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@ohdonpiano.bsky.social
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Pleased to introduce you to The 1985 Chicago Bears
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
She’s trying her best
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Sweetie I need you to do the Yamaha meme okay? Poppy needs to go viral to pay his bookie
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Every day is a little better.
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
New baby new baby new baby, she still needs a name but she is so relaxed and playful and just made herself right at home as soon as she got out of the carrier
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Neuropathy is the name for the hot needle-y pain in my feet and in my hands most of the time
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Mad because we made too much noise getting ready for work and it interrupted his nap
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
In preparation for our upcoming DND session where we have to defend our friend in court I wrote five pre-trial motions to file
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Posting these so I have a benchmark of what im taking right now, November of 2024
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
As a child the dentist is trying to fix your bite and stuff, change you fundamentally. As an adult the dentist is like a post apocalyptic mechanic, "a couple quick layers of Benseatic steel on those bullet holes and you'll be shooting sand pirates again in no time!", sounds good Doc.
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Was explaining to someone at work that I can holler so loud across the warehouse because when I had a post break-up crisis where I spent some time learning to pro-wrestle and I looked up lots of tips on breathing from broadway singers and now I’m back in my Patti lupone phase
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/11/2024
if i was working for a known creep and he didn't pay me for retrieving some mystical artifact i would absolutely not say "what about my reward" i'd just cut my losses and go
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
At a phase of my life where it is important that every can tell at a glance that I am Nasty
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Behold: Jeffrey
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ohdonpiano.bsky.social @ohdonpiano.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Gonna try and actually post on here instead of lurking and staring, good luck idiot brain
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jade, whose voice is the Deluge @goblinmode.com · 13/11/2024
[johnny cash voice] you can have it all , my empire of dirt. i will make you cum, i will make you squirt
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
the bobby jindal "volcano monitoring" denigration from feb 2009, followed by the Eyjafjallajökull eruption in 2010, is still my all-time favorite of these. Yeah let's not monitor the mountain full of lava, probably nothing dangerous in there
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Emerson, Lake & Oates will attempt a hostage swap with Hall & Palmer
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
these were both responses to the same comment but I'm choosing to read them as the funniest "classist much?" one-up I've ever seen
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Golden State Worrier @cheesegod.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
society peaked with the invention of dessert
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
sorry but "Ronda Rousey" sounds like a british folktale fairy whose job it is to wake everyone up each morning
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
permission to treat the witness as having spoons
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
If you gave a medieval peasant one can of Natural Light they would say "yea verily, tis a goodly lagere. Didst thou get it from ye Pigglye-Wigglye"
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Ailantd Sikowsky @ailantd.com · 22/10/2023
Some sort of utility flower-power flying vehicle for people who cares about the world and actively try to fix it, even in the most troubled areas.
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