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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

On Wednesday I went to my first external job interview in almost a decade and left convinced I hadn't got it... earlier today I got a call to say I've got the job* and I am definitely still in shock 😂😂😍 * all usual background checks etc permitting 🤓

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Nyarie | #SaveOFMD 🏴‍☠️ @indarltonitrust.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Post from David Jenkins on Threads with a kiss emoji and a pirate flag emoji.

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just had an insane reaction to hearing Gnossienne No. 5 on a show that isn't ofmd 😂😂 dramatic gasp

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The lead singer of one of my favourite bands messaged me last night (after I tagged him because i bought one of their records) and he's just messaged again asking what song I'd like to hear when I see them next year eeeee 😍 also none of my friends have even heard of the band so they won't care 😂

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A whole damn year ago, my goddddd. We haven't spoken since February and life is better without her 🙌🏻

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I haven't been reading much gentlebeard fic over the past few months and I have a 5hr train journey ahead of me!! Can anyone recommend any recent fics?? Explicit ideally pls 😘

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So sorry you're dealing with this. I had a similar situation where my solicitor and my estate agent were sending messages to one another THROUGH ME and I had to basically tell them both to sort it out between them cause it wasn't my job. I feel your pain and hope it's sorted soon ❤️

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How to explain to people that the person constantly offering love and support... also needs love and support 🙃🙃🙃

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"I really like you - just not as much as I like this other person" great start to September 💀😂

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Laura @lauranway87.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Happy Dickfuck day to all who celebrate.

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

One more week then it's off to bonny Scotland. Might just turn off my phone for the whole trip cause most people ignore me anyway unless they need sumat from me 😂😂

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MistyMountain | Save OFMD @mistymountain83.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

And this too is Ed Teach

Meme which states: Things I hated as a child: getting spanked and naps. Things I love as an adult: Getting spanked and naps.

Ed Teach coded :)

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I am pretty sick of being the one asking questions, showing interest, continuing conversations whilst i'm left feeling like I have nobody to talk to about things, so I think a few changes are needed

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Nvm i'm withdrawing cause apparently everyone there are ducks 🙄👍🏻

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Me: applies for job Me: receives interview invite for job i applied for Me: oh shit

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I remember watching This Morning and they were talking about the film Lesbian Vampire Hunters or whatever it is and they kept saying they couldn't say "lesbian" and apologising as it was a rude word. How ridiculous. Granted a few years ago now but always sticks with me

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

How about telling people who constantly play music/videos/phone calls loudly on their phones to shut the hell up and think about other people???

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My sleeping pattern is pretty fucked up and I'm perplexed that it is somehow MONDAY MORNING AGAIN but for some reason I'm in quite a good mood 😀

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Ugh, I'm so sorry. I had this experience too and it was immensely frustrating. It took 6/7 months for me to get the keys to my house once i'd bought it and my friends kept telling me it only took 2/3 months for them (which didn't help!). I hope you get good news soon 🫶🏻

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Shit what am i going to blame all my problems on when it stops being ridiculously hot??

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I had a house viewing booked for the day after and had to drag myself out of bed only for it to be cancelled, but I was so over the moon from this fun and exciting day that I didn't care. Now I'm writing this from a house I've lived in for over a year! Crazy!

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Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻 @ohoneonefour.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Two whole years ago today I headed down to London by myself for TCF podcast recording. What a day it was! I can still remember how excited I was. Meeting our little crew there was so much fun and we've had plenty of great memories since then ❤️

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