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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 09/08/2026

Going through my parents' stuff and found this weird little gal. She's a transistor radio. Her right eyeball is tuner and her left eyeball is power/volume.

A tan plastic with gold mechanical owl. Very cute.

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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

beef with the wind

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I will be signing at The ARC festival this Sunday from 1-2pm at the @goshcomics.bsky.social sky.social table. @arcfestivallondon.bsky.social al is an exciting, new, free comics festival in London on the 11th and 12th of July. Come along! www.arc-london.uk

Title: At the book festival

Image: A woman gives directions to a man outside a large tent:
"No, this isn't the literary fiction tent, It's the self-help marquee. You need to go back to the cookbook pagoda, turn to face the popular science teepee and it'll be on your left, between the celebrity memoir gazebo and the military history wigwam."

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talk show ghost @talkshowghost.com · 23/06/2026

fun fact: they found the original digital master tapes of all the Reboot episodes that we previously only had in VHS quality, refurbished the extremely rare and expensive tape machines required to play the masters, and are currently uploading them to youtube for free in 1080p! youtu.be/inKdUICLmXY

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ReBoot - S01E01 - The Tearing (HD)

YouTube video by Mainframe Studios

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Kit Peterson @kitkatzdesigns.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Some amazing behind the scenes look at the practical effects on Fallout! It's great to see this kind of artisry filming in Los Angeles! #filmsky #moviesky #behindthescenes

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Title: The Cyclops discusses his part in Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey'

Panel 1.
The cyclops wanders across his island, talking to the audience
"Most directors these days just use computers, so I appreciate that chris sailed the entire crew to a mythical island to shoot my scenes on film."

Panel 2.
He continues as he climbs the hill.
"I wasn't going to do it: The young people are all so down on cannibalism. But I called up Homer and he said "Are you an idiot?This is Hollywood money, not poetry royalties!"

Panel 3.
He sits on a rock and looks out to sea.
"So I got to meet Matt Damon, which was cool."

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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of the Monster Under the Bed

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Phil Foglio @thephilfoglio.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

#webcomics #girlgenius Girl Genius for 6/19 (www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php) Man, I have been trying for the last month to pull ahead on the story to give us a bit of wiggle room for when we travel this summer–and I am failing miserably. Too many "real world" things happening with "real people".

Zeetha has very little time for her hobbies.

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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

And one more goody, just because.

A cheeky Frank Frazetta maiden about to attack Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes instead of the fearsome beast really in the painting.

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

There. Now I can go back to my real work.

A page from an imaginary script of the show CUSHING: reading

"Dr Frankenstein BACKHANDS Cushing, sends him tumbling over the table, As he scrambles to his feet he shouts to Catherine:
CUSHING: OUT! Ge tthe others out!
Catherine bolts, Dr, Frankenstein moves to follow, but Cushing SMASHES a lantern across his skull. The mad doctor, now empowered with the full strength of the Prometheus serum, whirls, grabs Cushing by the throat, and lifts him clean off his feet.
DR. FRANKENSTEIN: Now you DIE! Z eirony is delicious, is it not, FALSE FRANKENSTEIN?!
Cushing hammers at Dr. Frankenstein's wrist, but can't break his rion grip. The flames around them rise higher --

Dr. Frankenstein suddenly chokes, He spit sblood once, then twice, the second time a great GOUT of blood spilling down onto his chest. He releases Cushing and falls heavily to the floor
REVEAL CHRISTOPHER LEE
Standing behind the doctor with a long, bloody knife. Cushing rubs his neck, claps Lee on the shoulder.
CUSHING: Nice timing.
CHRISTOPHER LEE: (arches an eyebrow) Not the first time I've used a knife to kill a German, old boy.

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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 09/06/2026

obsessed with thomas. happy pride 🪿🌈✨

tumblr post with a screenshot of an article titled “Blind Bisexual Goose Named Thomas Who
Spent Six Years in a Love Triangle With Two Swans And Helped Raise 68 Babies Dies at The Ripe Old Age Of 40”

subheading: He's a bit much

MAY 29, 2024

RIP to the legend

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This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!
(link to Thomas’ wikipedia article)

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

• He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
• Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
• Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
• When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
• Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
•Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
• As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
• His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
• Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper.
He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
• Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

He's an incredibly powerful wizard.

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com. p.s. I'm coming to Germany soon with my new book of science cartoons. Details at www.tomgauld.com/

Image: three figures look awkwardly at a fourth figure in a flying-car-type-vehicle that seems to have landed clumsily a few metres from them.

Caption: As the gyro-saucer's systems failed, ending its maiden flight 249.99 miles early, Professor Baxter wished his parting words to colleagues had been something other than "So long, losers! See you at my Nobel Prize ceremony!

