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@obtusedan.bsky.social
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I am from New Jersey Bluesky is for the sickos

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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 11h
Devils bluesky where are we?
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gas is $6 but thank god we can limit how much a college athlete makes now
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Matt Caulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 28/09/2026
Just as a reminder, that's Linda McMahon standing next to him. If you're watching and engaging with WWE, you're contributing to the fascist attacks on the people on this country and the world by this administration.
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The greatest joy is the ability to live your life on your terms or some bullshit
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Got Reincarnated Into A Retro Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A Rank Bond With The Unit I Have A Thing For But People In Another World Keep Editing My Dialogue To Where I'm Talking About Class Consciousness And Universal Healthcare
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 25/09/2026
rotating an idea that halo is the defining media franchise of the 21st century. i look at how its been mismanaged for 20 years, no one working on it has a job, its games don't even sell anymore but. they cant let it die. the IP must continue. everything becomes halo on a long enough timeline
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's because it was her turn to be villain of the week
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"When you live in the darkness, amongst those that shy away from the light, it can inspire you to achieve incredible things. But sometimes you need assistance, that's why I choose Alpha Brain..."
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will never not be pissed off when someone tells me they bought an HP printer and had to pay for the subscription YOU LITERALLY DO NOT HAVE TO. PLEASE LEARN TO READ. PLEASE USE YOUR BASIC LITERACY SKILLS. CHECK THE FUCKING BOX THAT SAYS NO. ITS RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
final fantasy tactics didn't say any of that you're all making it look so much lamer than it really is
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More powerful sports curse? Madden Curse? Or Trump Curse?
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PLAY METAPHOR
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The reason I get such a hard on for Pablo Torre's reporting is because our other options are "summarize the comments section of a tiktok video and then summarize the Twitter comments on a post about that video"
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Xbox is moving Halo over to blizzard? What's blizzard going to do with a StarCraft knockoff AND a Warhammer 40k knockoff?
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me whenever paramount announces a new project
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Giants are really going through the Trump curse right now aren't they?
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 21/09/2026
I LOVE stuff like this that uses instruments/samples as replacements for dialogue, I've done it myself a few times
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chargers fans need to chill TF out lmao like the dolphins are right there, you're not the worst team in the NFL
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THE JACK STRANDING IS BEGINNING IT WILL BE A STRAND-TYPE GAME
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Twilight Zone | He Finally Has Time Now. If Only He Didn't Break His Glasses (S1, E8) | Paramount+
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Opening my feet finder account
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FIGHTFUL SELECT: MAJOR indie promotion receive broadcasting rights deal. Where will they be headed? $10 Patreon Exclusive
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shouts out to Starz for randomly checking if my credit card still works and reminding me I signed up for an annual subscription in December and would have 100% forgotten to cancel it before then
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me when I walk out of my time machine from 2021 and further beyond
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING ON FIGHTFUL SELECT: Update on AEW produced show. Will we see it again? $5 patreon exclusive
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Literally the coolest thing I've ever seen
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Unfortunate news
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We're living in the worst time period to be empathetic
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Prork @prork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay, so my first week as Ed Sheerans new PR agent isn't going exactly to plan, but I think I can fix it. I seem to remember everybody loving his cameo in Game of Thrones, so I've booked him a guest role in the new Harry Potter show.
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FFVI Locke is Final Fantasy's biggest incel and I don't feel the need to elaborate
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I heard they were officially replacing The Boy Who Cried Wolf with Chris Valenti My source is the same source that Chris Valenti gets all his information from
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
H e a l t h y B o y
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Imagine being this joyless about the canon event that got us MCR
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In case y'all are wondering if the Democrats somehow pull it out and win in November, all the Iran War talk will turn to, yeah we could've ended everything but the Democrats are stopping us It's an endless cycle You will never win We will all lose forever
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would be the absolute worst public figure. I'd have zero decorum. I would be publicly denouncing people left and right. Brands would hate to see me coming
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
WWE is doing a vote for the next game cover so you know it'll look like Which one of these three WWE Superstars.should be on the cover of WWE 2K27?! Baron Corbin Roman Reigns Lexis King
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When Nintendo smells so much blood in the water that they're doing sales? You're cooked. Sorry Sony.
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HYPERFIXT @hyperfixt.neocities.org · 10/09/2026
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is Anya Rune the wrestling equivalent of that Sakuracon ad form 2009?
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Boutta go to mystery wrestling in Philadelphia by myself eff it
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 09/09/2026
Covering my bases.
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stole 9/11 valor was literally ending careers so expect nothing to change here
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ash! @spaceash.es · 06/09/2026
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
People are mad at Mamdani for social media people like the entire Republican party isn't one massive social media grift brigade
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