Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One the one hand, AI could render us extinct. On the other hand, it could create trillions in shareholder value! 110
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026One thing about me is I love to submit a complaint to King County Metro 010
Reposted by Octuple ThreatGenAAaarghhvieve 🧟♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Doctor: just listen to your body, it generally knows what's going on Me: ....... Doctor: ... was there anything else? Me: is "Ppprrrffffffffftttttttttttt" anything? 1196
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Likeeeeeeeeeestatic.klipy.comMonique at Charm SchoolAlt: Monique at Charm School 020
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Me listening to Carly Rae’s new song motivation. 010
Reposted by Octuple ThreatKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Unspeakably disgraceful. Doris Miller was a mess attendant -- the only jobs open to Black sailors -- who won the Navy Cross at Pearl Harbor. With this, and reports USN leaders are considering changing the design of aircraft carriers *because Trump said so* -- the Navy is dishonoring itself. 1292582802
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Democrats, I am BEGGING you to lose my phone number and stop robo texting me 010
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Until I see proof of life, I’m choosing to believe that Mitch’s staff is pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s 010
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Alito and Thomas are 100% retiring before the Senate potentially flips, and we will be stuck with a Trump-majority SCOTUS for decades 100
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Putting in my two weeks notice next week and low key dreading the barrage of “we had no idea,” “what happened?” And “what could we do differently?” Conversations that are going to happen. 110
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I’m not sure why any business would want to partner with Pattie Gonia with how the PR around this lawsuit is playing out 020
Reposted by Octuple ThreatMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Captain's Log, Stardate whatever: Shit is fucked up, yo 414142
Reposted by Octuple Threatwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN 149155753097
Reposted by Octuple ThreatKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Look at my opposition leader dawg 1823792482
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The sex tapes they have on this closet case have got to be something 000
Reposted by Octuple ThreatDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Thinking again about how Mackenzie Scott has given away $19 billion of her $38b and still seen her net worth increase, these are some weird little pissbabies 9152591141
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Spending all my free time this week preparing for an Amazon interview, lord help me 010
Reposted by Octuple Threatcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/04/2026this is the best website on earth by far 662080226
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Everyone asking for status updates this week like, take a number and get in line yall!media.tenor.coma woman is covering her face with her hands while wearing a watch and bracelets .Alt: a woman is covering her face with her hands while wearing a watch and bracelets . 010
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Learned that the head of my office is ultra republican and has donated to a lot of…unsavory politiciansmedia.tenor.coma woman with blonde hair and a ring on her finger is making a funny face with her hand .Alt: a woman with blonde hair and a ring on her finger is making a funny face with her hand . 020
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I don’t think I can ever forgive the voters that put this guy back into power lol. 091
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The girls are really trying me today!media.tenor.coma woman wearing a pink dress with pearls on it is speaking into a microphoneAlt: a woman wearing a pink dress with pearls on it is speaking into a microphone 000
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I’m never donating to Democrats again, but not because of idealogical reasons or their lack of fight in Congress. But rather, to stop the onslaught of spam texts from candidates and PACs. 000
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Me when work drama comes to a head and I get a front row seatmedia.tenor.coma woman with blonde hair is smiling and making a funny faceAlt: a woman with blonde hair is smiling and making a funny face 010
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026“Hey, you’re a great candidate, but we decided to go with someone else, but we’ll have this same position open in 6 months, so let’s keep in touch.”media.tenor.coma woman says okay girl bye while covering her face with her handAlt: a woman says okay girl bye while covering her face with her hand 030
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026To the wave of people who are just now discovering Industry: welcome, glad you could finally join us. The show probably also has the best soundtrack of any tv show. 100
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026A client said they’d get me something this week, didn’t get it to me, so when I followed up, they be trying to gaslight me and said they’d already provided everything. Not today, Sharon. I’m not having it.media.tenor.coma man in a black sweater says " not today " in yellow lettersAlt: a man in a black sweater says " not today " in yellow letters 000
Reposted by Octuple ThreatBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/02/2026A not bad strategy is to just peter out during one of his rambles until the chamber is half empty. When you talk to the press just be like "I got really bored, he was always stupid but tonight he was super boring. Dementia maybe?" He'd be mad. Of course instead they're just kinda sittin' there. 786076574
Reposted by Octuple ThreatDr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Once again I'm watching Industry and praying for everyone's downfall 081
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I love how gambling is being rebranded as “prediction markets.” Babe, it’s gambling! 020
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 07/02/2026When people talk about Carly Rae Jepsen being a gatekept girly in the khia asylum, I have to agree because I can for sure tell a real fan from a fake fan 000
Reposted by Octuple Threat👻🗳️Ghost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com · 06/02/2026My god. This is so normal. We could be normal, you guys. 1397
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I’ve got a manager who keeps pinging me like I’m on his project when he never put it on my schedule. Like, hello dude?media.tenor.coma woman with short blonde hair and hoop earrings is making a funny face .Alt: a woman with short blonde hair and hoop earrings is making a funny face . 010
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Make no mistake: Homan replacing Bovino is meant to make you think that the admin’s reign of terror is over. Homan is just as evil as Bovino, just with a more polite veneer for the public. 010
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026LinkedIn is so funny because what do you mean commercial furniture is your passion? My passion is a paycheck, I don’t know another work-related passion. 161
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026media.tenor.coma woman wearing bunny ears and a nose mask says what is the teaAlt: a woman wearing bunny ears and a nose mask says what is the tea 010
Reposted by Octuple ThreatAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 25/01/2026WSJ says ICE is lying. Read that again…. The Wall Street Journal is calling out the lies 1000276437213
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I literally fear the day where I become famous and derek guy drags my clothing 000
Reposted by Octuple Threatderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026that tie knot is the same width as his head 3328548638
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I have nothing to go off of but vibes, but unfortunately, I believe the American experiment has failed. We are watching it fail in real time. 020
Reposted by Octuple ThreatJason M Ernst @jason-m-ernst.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Whether by design or not, Trump’s post follows a recognizable authoritarian sequence—deny shared truth, delegitimize institutions, frame crisis, assign blame, demand extraordinary power, attack critics as insane, rewrite the record, and imply punishment for dissent. It reads crazy. It isn’t. 65564190
Reposted by Octuple ThreatKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Repeat after me - the institutions of this economy depend on the institutions of this democracy, among which is the rule of law 10887511953
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Everyone acting surprised that Queer Eye, a show hosted by 5 gays with big (and probably shitty) personalities, was a toxic environment clearly do not know any gay people 030
Octuple Threat @octuplethreat.bsky.social · 15/01/2026In high school, history was my least favorite subject because I thought it was just memorizing dates, places, people, and events. Oh, if only I could go back to that child and tell him just how important and interesting it is to study history. 100
Reposted by Octuple ThreatMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/01/2026Quite the split screen in NYC today 1151933485
Reposted by Octuple ThreatWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 08/01/2026This is MAGA, folks. 1361222336
Reposted by Octuple Threat☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 08/01/2026you’re going to laugh at me, but i cannot overstate the importance of an account like pop crave being good about honestly reporting on current events 424324