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Dudes in dresses lover, climate change worshipper, president of antifa, and I have a bigger dick than the entire executive branch combined.

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Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦 @perevaa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And now the best part: Bot traffic from the #Yandex network has plunged to near zero following the strike on its Vladimir data center. Bot traffic includes automated requests from search crawlers, scrapers and other online services. Twitter must be a ghost town by now.
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 1.
On-screen text reads: "Revolver Ocelot"
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Malfoid is about getting men to feel again,” is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever read.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My reply to a guy who was basically like “money isn’t real you idiots, so stop paying your rent” got me blocked lol.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And to be clear, I don’t disagree with your overall point, but this lecturing tone combined with the fact that you seem to think everyone except you is a fucking idiot really doesn’t do anything.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What have you done that’s any different than any one else?
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I kinda thought they were doing both of those. I like shows like that though. Severance is a good example of a tv show that does that well also.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I also think that I can segment my brain to still enjoy the good parts of shows that went bad, but if i couldn’t, it’d be: The 100 and Game of Thrones
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not a tv show, and not a popular opinion I think, but I’m going to say Marvel in general. If I was to say the movie that pushed me away, people would riot.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Loving True Blood is like loving a pet dog that’s a pug. Yeah he’s ugly but he’s endearing sometimes and does funny things here and there.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right lol. It was a “let’s see where this goes” type show and I really enjoyed that. I also loved the ending. The first question I ask people who didn’t like it is, “do you think they were dead the entire time?” You’d be surprised how many people say yes.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I noticed a difference in the opinions of those who watched it live vs those who binged it. Usually binge watchers like it more because the details are fresh & it makes sense. I’m part of the binge group.
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Charles In Charge (of trains) @thecharles1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Claire Hummel @shoomlah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hands down one of my favourite subcategories of posts
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saw babylon. not good.
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-Egyptian scout circa 1150 BC after the invasion of the Sea Peoples
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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
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easy website
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tarzan's last thought as he plummets
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jean @jeanmr . 3h
i miss vine

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Odd Steam Reviews @oddsteamreviews.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Metal Gear Rising
Metal Gear Rising
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Basically I become very stupid when high
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The last thought I had when I was high was that it’d be kinda funny to go to a restaurant out of state, drive back to your state, and litter with the out of state bags. Cops will wonder, how did they get Krystal burgers in Arizona?
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sort of insane fact about how broken US urban planning is—America now spends more building *just the lights for roads and highways* than on all subways & ground mass transit combined Spending on roadway *pavement* is 18x transit spending
a graph of roadway and mass transit lights
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really love this genre too ngl
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Two Door Cinema Club - Something Good Can Work, Arcade Fire - Wake Up, Last Nite - The Strokes
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And of course that extends to a lot of these companies. Anyways the US government is weak and hates its regular citizens.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like if we had a government that was a worth a shit, Facebook (I fckn hate the other name) wouldn’t exist anymore
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess you could say they took the TLC song a bit too literally. (I’m very sorry I commented this)
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah but you know the people that made this list aren’t thinking about it like that lol
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exactly because where is Dark
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I did too, then I picked it back up one day. It deserves its spot & im usually a person who loves severence/LOST type shows over drug dramas.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lastly, Dark (Netflix) not being on this list at all is xenophobic.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Next thought, wow I’m glad they remembered Community, but of course I think it should be higher.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First thoughts, LOST is too low. If you want to say “well the ending…” ok then game of thrones should drop below 20 if that’s the case. (Even though LOST’s ending was fine). LOST literally defined what non-premium prime time could be. You don’t get BB without LOST.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think it’s just bc it didn’t technically start in the 2000s (though I know some people see the later seasons starting with the 9th Doctor as its own series).
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Could I have the emails and phone numbers of the 13%? I have some Apple gift card requests I need to make under the guise of being a celebrity.
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 5
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know nothing about this, but why do I feel it’s the Morgan wallen and/or bro “country” fans that would say that.
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Colonel Campbel and Snake communicating through the codec in the original METAL GEAR SOLID.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A man finds a box and says "a large, conspicuous box! Surely Solid Snake will be under it!" His friend says "you have to stop picking up street boxes, Henry. I keep telling you, Solid Snake isn't real." Henry walks off with his friend and says "yeah, you're right." Inside the box, Solid Snake thinks to himself "That was too close..."
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🦎Galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
solid snake talking to raiden in mgs2
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes I understand this is just solid snake but we need him.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bring back hardened protagonists that stir their black coffee with a cigarette. Bring back main characters that tell people to go to hell, but would jump in front of a bullet for their pet dog.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh and RE2 honorable mention for it being the first game to scare me. And Gex for being the first game that was my own & I loved that little lizard.
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Ocelcock @ocelcock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The first two changed the trajectory of my entire life. I’m not joking. Mgs3 honorable mention for making me obsessed with the Cold War & therefore choosing to teach history.
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes.
On-screen text reads: "T H T WN N A K Yes, understand. The surveillance will continue."
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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here’s a countertop display from 1993’s NICK OR TREAT Halloween promotion. A lot of McDonald’s contests have come and gone over the years, but a Nickelodeon Haunted House Party sounds like one of the best prizes ever.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're back! Thrilled to finally share the hate in my heart for Peter Duesberg, Thabo Mbeki and Dave Grohl
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RFK Jr.'s Buckwild Belief That HIV Doesn't Cause AIDS
Podcast Episode · Maintenance Phase · September 21 · 1h 20m
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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 25/09/2025
This article title is the most Hideo Kojima thing to Hideo Kojima, ever.
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