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@ofjustimagine.bsky.social
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well, the sports start coming and they don't stop coming. (she/her)

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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
on a cruise ship sailing through the fog (with foghorn) while the odyssey soundtrack plays on deck during the morning tai chi lesson it’s a mood, baby
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m on day 3 of this cold that is being passed around the ship, which is apparently the day of “5am coughing fit while your parents are asleep in the same 15x15 cabin”. every cough is a landmine!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Emi Sakura's post about PAC is breaking my heart
The first time I spoke with him was in Ireland in 2018. When you're living in an English-speaking country, Japanese suddenly reaches your ears in a startling way. Our conversations always started with his "Otsukaresamade-su." Backstage, I wouldn't sense his presence at all, but then those words would arrive right by my ear like the wind. And so I'd search for him. There's no English phrase that translates it just right—its meaning encompasses hello, long time no see, glad to see you, good work, goodbye, good night, see you later, and all sorts of other things rolled into one. I think it's the kind of greeting that comes from the way he's confronted pro wrestling in Japan. It's time. As always, I grab my bag and climb into the car. I can't believe the show goes on. Today and from here on out, forever, I know I'll keep straining to listen. Thank you, PAC.
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i made the mistake of opening my phone during dinner and was so gobsmacked that i couldn’t properly articulate to my parent’s friends anything about pac or his place in wrestling or just wrestling as a whole. god, what heartbreak.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
went to a fish hatchery today
jessica is doing a selfie with a squinty face into the sunlight in front of a large dam. there are rainbow trout in the water (not pictured) and a random hand pointing at the dam is coming from the right side of the frame. two large stained glass murals of fish and roe. the left side is of two salmon and the right side is of a bunch of fish in a bunch of different stages of the life cycle of fish. above in large serif letters are the words EGG RECEIVING AREA
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the 2026 Mariners have officially been eliminated from postseason contention
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the kraken hiring chuck fletcher made me make a noise so loud, so disgusted, and so involuntary that then i had to explain it to every adult in my vicinity on this motorcoach
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
YOOOOOOOOOOO @goseaward.bsky.social playbill.com/article/repo...
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Report: The Princess Bride Stage Musical to Premiere in Chicago
The long-gestating, Broadway-bound project will premiere in the Windy City in summer 2027.
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Super Hayestelligence @mrwarrenhayes.show · 10/09/2026
Brody King: Hangman, you're a trios slut Hangman: Yes, you're right. #aewdynamite
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
current circle of hell: - day 2 of migraine - day 5 of floor neighbor having work done in their unit (mostly power saws, hammers) - day whatever of 90 degrees + like 80% humidity - day 2 of dealing with prescription insurance dumb
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
SCREAMING SURPRISE ATTACK SPINACH AND FETA PIE REFERENCE FROM NICK ON THIS EPISODE OF DISH
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Sam Dykstra @samdykstramilb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you’ve ever wondered just how much jubilation comes with a first MLB homer, let Lazaro Montes demonstrate:
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
just spent like an hour and a half fighting with my old ipod classic and FINALLY got a new audiobook onto it, only to celebrate and THEN realize that i have no speed control. ...i haven't heard any spoken audio at 1x speed in years gdi 🐌🐌🐌
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Kiley @kileywrestling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Father-son passing of the torch moment in the middle of a brutal and bloody falls count anywhere match featuring neither the father nor the son. Never change, AEW #AEWALLIN
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"LET THE MARRIED COUPLE HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER!!!" - me alone in my apartment before noon
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
a real disconcerting way to come home is to at least 10 cop cars from at least 3 different jurisdictions and an ambulance with every flashing light blazing on your street
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the entire row behind me on this flight is just fan people (all strangers to each other) all headed to the bts concert. fandom is beautiful :’)
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
After not happening for 69 years, Pete Crow-Armstrong and Randy Arozarena both hit a home run on a team’s first pitch and last pitch of a game in a 6-day span. Pretty crazy!
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Josh Closs (they/them) @fiveironfanatic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love to react to steals, home runs, and prospects across MLB games
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Fans react to steals, home runs, and prospects across MLB games.
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
as we were waiting to debiased, the woman in front of me (who i had made light chit chat with) said half sarcastically half genuinely “you’ve been quiet! thanks for not kicking my seat the whole time!” ma’am i am 33 years old.