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tuomaspirinen.bsky.social @tuomaspirinen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

John Blanche has died. Absolutely devastating news. I have no words right now. It will have to wait. Farewell, old friend.

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Marsh Davies @marshdavies.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

GOLD TEETH has launched! It's a piratical TTRPG set in a cursed version of the Age of Sail, with 350 pages of briny phantasmagoria, colonial terror and nauseating seafood. It's part Master & Commander, part Blackadder, left to ripen in the sun like a beached porpoise. teethrpg.itch.io/gold-teeth

Exploded diagram of a ship's cargo hold with many annotations. It appears to be filling with water, which is generally not ideal.

A sample spread from the book, featuring a map of a Spanish settlement and a biography of its wretched governor.

A large map of the town of Great New Plymouth.

Another spread from the book featuring a large illustration of a ship cresting a wave. On the opposing page is a description of the fictional island of Iguanique and a picture of a skull sprouting tube worms.

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Offwhitewarden @offwhitewarden.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

This is why Americans can't have nice things.,

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Flintlock. Why do all these nerds follow me? I'm not a nerd. @flintlock.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

6) Always remember these words of wisdom given me by a Zoomer activist asked if there was anything he'd like to pass onto Gen X activists. "Remember, there's a fine line between cool uncle and creepy sex pest".

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Cameron Park Zoo in Waco TX has a new black-footed cat kitten (Felis nigripes). It's exploring grass for the 1st time here. This species is the smallest wild cat in Africa, but with the highest hunting success (~60%). They eat 1/6th their body weight in rodents & birds every night.

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

A recent @newscientist cartoon p.s. I will be in Madrid and Germany very soon! Details at www.tomgauld.com

Scientist type:
Modern professional scientist
vs
Enlightenment gentleman scientist

Funding:
research grants and private investment
vs
enormous inheritance

Assistance:
team of ambitious young scientists
vs
maid, nephew, gardener

Method:
cautious experimenting in a controlled environment
vs
test on self at home

Safety:
detailed risk assessments and standard operating procedures
vs
heavy tweeds

Reporting:
paper published in peer-review journal
vs
tell the chaps at the club

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I would simply throw a silver-threaded blanket over the haunted mirror that Tony Blair comes from and ring it with salt so that he can no longer communicate with our realm

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Guido Eekhaut @eekhaut.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

And, of course, Tom Gauld:

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Top Cow Productions, Inc. @topcowofficial.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

SOZOMAIKA COVERS DEATH VIGIL Acclaimed artist Sozomaika brings her distinct style and haunting character work to DEATH VIGIL with a stunning new cover for Stjepan Šejić’s long-awaited return to the series. @stjepansejic.bsky.social

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David Wynne @davidwynne.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

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Mike MacLeod @mmacleod.ca · 17/05/2026

A quick note about bluesky behaviour: if you block someone that you follow, it doesn’t unfollow them, and there’s no way to unfollow them from the app without unblocking them first. There are third party tools that will clean up your follow list to remove accounts you’ve blocked or are deactivated.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Apropos of nothing, intentionally shitty photoshop will always be better and funnier than any AI

An image of starmer, macron, and Merz in a sinking boat, obviously copy paste in an artistic and truly very good way

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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud

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Offwhitewarden @offwhitewarden.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Oh God he's gonna re-release Mull of Kintyre isn't he?

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Flintlock. Why do all these nerds follow me? I'm not a nerd. @flintlock.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Vorago is now live! A full city book inspired by old school British cities like Pelinore and Port Blacksand! @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/148...

kickstarter.com

Vorago: A Subterranean City of Intrigue and Danger

A full city setting and sourcebook for old school roleplaying.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Beautiful TL synergy

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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Another One of mine for Friday's Metro

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Edinburgh SFF @edinburghsff.com · 14/05/2026

Tips for writing out and about in Edinburgh: Yes, you will need a coat. No, it doesn't matter if the sun is out right now. Also, you will need a tote, because when you flee the weather, you will undoubtedly find yourself in one of the city's many bookshops. This is not a bad thing.

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Raindrops on Window

ALT: Raindrops on Window

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Offwhitewarden @offwhitewarden.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The things that i can't make sense of is this? Wes Streeting barely managed to get reelected in 2024 by 500 votes and he's being treated as some kind of political powerhouse when the odds are next GE he's getting soundly thrashed on elkection day

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Offwhitewarden @offwhitewarden.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

We're all off to eat Gregg's in Sunny Spain. Viva España! www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...

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Sausage rolls in the sun as Greggs opens first shop in Spain

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Juliet E McKenna @julietemckenna.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Wes Streeting supports the Cass Report and Palantir's UK govt contracts. Either he lacks the critical thinking skills to evaluate the evidence/arguments against them, or he ignores these things for ideological or other reasons. Either one makes him unfit to be PM in my view. (Not going to debate it)

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