Reposted by Julie SaundersShane Hawk @shanehawk.com · 12/01/2026Reminder of our amazing table of contents. 21 Native and First Nations horror stories coming at you September 22, 2026. 37441
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Anyway today I spent 20 minutes googling “why is one contact lens more blurry than the other” until I finally figured out that I was only wearing one contact lens, so I guess you could say I’m pretty good at this life stuff 010
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I recommend babywearing while walking your dogs if you really like hearing strangers say “You’ve got your hands full!” 000
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025In LA, the freezing point is when your coconut oil is a solid. 010
Reposted by Julie SaundersAstreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 23/10/2025MAGA top minds are, at this very moment, hard at work inventing an even harder "r" 319512
Reposted by Julie SaundersDavid Sirota @davidsirota.com · 18/10/2025This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇 Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it. Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book 14056492363
Reposted by Julie SaundersJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square. 1606534808
Reposted by Julie SaundersCen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 18/10/2025folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him 1752271611
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Couldn’t go to a protest today because my baby is too young to be around crowds and depends on me for food, but I did wear a deep V and forget my cool breastfeeding shawl so I was fully tits out on the streets of Culver City which seems like…something 361
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025People are being so immature about that Time cover. I mean, all these jokes about Trump’s “neck vagina?” It’s clearly a vulva. 120
Reposted by Julie SaundersWriters Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 18/09/2025🚨 Join us TODAY at 12 PM at the main Disney Gate at 2201 W Alameda Ave in Burbank to protest ABC and tell them to bring back #JimmyKimmel.🚨 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...hollywoodreporter.comWriters Guild Rips ABC’s Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ From Air: “The WGA Stands With Jimmy Kimmel and His Writers”SAG-AFTRA also released a statement following the news, noting, "The decision to suspend airing 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' is the type of suppression and retaliation that endangers everyone’s freedoms." 18850377
Reposted by Julie SaundersAlex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 14/09/2025OceansGate: Don’t you want to visit the wonders at the bottom of the ocean? Me: No, I’m good 65810
Reposted by Julie SaundersCEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 12/09/2025THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY. 122261662
Reposted by Julie Saunderscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/08/2025oh. don't call it that 551294188
Reposted by Julie SaundersTexture Poppins @schlompkins.bsky.social · 31/07/2025please god just let me have this, I swear I’ll only use my wasp powers for good 021
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I love how he lowers his voice while answering so that he doesn’t scare the kittens 010
Reposted by Julie SaundersJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left. 1455481381
Reposted by Julie SaundersWIRED @wired.com · 17/05/2025New research provides the best evidence yet that birds and mammals did not inherit the neural pathways that generate intelligence from a common ancestor, but rather evolved them independently.wrd.cmIntelligence on Earth Evolved Independently at Least TwiceComplex neural circuits likely arose independently in birds and mammals, suggesting that vertebrates evolved intelligence multiple times. 1741160
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025If Pope Leo is an arsonist, you’ve got easy crossover potential with the rest of the Chicago series. I’m just saying. 110
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025The Library of Congress has a children’s section? 110
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 26/04/2025My main takeaway from THE BABADOOK was to always pre-read new children’s books before I show them to my child 011
Reposted by Julie SaundersStrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Two headlines in the New York Times today. 13723065210503
Reposted by Julie SaundersPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/04/2025[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave 372806371
Reposted by Julie SaundersPazuzus fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate @mark-80.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Happy birthday Tim Curry, here he is saying space like nobody else could for a Command and Conquer advert #TimCurry 184108471280
Reposted by Julie SaundersZappit @zappit.bsky.social · 15/04/20254Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today. 849352667277
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 11/04/2025There should be a special citizenship status for when the government really fucks up your immigration process, and everyone in that El Salvadoran prison should get it 000
Reposted by Julie SaundersBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Kurt Vonnegut man 251192095416
Reposted by Julie SaundersAdam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Great thread and I will also add my belief that writing spec episodes is something every aspiring TV writer should do even if they're not submitting it. Just the act of trying to write an episode of something you love can teach you a lot. And it's often fun! 4386
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Not sure exactly how to put this, but maybe children should actually be very effective human shields. Like maybe when someone thinks you wouldn’t harm a child just to get to them, they should be right about that. 000
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Top Secret was Val Kilmer’s FIRST FILM? Talk about nailing it right out of the gatemedia.tenor.coma man is laying on top of a woman in a field of tall grass .Alt: Val Kilmer army crawls through some grass, then stops when he encounters a pair of boots. It turns out they’re just boots, though, not attached to a person. He sighs with relief. 010
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025You ever find yourself weeping at a movie not because it’s particularly sad, but because it’s exactly the kind of story you talk yourself out of telling? 000
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Idk if Seth Morris is a fan of @yrfatfriend.bsky.social and @michaelhobbes.bsky.social or vice versa, but the Bob Ducca segment on this week’s Comedy Bang Bang pairs perfectly with Maintenance Phase’s deep dive into Biohacking 100
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I’m pretty sure DEATH OF A UNICORN was created for me, specifically, and I’m very grateful for everyone who made it happen 000
Reposted by Julie SaundersBrian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog 144169032592
Reposted by Julie SaundersClint Smith @clintsmithiii.bsky.social · 28/03/2025A few years ago I visited the National Museum of African American History & Culture with my grandparents. When we stepped out of the building my grandmother kept repeating the words “I lived it. I lived it. I lived it.” She’s still here. That history is still in her bones. You can never erase that. 214157172722
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Apparently the “successful” part of that war chat operation was the part where they leveled an entire civilian apartment building in order to get one guy Which we probably do all the time but just, uh, noting that, I guess 011
Reposted by Julie SaundersYell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid 300420578926
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 21/03/2025The reason Trump and Musk get along so well is that they’re both guys who can seem smart and cool from a distance, but get dumber and more pathetic the closer you get. Also they have the same aching internal voids from being incapable of love. And they’re both bigots. Kindred spirits, really. 010
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Are there any charity orgs getting through the blockades to help people in Gaza right now? I have a really hard time engaging with the imagery but I don’t want to just ignore it. But I’m also not sure who/what is actually making a difference so I can support them. 200
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 20/03/2025BYU doubling down on faith tests for professors is such a mistake. The only reason I stayed Mormon for so long was because I kept encountering other Mormons to whom I could say “This doesn’t make sense and maybe seems kind of stupid?” And instead of rebuking me, they’d shrug and go “Yeah.” 020
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Honestly I just think it’d be so hard to admit you caused your own child’s death that your brain would have to double down in order to protect itself. There’s just little point in asking grieving people whether they regret things, imo. 010
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Called Rep. Ted Lieu’s office and reached a REAL LIVE PERSON and didn’t panic and hang up this time! Thanks to @5calls.org for providing scripts for awkward kids like me - it really helps. 010
Reposted by Julie SaundersAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave. Tell them: 1. Vote NO on Cloture AND 2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill. Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it. TODAY is the showdown. 🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121 25515379118597
Reposted by Julie SaundersRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/03/2025GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox. 102129202141
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I still think Landman should be Aquaman’s greatest nemesis 000
Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie.bsky.social · 12/03/2025A machine that loudly plays Bonnie Raitt’s “I Can’t Make You Love Me” every time a democrat talks about reaching across the aisle 000