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@ohappyfair.bsky.social
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31. I dig up dead people’s trash for a living. I draw things for fun.

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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lmao even
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Osita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com · 18/06/2026
Even fascism is no match for the All-Conquering Power and Holy Terror of the Soul-Destroyer, the Word that Breaks Wills and Slows Time — the Environmental Impact Statement.
But the biggest challenge has been the proliferation of environmental lawsuits across the country.

For months, ICE has faced serious legal challenges over whether the agency adhered to a federal law that requires federal agencies to examine the impact of their projects on the local environment. The lawsuits have set the agency back significantly.

A judge in Maryland blocked ICE from taking any action at a warehouse in the state that it purchased for around $100 million. ICE also told a federal judge in New Jersey the agency would take no action at a warehouse there until it conducted further environmental tests. The agency promised the same in a Michigan federal court as well. Justice Department officials have expressed concern to ICE that the lack of reviews has left the agency vulnerable to more legal roadblocks.
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
When Rudy Giuliani dies, remember that he won't be able to see the mean things you post about him. But the rapidly decomposing president who sees him as a political partner and who's worried about his own impending death absolutely will.
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If training companies are going to charge over $200 for a 40-hr OSHA HAZWOPER course, could they at least splurge on some voiceover artists instead of robotic text readers? I already can’t skip through the slides as I read them, could you AT LEAST make the voice reading to me mildly entertaining?
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The psycho pedophile regime who kidnaps and kills us is polling unfavorably
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.
Peaky Blinders 

no posting that you can go to jail over

no fucking posting that you can go to jail over
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Foz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I wish TSwift would go for another folklore-esque album… folklore was so damn good. The current one is Not Good
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Jean-François Cudennec @limpetnerd.eurosky.social · 28/08/2025
🏺 Filippo Palizzi - Pensive girl at Pompeii excavations (1865)
Painting of a a young girl, standing barefoot on a pile of shards of pottery, rocks, glass, pebble and dirt, looking at a painting of a rich Roman lady parading her silks and jewels on a wall of the roman city of Pompeii.

