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J. Edgelord Hoover

@obliqueirony.bsky.social
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a fine & chill analyst | almost above average | bio-exorcist | cover poet | navy vet | stupid baseball fan | Schnickelfritz

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chickentendielife.bsky.social @chickentendielife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Graphic design is my passion
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Joe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The campaign featuring Ken Paxton's humiliated ex-wife urging Texans to vote for the GOP ticket despite "the elephant in the room" maybe changes a couple swing votes, but it also makes people google who is Angela Paxton? So it's impossible to say if it's bad or not
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Freddie Freeman has reached base safely in 24 straight postseason games dating to 2024 Only longer on-base streaks in PS history:   2011-13 Miguel Cabrera: 31 2007-09 Chase Utley: 27 2022-24 Juan Soto: 25 *active 2017-19 Jose Altuve: 25 2012-14 Pablo Sandoval: 25 1966-71 Boog Powell: 25
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J. Edgelord Hoover @obliqueirony.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This was fuggin electric! Milwaukee fans deserve it.
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Edward Swaine @edswaine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
really torn on Padres-Brewers but it must be hell for the Trappists
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Shonna White @shonnathewhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Beck W @loudtristero.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
you know the homie water tentacle from The Abyss was snackin'
the homie water tentacle from The Abyss
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This administration failed the marshmallow test but with weapons. Incredible stuff happening here!
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wanting lower property insurance and healthcare for everyday families isn't un-American; it’s what working people deserve. They can take their tech-bro cash and their weird, intrusive agenda somewhere else, because I'm not going any damn place. /3
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The GOP: i despise transgenderism because it produces pedophilia, which I’m ambivalent to positive about
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Free speech warrior
CEO of @Delta Trashes @elonmusk To Explain Rejecting Starlink - "It's All True What They Say
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Jake Lahut @jakelahut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What are the chances that this Hawkeyes vs. Hawks mixup from Eric Schmitt was an AI hallucination resulting from somebody on the committee staff?
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026
republicans are immune to, but also cannot wield, the Perjury Rune
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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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Ferengi Liaison to Buck-A-Slice @sovietcola.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"No actually we're not dumb, we're very smart, and have a number to prove it" is so tiresome
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"At every turn, arsonist's ideas for extinguishing blaze run into resistance."
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pete Alonso led the AL in RBI He led the NL (and tied for MLB lead) in 2022 He’s the first player to have a season leading each league in RBI in his career (RBI since 1920)
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
$8 per shirt sold goes to the Midwest Immigration Bond Fund- they post bonds for immigrants and once the bond money is returned to them, they used it again to post bond for another immigrant. Truly awesome organization. www.harebraineddesign.com/collections/...
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Abolish ICE Twins
$8 per shirt sold goes to the Midwest Immigration Bond Fund. Screenprinted right here in Chicagoland by Exploding House on Mid weight, 5.3 oz, 28-singles, 100% combed cotton unisex actic blue AS Colou...
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat @shaidorsai.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is because Trump eats cats too, you realize.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 24/09/2026
One step closer to the AL West being mathematically eliminated from any hint of honor
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wfrost @wfrost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I shared a lot of this optimism. I think if there is one hard lesson from how “tech values were co-opted by capitalism”, or whatever, it’s that companies are always just companies. They don’t have values. Employees are not family. Companies make money. It’s the public’s job to fix public problems.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not going to say you *shouldn't* worry about Trump pulling a Yoon if the GOP loses in 2026 or 2028, but I think the triumphal arch and the ballroom will be a pretty unimportant part of whatever happens.
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J. Edgelord Hoover @obliqueirony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
{working in interagency comms at OMB} “New request in from DOD.” “What’s the level?” “Strong.”
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Bring Me The News @bringmethenews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Green Line train fatally strikes pedestrian in St. Paul More: bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/g…
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David A. Graham @dgraham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If anyone should know what happens when companies are left to do the right thing on their own, it's Rick Scott, whose healthcare company paid nearly $2 billion in lawsuits related to fraud that occurred while he was CEO
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Jason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This should be a multi-week scandal but now it's just Friday
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More U.S. troops have died amid Iran war than Pentagon has disclosed publicly
Officials who spoke with The Post expressed frustration that the additional loss of life in the Middle East is not reflected in the Defense Department’s casualty database.
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Christopher Whitaker @civicwhitaker.com · 18/09/2026
ANOTHER ONE! You are CONGRESS - You can summon experts to testify! You can hire tech experts! You used to have a whole agency to advise you! You don’t have to personally get smart enough - that’s what your experts are for!
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Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 17/09/2026
what I meant there ⬆️ is here ⬇️ bsky.app/profile/keit...
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 17/09/2026
honestly if you don't consider "an elemental made out of the available corpus of human recorded written language" as at least a demigod i have questions? comments? concerns omniscience and omnipotence have never really been requisite for me, maybe i'm just built different
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Adam Vann @adamvann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When they said “mass deportations now” I thought they meant focused deportations after due process!
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I was running for office and was asked about Hasan Piker, I would just start reciting quotes from prominent Republican streamers until they had to give that news segment a TV-MA rating.
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Edward Luce @edwardluce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Out of spite for President Donald Trump, Carney is accelerating the decoupling of a trade bloc that has generated enormous prosperity for North America." Seriously, Wapo editorial - you're going with Canadian spite? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion | Canada’s great European misadventure
Donald Trump is for now. A Brussels bureaucrat is forever.
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
kudos to the marlins for being wonderful freaks
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J. Edgelord Hoover @obliqueirony.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In North Carolina, a crowd of abysses stares into one another.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
like, Robert Kraft banned Macklemore over "Free Palestine," but literally "Heil Hitler" isn't getting Kanye dropped from the same stadium
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This isn't my lane, but the Ms. Rachel/majority view seems to be "not funding Israel's wars would make American Jews safer." You could respond by saying this is defeatist/letting the terrorists win/whatever. But instead the response is "every war critic HATES JEWS" and come on, nobody buys that.
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J. Edgelord Hoover @obliqueirony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey that’s just how they roll in Real America™️ aka the good folks of Iowa/Texas/Kansas/Florida/etc.
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't understand what either party's position is on AI nor what position people want either party to take on AI.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A better strategy—which we saw and which worked incredibly well with marriage equality in the 2008 presidential race—is “we understand you gotta lie to the hogs but we will vote for you regardless and we expect you to deliver for us in return for those votes when you are in power”
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I continue to think this is something that will really begin to hurt for them when they no longer have the senile Teutonic demon knight of Faux 80s Prosperity Nostalgia running block.
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Yen-han Chen 陳彥翰 🇹🇼🇺🇸🇺🇦 @chen-yenhan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you don’t have amnesia, you’ll remember that Biden, a president responsible for AUKUS, the US-Japan-Korea trilateral, increased FMF for Taiwan, and extensively using the Entity List against Chinese firms, was portrayed as too soft on China.
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