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Nicole Wilkins

@nvw.bsky.social
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All I know is all my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success,

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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 2h
15 minute cities whip.
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 2h
I do love living ~6 blocks from a Kaiser. I walked over, got Covid & flu shots, and walked back home in 1/2 hour.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23h
Heathcliff the cat driving a ham with a ham helmet on while a butcher stands in front of a meat shop with hams in the window telling a woman "THIS IS HAM WEATHER"
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 23h
Liz-Lemon_I-Want-To-Go-To-There [dot] GIF
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We should treat these people like their Hilary Clinton or Jack Smith. Just keep dragging them in for days to be on TV getting yelled at.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
working 9 to 5
little doodle kitty with a post it tie and a post it suitcase
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
California must become a nuclear state to defend ourselves against the Trump administration.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 05/10/2026
I can’t believe it’s already the
Poster for the 1981 film adaptation of the 1978 play "First Monday in October"—named for the first day of the US Supreme Court's fall term. This poster includes photos of the movie's stars, Walter Matthau and Jill Clayburgh, with a caricature of the Supreme Court justices and Clayburgh's character dangling from two ends of Lady Justice's scale. Tagline: "In the Supreme Court, there are only eight of them against all of her."
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The other fun thing about this is that they will 100% overturn marriage equality on “ religious freedom” grounds. Just not yet.
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Return to OZ (1985). That shit was terrifying. How are you starting a kid’s movie with Dorothy escaping an insane asylum?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
please do not post photos of barbour jackets in early october if you're not also voting for policies to address global warming
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Criminally underrated.
Selfie
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m too LEOTG brained to stop for a fruity drink. :(
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a Trader Vic’s at the Oakland airport?!?!
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If everyone who got ratio’d buried the mean tweets in their backyard, we’d all be better off.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pottery. Do pottery that can later be carbon dated to this specific period and make sure you sign your name bsky.app/profile/mtsw...
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up" - C.S. Lewis
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we used to think that populations expanded to their resource limit and home bakers produce abundant food send tweet
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hundreds of Musk Jrs having to be born via C Section because their chests are too big.
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The insane amount of data entry I’d have to do to get an AI to put together a single week’s shopping list will never be worth it.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it just me or is it unusually orange this morning?
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There was a sizable line in Oakland, too. Half of us were going to a baseball game and the other half were going to tour the Mexican tall ship. Bad times.
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I tried to take the ferry to SF this morning but the whole boat filled up in Alameda.
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about iced coffee at interviews is that iced coffee people cannot be normal about their drinks. It is like bringing a wet fidget spinner with you.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a day
4 panel comic: 

Panel 1: momo and forg in their cosy bed.
Panel 2: momo and forg having eggs and coffee for breakfast
Panel 3: now they are working hard on their computers (laptops)
Panel 4: at the end of the day they are back on their pink sofa in front of the telly. Momo says “what a day”
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes i google Ally McBeal — that 90s legal drama where all the bathrooms were unisex and nobody cared except to think it was so cosmopolitan and cool — just to make sure i didn’t make all that up.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
fitness nerds have found a way to combine two impressively incompatible hobbies: weightlifting, and arcane theoretical math
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seriously, that was 2014! We’ve been over this.
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once again, we settled this the night someone got chased out of Molotov’s for wearing Google Glass. The people* have spoken. *drunk ladies and bouncers
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After all these years, it still fucks me up that Carly Rae Jepsen isn’t a country singer. That’s a country singer name. False advertising, imho.
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We need to make AI companies responsible for the actions of their AI.
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope Trump got his way. It’ll be so much easier to justify tearing it down the second he leaves office.
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The soundtrack on this made me tear up laughing.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
“the english are a mongrel people (laudatory)”
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
X (derogatory)
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Le code du bâtiment, c'est moi"
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It turns out that most Americans are not a 2-cents-an-egg price increase away from homelessness. Who knew?
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
California had a big spike in gas prices a few years ago and it did nothing to the “drive a big-ass gas guzzling truck” lifestyle. Which is when I decided that pain at the pump stories were bullshit.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/09/2026
IMPORTANT: You can use the word 'autumnal' today.
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This screen grab really made me feel the deep elitism of the anti-diversity crowd. They only want to hear from and about the most privileged people. The lives of ordinary people are beneath their notice.
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bay Watch 09/21/2026: spotted my first seal in months. They were playing around near the pier next to my ferry dock. 🦭😻
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Nicole Wilkins @nvw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m ok with dying in his sleep, but it would be better if it was at a press conference.
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