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Octuple Threat

@octuplethreat.bsky.social
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I think elegance and attitude are the same thing. And, I have IBS. Opinions stated are mine alone and do not reflect those of any organization I’m affiliated with.

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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One the one hand, AI could render us extinct. On the other hand, it could create trillions in shareholder value!
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One thing about me is I love to submit a complaint to King County Metro
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GenAAaarghhvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Doctor: just listen to your body, it generally knows what's going on Me: ....... Doctor: ... was there anything else? Me: is "Ppprrrffffffffftttttttttttt" anything?
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Likeeeeeeeeee
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me listening to Carly Rae’s new song motivation.
Can you turn that up?!
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Unspeakably disgraceful. Doris Miller was a mess attendant -- the only jobs open to Black sailors -- who won the Navy Cross at Pearl Harbor. With this, and reports USN leaders are considering changing the design of aircraft carriers *because Trump said so* -- the Navy is dishonoring itself.
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Democrats, I am BEGGING you to lose my phone number and stop robo texting me
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Until I see proof of life, I’m choosing to believe that Mitch’s staff is pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Alito and Thomas are 100% retiring before the Senate potentially flips, and we will be stuck with a Trump-majority SCOTUS for decades
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Putting in my two weeks notice next week and low key dreading the barrage of “we had no idea,” “what happened?” And “what could we do differently?” Conversations that are going to happen.
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I’m not sure why any business would want to partner with Pattie Gonia with how the PR around this lawsuit is playing out
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Captain's Log, Stardate whatever: Shit is fucked up, yo
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Look at my opposition leader dawg
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The sex tapes they have on this closet case have got to be something
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Thinking again about how Mackenzie Scott has given away $19 billion of her $38b and still seen her net worth increase, these are some weird little pissbabies
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Spending all my free time this week preparing for an Amazon interview, lord help me
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
this is the best website on earth by far
Matt Drzik @themattdrzik.bsky.so... 8h
The Pittsburgh Penguins should be embarrassed and ashamed for their performance tonight.
Not because they lost; that was always going to be a possibility.
But to show zero effort in a must-win game against a franchise that actively
MURDERED your mascot, your crest, your SYMBOL?
Disgraceful.

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And by the way, anyone who celebrates what Gritty--and therefore the Philadelphia Flyers--did tonight in that act of throwing a Penguin from one deck to another:
You are no less a psychotic than the current warmongers that run the U.S., and good luck sleeping at night with that conscience.
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Everyone asking for status updates this week like, take a number and get in line yall!
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Learned that the head of my office is ultra republican and has donated to a lot of…unsavory politicians
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I don’t think I can ever forgive the voters that put this guy back into power lol.
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The girls are really trying me today!
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I’m never donating to Democrats again, but not because of idealogical reasons or their lack of fight in Congress. But rather, to stop the onslaught of spam texts from candidates and PACs.
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Me when work drama comes to a head and I get a front row seat
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
“Hey, you’re a great candidate, but we decided to go with someone else, but we’ll have this same position open in 6 months, so let’s keep in touch.”
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
To the wave of people who are just now discovering Industry: welcome, glad you could finally join us. The show probably also has the best soundtrack of any tv show.
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A client said they’d get me something this week, didn’t get it to me, so when I followed up, they be trying to gaslight me and said they’d already provided everything. Not today, Sharon. I’m not having it.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A not bad strategy is to just peter out during one of his rambles until the chamber is half empty. When you talk to the press just be like "I got really bored, he was always stupid but tonight he was super boring. Dementia maybe?" He'd be mad. Of course instead they're just kinda sittin' there.
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Once again I'm watching Industry and praying for everyone's downfall
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I love how gambling is being rebranded as “prediction markets.” Babe, it’s gambling!
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
When people talk about Carly Rae Jepsen being a gatekept girly in the khia asylum, I have to agree because I can for sure tell a real fan from a fake fan
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👻🗳️Ghost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com · 06/02/2026
My god. This is so normal. We could be normal, you guys.
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I’ve got a manager who keeps pinging me like I’m on his project when he never put it on my schedule. Like, hello dude?
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a woman with short blonde hair and hoop earrings is making a funny face .
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Stephen Miller took Grandpa’s phone again
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Make no mistake: Homan replacing Bovino is meant to make you think that the admin’s reign of terror is over. Homan is just as evil as Bovino, just with a more polite veneer for the public.
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
LinkedIn is so funny because what do you mean commercial furniture is your passion? My passion is a paycheck, I don’t know another work-related passion.
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 25/01/2026
WSJ says ICE is lying. Read that again…. The Wall Street Journal is calling out the lies
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I literally fear the day where I become famous and derek guy drags my clothing
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
that tie knot is the same width as his head
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I have nothing to go off of but vibes, but unfortunately, I believe the American experiment has failed. We are watching it fail in real time.
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Jason M Ernst @jason-m-ernst.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Whether by design or not, Trump’s post follows a recognizable authoritarian sequence—deny shared truth, delegitimize institutions, frame crisis, assign blame, demand extraordinary power, attack critics as insane, rewrite the record, and imply punishment for dissent. It reads crazy. It isn’t.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Repeat after me - the institutions of this economy depend on the institutions of this democracy, among which is the rule of law
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Everyone acting surprised that Queer Eye, a show hosted by 5 gays with big (and probably shitty) personalities, was a toxic environment clearly do not know any gay people
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The TACO trade
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Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
In high school, history was my least favorite subject because I thought it was just memorizing dates, places, people, and events. Oh, if only I could go back to that child and tell him just how important and interesting it is to study history.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/01/2026
Quite the split screen in NYC today
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This is MAGA, folks.
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Andrew Leamon @andrewleamon.com · 08/01/2026
Fuck ICE. 🖕
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
you’re going to laugh at me, but i cannot overstate the importance of an account like pop crave being good about honestly reporting on current events
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