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Julie Saunders

@ohmissjulie.bsky.social
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Writer. Lover. Cephalopod-fearer. Creator of spooky audiodrama Believer: A Paranormal Mystery. Also sketch, improv, TV, film. Recently became someone’s mother. She/her

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Shane Hawk @shanehawk.com · 12/01/2026
Reminder of our amazing table of contents. 21 Native and First Nations horror stories coming at you September 22, 2026.
Blood red background. Never Whistle at Night, Part II: Back for Blood in black font. On the left, a long list of all the contributors to this sequel anthology in alphabetical order:

JAKE ARROWTOP
SONIA MARIE BARRY
BILLY-RAY BELCOURT
KIMBERLY BLAESER
JESSICA DOE
DEBRA MAGPIE EARLING
ALICIA ELLIOTT
RAMONA EMERSON
A.J. EVERSOLE
SHANE HAWK
JESSICA JOHNS
STEPHEN GRAHAM JONES
SHAAWAN FRANCIS KEAHNA
TOMMY ORANGE
ALINA PETE
MAT RUDEWALKER
JIM TERRY
ERICA TREMBLAY
THEODORE C. VAN ALST JR.
P.C. VERRONE
JOSHUA WHITEHEAD
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Anyway today I spent 20 minutes googling “why is one contact lens more blurry than the other” until I finally figured out that I was only wearing one contact lens, so I guess you could say I’m pretty good at this life stuff
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I recommend babywearing while walking your dogs if you really like hearing strangers say “You’ve got your hands full!”
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
In LA, the freezing point is when your coconut oil is a solid.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
MAGA top minds are, at this very moment, hard at work inventing an even harder "r"
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David Sirota @davidsirota.com · 18/10/2025
This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇 Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it. Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
Rolling Stone excerpt about Montana’s ballot initiative to combat Citizens United
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 18/10/2025
folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Couldn’t go to a protest today because my baby is too young to be around crowds and depends on me for food, but I did wear a deep V and forget my cool breastfeeding shawl so I was fully tits out on the streets of Culver City which seems like…something
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
People are being so immature about that Time cover. I mean, all these jokes about Trump’s “neck vagina?” It’s clearly a vulva.
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Writers Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
🚨 Join us TODAY at 12 PM at the main Disney Gate at 2201 W Alameda Ave in Burbank to protest ABC and tell them to bring back #JimmyKimmel.🚨 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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Writers Guild Rips ABC’s Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ From Air: “The WGA Stands With Jimmy Kimmel and His Writers”
SAG-AFTRA also released a statement following the news, noting, "The decision to suspend airing 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' is the type of suppression and retaliation that endangers everyone’s freedoms."
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
OceansGate: Don’t you want to visit the wonders at the bottom of the ocean? Me: No, I’m good
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.
Gordon Cole, FBI Agent and sweetheard
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
oh. don't call it that
WONDER SNATCH LIFTING
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SNATCH it all in a WONDER! Set, lift, and brighten with this one-hit WONDER! In 4 translucent shades ... Read more

