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poot 🧅

@motherpoot.bsky.social
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she/they | professional yapper and shitposter | hastwt/hassky | taurus | bookworm | plant mom | ADHD af | 🇵🇭 | minors and freaks DNI

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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I want more active oomfies on here I was inactive for so long that they're all gone too :(
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
soooo sick of spending money at the fucking vet it's been over $1,500 this past month alone 😫
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
he is so fucking pure
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
gm
A white horse with light shining out its ass as it runs. The meme text reads “no weirdo loser lame shit formed against me shall prosper”.
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
do I have anymore oomfs I can add on Finch and/or On Together???
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I hope the Democrats know that people are 100% over their fucking bullshit. I got screwed over as a Bernie Bro twice and then they absolutely blew it with Kamala. If they think I'm gonna waste another presidential vote on their bullshit they're out of their goddamn minds.
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
another hilarious and informative banger from ForeignFriday feat D'Angelo youtu.be/1MteYHkWnyc?...
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Diarrhea of a Incel
YouTube video by Foreign Fridays
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evan🌟 @steelix14.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
To be whimsical is to live
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
holy shit Curology is so fucking expensive now?! but whatever, gotta do what I gotta do to get this skin whipped back into shape!!!
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
did all my morning hygiene, walked Fiona, made coffee, and whipped up an oatmeal bake to throw in the oven all before 9am
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a yellow stuffed animal wearing a black adidas vest
Alt: yellow cartoon character nailong looking at the camera and thrusting his hips with glee. He is wear a black vest and black pants with white boxers showing
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
this just popped up at my local grocery store??? and ofc everything is already sold out lmao
photo of a Pokemon trading card game vending machine the screen is lit up and shows that all of the available options are sold out
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
nothing worse than when you're reading a recipe online and you're fighting for your fucking life trying to get through all the ads and pop-ups just to see the damn recipe
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I have HELLA writers block today - it took me almost 2 hours to write a paragraph lmaoooo
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
everybody annoying af i need my own earth
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
in case anyone was wondering I got a birdfeeder with a camera for christmas and it has given me so much joy how can I NOT smile seeing a video of a gorgeous male cardinal with the sun setting and pretty snow on the ground?!
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
power to the motherfuckin people!!!!
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
also in case anyone needed a reminder - FUCK ICE
photo of Janie's black and brown dog Fiona laying on a wooden floor with a black and white carpet on the ground. There is a staircase behind Fiona and a painted protest sign in front of her that says "ABOLISH ICE" in red paint
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
this year has sucked so much ass already my god
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
what the fuck???
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
in case any of my oomfs are on here and wondering - my sweet baby fiona is fucking huge and as sassy as ever
picture of Janie's dog Fiona sitting on a black and white carpet and looking at the camera. She has auburn colored fur with black around her eyes and a bandana.
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🗡️🕸️𝐩𝐢𝐱𝐢𝐞🕸️🗡️ @frostbitfawn.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
✩ ​ ​ ˚  ˚⟡     ⊹ · ✩ ˚ ⊹   ​ ​ ​  * ·   ☽ ˚ ⊹ · ​​ ​ ˚     ˚ ⟡     ·  ✧  ˚ ​ ​​ ​​ ​​ ​ ​⟡˚⊹ 𝑀𝑎𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑏𝑒   ​ ⊹    ⋆ ˚ 𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑠𝑦 ​ ​✩ ⊹ · ​  ·   ✧ *    ˚ ⊹   ˚⟡ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ✩​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ˚⟡ * · * ·   ⊹˚⟡
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
real and true
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
hello??? is this thing on???
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The DNC and Dem Party politicians/operatives need to get this through their thick skulls. Fuck decorum. Fuck bipartisanship. There is no such thing as decorum or bipartisanship when the opposing side is literally nazis. Any democrat who votes for nazi policies is out. Period. It's that simple.
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
just made some turkey burgers and tots and I'm so excited to chow down 🤪
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Kevin O'Leary is such a dumb fucking prick
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I know that drinking caffeine this early in the morning makes my anxiety spike like crazy but everything I use to make my decaf french press is dirty so I think it's time to torture myself with an iced latte 🤪
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I HATE THE DEMOCRATS SO MUCH
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
just locked tf in and cleaned Excel data for like 2 hours straight 🤓
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
bleeeggghhh I have to write some stuff for work but my brain is not in the writing mood (it's sunny and 70 degrees outside, I just want to go frolick!!!)
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
ugggggh I cannot wait to take Fiona hiking in the mountains and to the beach this summer (honestly one of my fave things about living in NC - we have the best of both worlds 😇)
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Why is Amouranth streaming on Twitch to "clear the air" lmao we all know what you are girl keep it moving
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Prem might be the most important journalist in America right now, the only person covering this story with the urgency it needs. Absurd that there isn't wall to wall coverage of this.
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
big yikes lmao this crash out has been beyond insane
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
as if he couldn't piss me off even more....fuck Hakeem Jeffries
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
how many hours is it going to take Hasan to react to Sam's Jubilee video lmao
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I don't think I've ever despised someone as much as I despise Elon Musk
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
cooking at home for the first time in forever and I'm so hype to have REAL FOOD
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I'm such a nerd I was so excited to get off so that I can start my new book 🤓
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
finally finished the Sam Seder Jubilee video and holy shit every single kid on there was a total fucking loser lmao
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I don't like choccy milk so I'm passing along for anyone else that's interested!!!
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Sam Seder truly has the patience of an angel idk how he does it
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
finally watching the sam seder jubilee video (because ofc we love uncle sam) and the fact that like the third person tapped out is BEYOND hilarious to me lmao
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
anyone else have issues with their Macbook keyboard shitting out on them/responding like shit??? I feel like I have to press the key down hard af and my spacebar feels like it doesn't work a lot of the time 😔
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
kinda gave up on Subnautica because I don't feel like building a base and I downloaded House Flipper instead 😂
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⚞ 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚.𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥 ⚟ @unfazedprincess.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
i would never! -me who would sometimes
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
yeeeee it's finally the weekend!!!
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
lordy this Bad Empanada discourse really is something
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poot 🧅 @motherpoot.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
taking Fiona to get vaccinated this afternoon and I can't wait to start taking her on little dates to the dog park 🥹
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