanart #ntbts #nirvanathebandtheshow #jaymccarrol #mattjohnson
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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Feel like pure shit just want her back x
Stede's lil heeled shoes and his stocking-clad calfsStede's lil heeled shoes and his stocking-clad calfsStede's lil heeled shoes and his stocking-clad calfs
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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
same picture as original post except theres a red circle around stedes face connected to a larger circle showing a drawing of puppy stede with big ol' eyes. the dog in him
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
feeling summerween hard this year, what horror situations do you want to see ed/stede get into? 👀
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It's so weird to draw Viago and Anton bc I draw Ed and Stede all the time, but they are so different??? What's going on here? Anyway, I need to practice a little more 😉 #vianton
Digital illustration of Viago holding Anton's face and kissing him. Anton looks surprised
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
#DrawEdTeach he is hot it's 40C
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#tvlspoilers daniel calling armand dad and a bottom twink in the same breath oh i love my life
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