[powder reads NYX
PROFESSIONAL
MAKEUP
WONDER SNATCH]
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Texture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
please god just let me have this, I swear I’ll only use my wasp powers for good
Radioactive wasp nest found at site where US once made nuclear bombs
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I love how he lowers his voice while answering so that he doesn’t scare the kittens
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/05/2025
New research provides the best evidence yet that birds and mammals did not inherit the neural pathways that generate intelligence from a common ancestor, but rather evolved them independently.
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Intelligence on Earth Evolved Independently at Least Twice
Complex neural circuits likely arose independently in birds and mammals, suggesting that vertebrates evolved intelligence multiple times.
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
If Pope Leo is an arsonist, you’ve got easy crossover potential with the rest of the Chicago series. I’m just saying.
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The Library of Congress has a children’s section?
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Oh god, we elected Scrooge
Trump, on Tariffs, Says ‘Maybe the Children Will Have 2 Dolls Instead of 30’
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
My main takeaway from THE BABADOOK was to always pre-read new children’s books before I show them to my child
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Two headlines in the New York Times today.
Two NYT headlines stating the WH wants to promote more childbearing and the EPA is ending testing for chemicals that hurt children.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
So do we do Young Pope now or…?
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Pazuzus fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate @mark-80.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Happy birthday Tim Curry, here he is saying space like nobody else could for a Command and Conquer advert #TimCurry
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Zappit @zappit.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
There should be a special citizenship status for when the government really fucks up your immigration process, and everyone in that El Salvadoran prison should get it
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Great thread and I will also add my belief that writing spec episodes is something every aspiring TV writer should do even if they're not submitting it. Just the act of trying to write an episode of something you love can teach you a lot. And it's often fun!
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Not sure exactly how to put this, but maybe children should actually be very effective human shields. Like maybe when someone thinks you wouldn’t harm a child just to get to them, they should be right about that.
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Top Secret was Val Kilmer’s FIRST FILM? Talk about nailing it right out of the gate
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a man is laying on top of a woman in a field of tall grass .
Alt: Val Kilmer army crawls through some grass, then stops when he encounters a pair of boots. It turns out they’re just boots, though, not attached to a person. He sighs with relief.
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
You ever find yourself weeping at a movie not because it’s particularly sad, but because it’s exactly the kind of story you talk yourself out of telling?
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Idk if Seth Morris is a fan of @yrfatfriend.bsky.social and @michaelhobbes.bsky.social or vice versa, but the Bob Ducca segment on this week’s Comedy Bang Bang pairs perfectly with Maintenance Phase’s deep dive into Biohacking
Well, all right. I guess that's a- In the longevity community, you'd be what's known as a cuck puddle.  I don't know why they're branding people that way. I think that's cruel, but that's what I was and I don't want to be that anymore. I found out that, you know, I've let people walk all over me too much and part of that is the physicality, but I need to continue the rigid physical and nutritional program that I'm on.
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I’m pretty sure DEATH OF A UNICORN was created for me, specifically, and I’m very grateful for everyone who made it happen
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
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Clint Smith @clintsmithiii.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
A few years ago I visited the National Museum of African American History & Culture with my grandparents. When we stepped out of the building my grandmother kept repeating the words “I lived it. I lived it. I lived it.” She’s still here. That history is still in her bones. You can never erase that.
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Apparently the “successful” part of that war chat operation was the part where they leveled an entire civilian apartment building in order to get one guy Which we probably do all the time but just, uh, noting that, I guess
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
SHARKTOPUS
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The reason Trump and Musk get along so well is that they’re both guys who can seem smart and cool from a distance, but get dumber and more pathetic the closer you get. Also they have the same aching internal voids from being incapable of love. And they’re both bigots. Kindred spirits, really.
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Are there any charity orgs getting through the blockades to help people in Gaza right now? I have a really hard time engaging with the imagery but I don’t want to just ignore it. But I’m also not sure who/what is actually making a difference so I can support them.
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
BYU doubling down on faith tests for professors is such a mistake. The only reason I stayed Mormon for so long was because I kept encountering other Mormons to whom I could say “This doesn’t make sense and maybe seems kind of stupid?” And instead of rebuking me, they’d shrug and go “Yeah.”
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Honestly I just think it’d be so hard to admit you caused your own child’s death that your brain would have to double down in order to protect itself. There’s just little point in asking grieving people whether they regret things, imo.
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Called Rep. Ted Lieu’s office and reached a REAL LIVE PERSON and didn’t panic and hang up this time! Thanks to @5calls.org for providing scripts for awkward kids like me - it really helps.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave. Tell them: 1. Vote NO on Cloture AND 2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill. Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it. TODAY is the showdown. 🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I still think Landman should be Aquaman’s greatest nemesis
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Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
A machine that loudly plays Bonnie Raitt’s “I Can’t Make You Love Me” every time a democrat talks about reaching across the aisle
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