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🦇 local catboys collector ✮⋆˙ 🎃 @thirteentheri.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
+ you can't be sold to 1D on the "my mom just sold me to 1D" website anymore
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
[bangs head on wall in mental illness frustration]
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
it's easy to be cynical about this kind of thing but my god does this team know how to do a little pomp and circumstance and hit you (see: me) in your nostalgia.
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Resting Witch Face @amandalc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It feels kinda mean to be all, “Here’s some warm fuzzy Mariners memories, all your favorite players, now, watch the 2026 Mariners try to fart their way through a baseball game!”
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Lee Casebolt @leecasebolt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If I was doing something that made Renee Paquette laugh and look at me like that, I'd keep doing it too.
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i saw this at a press screening like 3 weeks ago and the movie itself is somehow both way more involved than this summary and also not even a little bit answered in any way.
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
today’s adventure in “god going to the movies sucks”: to my left, 2 20s M who kept having full volume conversations in spanish the whole movie. to my right 3 mid teens M, had argument bc one boy used the straw of another and that boy threw a quiet but EXTENDED tantrum about it.
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
couple sitting next to me at hadestown spent the whole movie (literally) trying to climb into each other’s movie theater recliners, while constantly realizing TWO ADULTS DO NOT FIT and THERE’S AN ARMREST SITUATION. she was also wearing METAL BRACELETS so i had to unwillingly hear the whole thing.
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
a list of random ass things that happened on my commute back from therapy: -got stuck in traffic directly because of liverpool football club -one single member of a barbershop quartet on a street corner, in full costume holding a suitcase -bug flew in my ear (WORST)
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ahhh another day, another tumblr thinks wrestling gifs are porn
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
every may 14th i remember it's the anniversary of the time i convinced mom and her best friend to chaperone me and like 8 of my friends (~age 12) to TROY on opening day because i was so in love with orlando bloom love to have never been chill
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
2 out of 3 receptionists at the mental health clinic now recognize me and can check me in on sight without verification or answering questions. screw white male privilege, THIS is real power!!
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Mike Drac O’ Lantern 🎃 @digitaldraco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post from bailee yaps on Threads. Post reads: You know who didn't use AI? Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
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crow 🏳️‍⚧️🐦‍⬛ @thundercrow2.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Leaked #bb28 HG format: seven returnees, six newbies, five Mambo Number 5s, four calling birds, three French hens , two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear treeee
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
One of these things is 🎶 not like the other 🎶
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GenghisKait is a ghost maybe- commissions open, dm for info @genghiskait.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I love when I see Taro Okada on screen and his expression is just “I sure hope a sexy lady isn’t going to beat me up, that would be awful” #aew
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
just found out that the first 5 seasons of god's favorite dipshits™ (steve mcgarrett and danny williams) are on netflix and lo, my brain is finally At Peace
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
love being implied i’m going to get my “ass beat” at a showing of (checks notes) toy story 5 for asking the woman next to me to not scroll her phone (after a video had started playing with sound) because it’s (checks even more notes) juneteenth
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
And Facebook does NOT count as “a website.”
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mariners: dumb games only
Bazardo gives Julio a bear hug
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Teegan @teegan.dog · 06/06/2026
bisexual final boss
Bisexual flags everywhere on the person and also a huge bi flag display like a peacock
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE LOL 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
a program for brokeback mountain the play in front of a dim stage with two chairs and a table. a man on a bed is in the background
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
local park got a little free library… that’s a hand painted replica of the train station the park is named after/behind. it is VERY CUTE and already has a copy of 50 shades. 10/10
a small little free library on a wooden platform in the middle of a park. the little free library is rectangular with a clock tower coming vertically from the middle. it is hand painted brick red with hand painted windows and doors. the base of the platform says “dearborn park little free library”a hand painted little free library on a wooden base in the middle of a park. the top is sloped and has roofing tile and the clocktown juts up from the middle. the base has two additional historical photos: one is a black and white photo of a couple, the other is a color photo of the train station as it was before a firea recent image of current dearborn station from wikipedia, taken from across the street at a sharp angle. it’s either dusk or sunrise and a clear day.
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 03/06/2026
I love baseball players so much.
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jess @ofjustimagine.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
they set up the planters this year to look like grazing sheep! 😭😭😭
a large planter filled with plants and a couple of fake sheep who have their heads down like they’re eating. a long row of multiple planters filled with plants and fake grazing sheep. they are interspersed with planters with trees. this is on a large sidewalk next to a multiple lane downtown street
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Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“I’m watching the Mariners for the vibes” The vibes:
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 01/06/2026
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