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Jordan

@oedyz.bsky.social
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We’re so cooked / 27 years old / he/they BLAMMO!

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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
hate having to force myself to eat when I don’t have an appetite 😫
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Jesus fucking Christ man….
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/02/2025
we live under the most authoritarian government in the world
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Incredible to see a political party so addicted to losing and fucking over their base
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
We could all be living in blimps.
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It’s funny af how if you talk to one party member or rep of the CPC about the US you will quickly realize that they like the US more than most US citizens
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Great news everyone. Not sure if you've seen but the US empire essentially let evil nerds become the richest most powerful humans on the planet in exchange for leading the tech race. Well turns out China just beat all their AI models by 50x with a fraction the energy cost and made it open source
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South Central PA DSA @scpadsa.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
homeland security too
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
External Revenue Service
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Shit is so cooked.
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Hehehehe
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ShannonShine @hertangentplane.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I know we're expecting stuff like this but I'm also still shocked and mortified
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a cartoon character is making a funny face while holding something in his hand
ALT: a cartoon character is making a funny face while holding something in his hand
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Addi Rockstar @addirockart.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I am happy that there is a ceasefire in the onslaught on Palestine, but Israel has backed off around the inauguration of a president, like Obama, and then started again. real change has to be made, and I know the USA and UK aren't going to back meaningful change from a government level.
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
🦅THIS IS WHAT FREEDOM LOOKS LIKE 🦅 /s
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The only reason people think we have “freedom of press” in the United States is because a majority of the “free press” falls in line with the state(careerists) or at least doesn’t stray too far. The second someone goes too far they send their dogs to squash it.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Here's a 74 year old Supreme Court Justice weighing in on an internet case
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RKS @rawkuss.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Fujifilm X100VI. today's photo 63/365.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
lol lmao
Drake alleging that 'Not Like Us' was anti-Semitic
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Sharing this because I haven’t seen much about it. Apple settled on a suit for violating Apple consumer’s privacy by listening in on conversations via Siri. Everybody basically knew this already, but get this… you get $20 for being a victim of this breach of privacy! www.reuters.com/legal/apple-...
reuters.com
Apple to pay $95 million to settle Siri privacy lawsuit
Apple agreed to pay $95 million in cash to settle a proposed class action lawsuit claiming that its voice-activated Siri assistant violated users' privacy.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Hearing word this was not a winning campaign pitch
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Lmaooo, Chinese netizens know about the Leonardo DiCaprio 25 year old age limit shit.
Red Note meme with Leo and Little Mermaid talking:
Leo: “Hey girl”
Little Mermaid: “Hey”
Leo: “26 yet?”
Little Mermaid: “No….”
Leo: “Perfect”
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
UnitedHealth has overcharged some cancer patients for medicine by over 1,000%. An FTC report finds that OptumRx, United Health's pharmacy benefit manager, has made billions by charging patients a huge markup for life-saving drugs. www.yahoo.com/news/unitedh...
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UnitedHealth, employer of slain exec Brian Thompson, found to have overcharged some cancer patients for drugs by over 1,000%
The report is the latest indictment of America’s broken healthcare system.
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Joe Bigen, you have much less than 2 yil.
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
truly one of the most viscerally sickening images ive ever seen. zero shame
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I’ve heard people mostly talking about the censorship issues and foreign policy implications of the TikTok ban, which is true, and discussion around these aspects is important.
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Found this gem on Red Book
Donald Trump in a Chinese meme with a big mouth, kinda looks like that stupid talking orange from way back.
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’ve decided I’m gonna take learning mandarin this year seriously, hopefully will be good enough to hold conversation by the end of the year. Though it’s a steep goal, I’m excited to see where I end up.
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
finally off work and Hasan isn't streaming...what am I supposed to do with my night?!
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
He’s going thru so much rn 😢
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
A lot of people cannot grasp that their own personal and individual experience of the world is not universal, and they are totally comfortable showing immense cruelty to those whose experiences diverge from their own. This applies to so many issues that affect vulnerable people & it's a real shame!
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
You mean to tell me that poisonous liquid isn’t good for you!?
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Me when someone complains about Nosferatu “not being scary enough” /j
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Oh no! Is China sanctioning US defense contractors and companies?!
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy new ears, sick lobes dude.
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Great find at a shopping center near me. Neoliberal hero of the 20th century; thank god for neoliberalism. /s
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Being a gaming frog paid off today, was one of the giveaway winners!! 🥹
Receipt of Hasan Piker’s merch giveaway.  Pictured is the  Ideologie “Capitalism is Voluntary, get bread or get dead” crew neck sweater in navy blue with white lettering.
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
There’s something so sickening about sharing the same name as someone you hate. Thank god most people named Jordan are relatively chill
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Providence!
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
i won't lie to you girls i thought he might outlive joseph robinette for a minute there
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
SMOKIN THAT JIMMY PACK
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Okay nvm, US govt go ahead and ban TikTok
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Peganox (PJ) @peganox.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Trying to always be good faith may end up getting me a stroke lmao
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
My favorite bird (Ivory Woodpeckers are actually my favorite but they are extinct and haters will say they never existed in the first place)
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I stay putting in the effort for relationships even when I know I’m going to get burned 😪
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Jordan @oedyz.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Nosferatu was CINEMA
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