Other women in the background are working on the excavation of the city, carrying dirt basket on their backs or their heads.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 11/09/2025
The evil that men do lives after them
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N 🔞 @naanei.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
maybe i'll colour this, idk yet. if anyone knows any good textured/watercolour brushes for csp lemme know :')
drawing of Ben sitting on Rey's lap. possibly after the throne room fight lol ig idk but i added their lightsabers
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
I love a big flamboyant antagonist with a secret tragic origin story.... animated camp villain enjoyers, we are SO back
illustrations of the antagonist of Netflix's Blue Eye Samurai, a large Irish man named Fowler wearing a mix of traditional English and Japanese clothing lurking evilly in the shadows as well as pestering his insurrectionist roommate Shindo
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
You know the Roman housewives ate this shit up at the Forum HomeGoods.
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I hate living in a red state, I hate ICE, and I wish I could leave this country but alas, I have a garden and who will water my parsley if I go?
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晴晴 [On Hiatus] @sachinteng.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
My poster for the official JAWS 50th Anniversary art show~The exhibit opens tonight at Art Alliance of Monmouth County in Red Bank, NJ 🦈
A faux retro Taiwanese movie poster of JAWS (1975) all text is in Traditional Chinese. The poster depicts a famous scene of Mrs. Kitner slapping Chief Brody, telling him that her boy is dead. Behind Brody are Mayor Vaughn and Dr. Hooper all look sad and ashamed, heads hanging low. Behind Mrs. Kitner is the funeral director reaching out for Mrs. Kitner, getting ready to take her away from the scene. Mrs. Kitner is dressing all in black. Skirt, blazer, heels, and a hat with a veil. The veil and skirt blowing in the wind. Chief Brody wears glasses, a blue Amity Police jacket, brown shoes, and khakis. His head is low and turned away from the viewer after being slapped. He is looking away from the viewer in shame. Vaughn is wearing a striped blazer with a pink shirt, brown shoes, and dark blue slacks. Hooper is wearing a beanie, glasses, denim jacket, denim pants, and converse shoes. The funeral director wears a fedora, glasses and all black suit. In the background is the tiger shark they mistook for the great white shark,  strung up on a hook and rope, and were prematurely celebrating its capture. Further into the background all the townspeople look equally ashamed for the death of the Kitner boy and their now embarrassing celebration.
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Can’t complain
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 16/06/2025
Netanyahu began this war with his attack on Iran. In the process, he sabotaged US-Iran negotiations on nuclear issues and assassinated Ali Shamkhani, Iran’s lead nuclear negotiator. The US must not be dragged into another illegal Netanyahu war – either militarily or financially.
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I know it’s small potatoes in comparison to *gestures broadly* but goddamn if having to write this shit in every report I produce isn’t soul-killing
A close up of a portion of a report about the first European exploration in the Gulf. The Gulf of Mexico is written as “Gulf of America” because we have a fucking narcissistic moron as president
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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Israeli refusenik and former prisoner Itamar Greenberg regarding the war with Iran:
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Selinadraws @selinadraws.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I have crossed the horizons to find you.
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
My hotel for work is right next to Fall River, Mass. and I’m purposely going to go visit the Lizzie Borden house because one time in high school I won an axe throwing competition and my mom was adamant I could keep the axe because she “couldn’t stop thinking about Lizzie Borden” Rude, mom.
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
this is what they (the normans) took from you
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
“Hand-stitch the binding on your quilt, Katie; it will look so much better” I should not listen to myself ( but it DOES look so much better)
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I, for one, really loved how blatant they were about the Gaza parallels in these last three episodes. Fiction echoing reality
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Maia @meetingyourmaker.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Another You. Another Me.
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
A movie I’ve watched (way) more than six times
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a woman wearing a headset is singing to a man .
ALT: a woman wearing a headset is singing to a man .
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
an entire people is being deliberately starved to death
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Andor Season 2 is already a masterpiece goddamn
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Marc Aspinall @marcaspinall.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
New Work - Legacy of Vader #4 Variant Cover for Marvel
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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What a privilege it is to be silent, to be “not political”, to run, walk, exercise, work, chase your goals; to simply be on stolen land/Native land and support mass deportation. To ignore immigrant/migrant worker rights. Your silence is loud.
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Drew @4484.cool · 28/03/2025
Reminder
"A computer can never be spiteful or horny
Therefore a computer must never make art"
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Jason Hickel @jasonhickel.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Israel just committed *the largest child massacre in its history*, according to Haaretz. Two hundred Palestinian children murdered in a single day, with direct support from the US and UK, and zero outrage from Western media. What stage of barbarism is this...
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
If Hamas had killed 7 Israelis inside of Israel this week, it would be one of the biggest stories in the world, & all over the US media. But Israel killed 7 HUNDRED Palestinians this week, including almost 200 children, & yet there's little outrage from our politicians or media.
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Selinadraws @selinadraws.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the dyad? It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. They were so powerful they could use Force keep the ones they cared about from dying…but so can love.
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 18/03/2025
Netanyahu has not allowed any food, water, or fuel into Gaza in two weeks. Now he has resumed bombing, killing hundreds of people and breaking the ceasefire that had given Gaza a chance to live again. NO MORE MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
My great grandfather was such a raging anti-Irish bigot that he would wear orange on st Patrick’s day. Unsurprisingly, he had enough other equally unpleasant attributes that my grandmother refused to attend his funeral
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/03/2025
the power trip homo erectus must have felt the first time they caved someone's head in with a stone axe must have been insane
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Fren @lefrenchunicorn.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
revamping an oldie
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Itssteffnow * comms closed @itssteffnow.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I was made to rise above it #KyloRen
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The amount of alcohol I’m going to consume when he eventually dies is going be dangerous
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Using AI to produce writing or art is like asking someone at the gym to lift weights for you. The effort is the point.
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Chris Stedman @chrisdstedman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
First good Super Bowl ad moment was Liquid Death getting the phrase “Dead Billionaire” through the censors
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Watched Rogue One this evening and Disney immediately knew not to suggest anything in sequential order, but rather to appeal to my Reylo heart.
Rey and Kylo Ren fighting imperial guards together as the title screen for The Last Jedi on Disney Plus. They look sexy together.
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I actually managed to reach the office of my representative and I let them HAVE IT (respectfully, because it was clearly a young person just taking calls)
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Amateur Fartist @ohappyfair.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Finally got rid of my twitter accounts. Feels good. Feels like burning off a wart.
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