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October 🕸 they/them

@octobervox.bsky.social
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29 yo pronouns-having lesbian asshole known for their fuckass ukulele songs I do nerd shit and occasionally scream

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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I am now a problem" "Oh, buddy. You never weren't."
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I meander around my bedroom in search of my bag of pudding cups, eating blueberries Drop a blueberry on the floor I find the rogue blueberry but not my bag of pudding cups Where the fuck are they Go to kitchen They are where pudding cups are supposed to fucking be Cupboard
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Always late to the party but I finally wrapped up the first season of Ponies on peacock and I need a second season like I need oxygen. There are lesbians EVERYWHERE, I need more of Ivanna and my dude Vic is KILLING IT as Cheryl #ponies #vicmichaelis
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ACLU @aclu.org · 04/05/2026
BREAKING: We filed another emergency lawsuit — this time in federal court — against Louisiana officials for suspending the state's primary election after voting has already begun. Louisiana is disenfranchising voters who have already cast ballots, all in the service of stifling Black voting power.
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I haven't posted a lot on my social media recently because I haven't felt like I had anything worthwhile to say. I'll write a song and scrap it, make a video and leave it in my drafts until I happen upon it months later.. I feel perceived, scrutinized, and somehow still forgotten. It feels weird man
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
fat tits. fatter pussy. papa john’s.
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Idea: An app. I put the phone number of someone I shouldn't talk to in. I put their socials in. Instagram. Snapchat. Whatever. The app does not allow me to message or unblock them. That's it, that's the whole idea. I unblock people too easy.
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 20/02/2026
Before astrology, meyers-briggs, wizard houses, etc. We all grouped ourselves by a simple binary: vampire or werewolf. I was and have always been a werewolf and that’s why you should never shave your bush or armpit hair. 🐺
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/02/2026
“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan
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Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew
WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless began wearily explaining for the fifth time Friday why he couldn...
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Walking into an orgy and saying "What is this, some kinda town?" Is my favorite part of this whole fucking season, thank you Rubby #gladlands
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
But what if the Spinch is backing up on it
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Just watched the latest episode of #Gladlands and I KNEW when Vic was playing a fucking mortician I would be sad, but I am SOBBING. I've never thought about holding a second funeral for someone??? #dropout #vicmichaelis #hugi
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Hey so just so everybody knows I sliced my finger open on yogurt. You might be thinking "Wow, the yogurt container was sharp enough to cut through skin?" You are wrong. The yogurt. Sliced open my finger. I had to pluck a shard of yogurt out of my skin. I am in hell.
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Sitting outside an aldi waiting to be done farting before I go inside. I fear there may be no end in sight.
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 01/12/2025
I named my fists Dunning and Kruger because I’m amazing at fistfights
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Me: you hate me Her: *the ADHD is winning* Me: you hate me and you want me to die Her: ... I think I'm gonna work on my portfolio
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
One thing about me is I fuckin will
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Earlier I sneezed and pulled a muscle in my cooch. I cant prove this was caused by fascism but I know it in my heart to be true.
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
32! I have 32 sclerosises
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Thinking about how a few years ago my friend used to wait for me outside the bathroom to make sure I didn't slam my head into the wall TOO hard and give myself a concussion and drown.
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Yeah, I can give you a reading! *shuffles a stack of kraft singles*
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
"Your apartment's haunted" Yeah dude that's me. That's just my vibe.
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I've never met a gala in my life
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
It’s a serialized drama about the pharmaceutical industry that is genuinely thrilling and very much for grownups, it’s not your typical “adult” animation whose real audience is teenage boys. Please watch I’m begging lol
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Multiple sclerosis isn't a good enough descriptor. HOW MANY SCLEROSIS DO I HAVE
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Optic neuritis update: I am incrediblt nearsighted but as my vision is returning, things look closer in my bad eye than they do in my good eye. What if the S in MS actually stands for spiderman?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
*nods knowingly*
a fortune cookie reads "knowledge is power." the words "france is bacon" are written beneath
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/03/2025
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...
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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/03/2025
news in america: you will have to drink shit in water. we are going to end education. we will deport you for having the wrong opinion news in any other country:
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful
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Clarkisha Kent @clarkishakent.blacksky.app · 07/03/2025
Anyway, now that a Texan like Al Green has your attention, I need you “Abandon the South” Liberals in particular to eat shit.
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Imani Barbarin @imanibarbarin.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The further right the democrats go, the more republicans they’ll make. If they’re going to capitulate to republican policies anyways, people are just going to choose the party that’s actually successful at those policies to begin with.
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TheRGBvision @thergbvision.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I’m turning 30, and to celebrate, I’d love to give my sad little library some love with a book haul! My Ko-fi is open for birthday donations if you’d like to help me build my dream collection. Every little bit means the world to me! You can support me here: ko-fi.com/thergbvision #booksky
A elf bard with a big book and satchel on one side with scrolls on the other with brown and blue split hair.
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Please enjoy this thread of things I have said to my care team while hospitalized:
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
You guys I fucking LOVE BiscuitTin! If you're out there dungeoning those dragons you HAVE check them out 👀
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
My d&d group is gonna be sad bc we're not having a session this week but what they don't know is I'm planning something ✨️terrible✨️ for them since I have the extra time
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Apparently I've had a few brain lesions. Huh.
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is a hate crime
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The next part of the screenshot consists of the keyboard as well as the suggested words, which are "slut, nervous -in all caps,- lesbian."
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Call that bitch a hydra with that fivehead
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If my cat gets the bird flu I'm killing people
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
More people need to think I'm cool but also less people need to know I exist. This is how I feel about my social media presence in a nutshell.
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If mediums can see into the future can larges see into the past?
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Me: Shut up my show's on [Blood-curdling screams ensue]
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Portia @portianoir.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Today is a good day to read this.
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Letter from a Birmingham Jail [King, Jr.]
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Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
They’re already rewriting history. Create a problem, sell a solution. Trump calls for the #TiktokBan in 2020 only to “save” it in 2025?!?
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TheRGBvision @thergbvision.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Trump is expected to start with raids as part of a mass deportation plan as an “emergency declaration for the southern border”. So it starts. Don’t praise the man responsible for the tiktok ban for saving tiktok and see it as the performance it is.
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
What the fuck y'all
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October 🕸 they/them @octobervox.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
You guys I don't even have a dog what was this
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