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Ocelcock

@ocelcock.bsky.social
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Dudes in dresses lover, climate change worshipper, president of antifa, and I have a bigger dick than the entire executive branch combined.

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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My reply to a guy who was basically like “money isn’t real you idiots, so stop paying your rent” got me blocked lol.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I also think that I can segment my brain to still enjoy the good parts of shows that went bad, but if i couldn’t, it’d be: The 100 and Game of Thrones
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not a tv show, and not a popular opinion I think, but I’m going to say Marvel in general. If I was to say the movie that pushed me away, people would riot.
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Charles In Charge (of trains) @thecharles1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Claire Hummel @shoomlah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hands down one of my favourite subcategories of posts
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30. dec. 2022
saw babylon. not good.
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30. dec. 2022
-Egyptian scout circa 1150 BC after the invasion of the Sea Peoples
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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
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easy website
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^^^ me when I'm trying to calm down my horse named "Website"hubbert

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@Bonarno

Medieval herbalists when their supplies are
delayed

the silly . & . @mysillycomics . 6h
GINGER ROOT IN FORTNITE ?!
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9:47 AM · 3/10/23 . 1.8M ViewsNicky
@hemnick

tarzan's last thought as he plummets
to the jungle floor

jean @jeanmr . 3h
i miss vine

22:13 · 28.02.23 · Twitter for iPhone

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Odd Steam Reviews @oddsteamreviews.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Metal Gear Rising
Metal Gear Rising
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The last thought I had when I was high was that it’d be kinda funny to go to a restaurant out of state, drive back to your state, and litter with the out of state bags. Cops will wonder, how did they get Krystal burgers in Arizona?
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sort of insane fact about how broken US urban planning is—America now spends more building *just the lights for roads and highways* than on all subways & ground mass transit combined Spending on roadway *pavement* is 18x transit spending
a graph of roadway and mass transit lights
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like if we had a government that was a worth a shit, Facebook (I fckn hate the other name) wouldn’t exist anymore
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First thoughts, LOST is too low. If you want to say “well the ending…” ok then game of thrones should drop below 20 if that’s the case. (Even though LOST’s ending was fine). LOST literally defined what non-premium prime time could be. You don’t get BB without LOST.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Could I have the emails and phone numbers of the 13%? I have some Apple gift card requests I need to make under the guise of being a celebrity.
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 5
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Colonel Campbel and Snake communicating through the codec in the original METAL GEAR SOLID.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A man finds a box and says "a large, conspicuous box! Surely Solid Snake will be under it!" His friend says "you have to stop picking up street boxes, Henry. I keep telling you, Solid Snake isn't real." Henry walks off with his friend and says "yeah, you're right." Inside the box, Solid Snake thinks to himself "That was too close..."
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🦎Galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
solid snake talking to raiden in mgs2
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bring back hardened protagonists that stir their black coffee with a cigarette. Bring back main characters that tell people to go to hell, but would jump in front of a bullet for their pet dog.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The first two changed the trajectory of my entire life. I’m not joking. Mgs3 honorable mention for making me obsessed with the Cold War & therefore choosing to teach history.
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes.
On-screen text reads: "T H T WN N A K Yes, understand. The surveillance will continue."
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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here’s a countertop display from 1993’s NICK OR TREAT Halloween promotion. A lot of McDonald’s contests have come and gone over the years, but a Nickelodeon Haunted House Party sounds like one of the best prizes ever.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're back! Thrilled to finally share the hate in my heart for Peter Duesberg, Thabo Mbeki and Dave Grohl
podcasts.apple.com
RFK Jr.'s Buckwild Belief That HIV Doesn't Cause AIDS
Podcast Episode · Maintenance Phase · September 21 · 1h 20m
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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 25/09/2025
This article title is the most Hideo Kojima thing to Hideo Kojima, ever.
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 16/04/2025
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 17/09/2026
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KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS en @en.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 17/09/2026
📢XBOX Tokyo Game Show 2026 Broadcast Update Bill Skarsgård is confirmed as the lead role in PHYSINT. New poster also revealed featuring Bill Skarsgård and Charlee Fraser. #KojimaProductions #PHYSINT #XBOX
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ScARRRRGHy Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bye Tim Curry. You made pollution weirdly sexy and confused a lot of millennial kids with that. Sleep well.
Hexxus from ferngully - skeleton modeHexxus from ferngully - skeleton modeHexxus from ferngully - sludgebro mode
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a supporter of Willa B. Farms, an animal rescue in Old Hickory, TN. I hope you will consider a donation in her memory. 💔 www.willabfarms.com/donate
Photo from the 1970s of the most radiant and wonderful Dolly Parton, smiling brilliantly and holding a tiny orange tabby kitten up to her cheek.
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Olga Snow @olgasnow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My queen Helaena✨ #hotd #houseofthedragon
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m high and so naturally I’m wondering how different this world would be if Willa Ford remained a huge star
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
World Cup bar in Boston: one American wrote on social media: "English are here and f**king the vibes, Scots stick around and fight them with us?" One thing is for certain and that is that English fans will continue to drink the city dry during their brief spell in Boston.”
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Pop music is so much better now than it was from 2017-2018. Those two years were literal dark ages for most of pop and hip hop. I’m glad people are having fun again.
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Diell ✨🦦 COMM OPEN @sunclown.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Ocelot always gets his man #mgs
Drawing of ocelot from mgs3. Hes holding his revolver close to bis face. Hes wearing a cocky smile and has his bullet pendant is visible. An ocelot is sitting on his shoulders and looking at the viewer. Both ocelots have a mole on the same place as The Boss
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That’s revolver ocelot
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MERUZ @automeruz.itch.io · 20/10/2024
youre not a snake and im not an ocelot. we’re men, with names
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Textiles used in clothing
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
God Sam Neill rocked
SAM NEILL
GENERAL JOHN MAcARTHUR
If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
It's got to be big! No slipping
something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. Id use a steamroller, just leave a
stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...
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Mel 💛 @potatocrisp.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
HAPPY BDAY, DDAY AND PRIDE TO THE BEST (and worst) TO EVER DO IT #MelArt #MGS
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 30/05/2026
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes.
On-screen text reads: "Really? Thanks... Thank you, Snake."
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I have an important toe bean update from my cat Sammy.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I just watched all of season 1 of The Boys, and idk I don’t like it. I get what it’s doing, and idk if it’s because I’m watching it in this shit ass timeline, but it’s more annoying to watch than anything. Homelander is so painful to watch, and I get he’s the super villain but god damn he sucks
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’m not a parent, but I feel like the “aah ahh” noise with an underlying growl and while snapping or clapping should be a part of every parent’s language. Including pet owners in this bc it works on my cats, my moms dog, and my nieces and nephews.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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The B-Movie Vault @thebmovievault.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Now listening to: "Animals" by Pink Floyd. Still one of my favourite aural experiences.
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Our National Discourse:
The five top trending subjects on Bluesky: #1 is Jeffrey Epstein, the rest are the videogame Starfox.
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