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@obtusedan.bsky.social
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I am from New Jersey Bluesky is for the sickos

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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 14h
Yeah what all 7 of you?
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TayaSigerson @tayasigerson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He’s not so great with words, but his strength’ll blow you away! #FF6
Ultros and Typhon (or Chupon) fight you in the sky on the way to the floating continent. They both look pretty cheerful.
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Has anyone even tried?
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know y'all purposely use bad photos but golly she looks about 94 years old
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Tactless Ogre @tactlessogre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FFVII was right yet again.
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And when he does, it will change nothing
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
To the Democrats I say this sarcastically, to you I say this genuinely
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If only I had money to give oh wellllll
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Didn't realize how many people were nostalgic for that period of the internet where we watched beheading videos on ebaums world
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WWE hiring people and then immediately surgically removing everything that made the wrestler who they are will never not be funny to me
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The taste makers have decided that the home decor of the fall is highland cows because jfc every store I go to I see some stupid looking highland cow decor
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also like, the stunner onto concrete would hurt the giver more than the receiver. Dudes head wouldn't even get close to the ground Buncha tourists
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Will I get into wow forever? Probably. Will the streamers keep me out? Yes.
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone got hired where I work and needed to be taught what a quarter is Leave the children behind
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They really need to work on renaming these conferences like 10 years ago
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Glad insurance is covering COVID vaccine this year Even if it is only because it's cheaper to do that than actually treat COVID in a hospital
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Luigi from Super Mario Gives a Thumbs Up
ALT: Luigi from Super Mario Gives a Thumbs Up
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The guy that drove past that midnight release for the book and spoiled the ending was justified
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Listening to the new @gigaboots.com Gamers go to the Movies and Hulk Hogan was indeed friends with a boat
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AEW hasn't announced the date of WrestleMania yet
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have we peaked as a society?
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, the person that wrote that has only seen marvel movies. Of course it's "one of the darkest movies ever made" when you're comparing it to Thor: The Dark World
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The country sees Sliwa as a Republican People from the tri-state area see him as a Sopranos character if the Sopranos was made in the 2010s
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TayaSigerson @tayasigerson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks moogles #FF6
Three parties form to protect Terra, consisting of eleven moogles and Locke.
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whatever happened to foam fingers? Can we bring those back?
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Devils bluesky where are we?
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why pay for smut when I can have Grok make me my furry transformation porn stories?
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite thing about nuzlockes is how the treehouse people wanted to do one and Nintendo thought it was romhacking
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gas is $6 but thank god we can limit how much a college athlete makes now
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BatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 28/09/2026
Just as a reminder, that's Linda McMahon standing next to him. If you're watching and engaging with WWE, you're contributing to the fascist attacks on the people on this country and the world by this administration.
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The greatest joy is the ability to live your life on your terms or some bullshit
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Got Reincarnated Into A Retro Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A Rank Bond With The Unit I Have A Thing For But People In Another World Keep Editing My Dialogue To Where I'm Talking About Class Consciousness And Universal Healthcare
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bigger crime? The two different spellings? Or the $43.99 price tag?
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's irresistable
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 25/09/2026
rotating an idea that halo is the defining media franchise of the 21st century. i look at how its been mismanaged for 20 years, no one working on it has a job, its games don't even sell anymore but. they cant let it die. the IP must continue. everything becomes halo on a long enough timeline
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Type-0 PS4 experience
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Pikachu's Fast & Energetic Dance
ALT: Pikachu's Fast & Energetic Dance
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You won't see anything either because of the motion blur
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Journalism now is copy pasting tiktok and Twitter replies and providing no actual substance
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IPA drinker opinion haver alert
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man says WWE is ultimate goal, settled for TNA
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's because it was her turn to be villain of the week
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tbf Tubi and Rumble and YouTube are free so it's not like you're subscribing to those I don't like WWE either but I'm a sucker for semantics
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"When you live in the darkness, amongst those that shy away from the light, it can inspire you to achieve incredible things. But sometimes you need assistance, that's why I choose Alpha Brain..."
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will never not be pissed off when someone tells me they bought an HP printer and had to pay for the subscription YOU LITERALLY DO NOT HAVE TO. PLEASE LEARN TO READ. PLEASE USE YOUR BASIC LITERACY SKILLS. CHECK THE FUCKING BOX THAT SAYS NO. ITS RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This one?
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The FE ones are great because it's literal Kings talking about the common man or some shit
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
final fantasy tactics didn't say any of that you're all making it look so much lamer than it really is
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Kris has gotta do, what a Kris has gotta do
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More powerful sports curse? Madden Curse? Or Trump Curse?
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Dan @obtusedan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It might
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