Reposted by NicDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026There’s a species of shark called the ninja lanternshark. It glows in the dark, like all lantern sharks. It’s called ninja because the scientist who discovered it was explaining her discovery to family at Thanksgiving and then her young cousin shouted “ninjas are cool, call it the ninja shark!” 202130361
Reposted by Nic❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 16/07/2026First, it’s extremely annoying that flagship media outlets have selected Emily Oster as a go-to public-health expert Second, most of this piece is “try and keep some perspective, your overall risk is still low,” which, sure, is true, but misses the relevant story about elevated uncertaintynytimes.comOpinion | How Worried Should You Be About Cyclospora?We didn’t need an outbreak of a nightmare stomach bug. But here we are. 1626133
Reposted by NicU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 29/06/2026You've got to think about that famous scene from 'The Rock' (1996). Stanley Goodspeed is holding the "string of pearls" virus container that he's just removed from its housing. He looks Sean Connery dead in the eye and says, "The second you don't respect this, it kills you." That's the energy. 743148
Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 24/04/2026It is up to us to teach a new generation of football fans that in 2017-18 AD, Maryland and Texas played a home-and-home football series, and the Terps won both games by a combined 85-70. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social 15910
Reposted by NicFC St. Pauli EN @en.fcstpauli.com · 13/04/2026FC St. Pauli presents the Peace Prize in the US for the first time. The award honors individuals and initiatives that stand for solidarity, participation, and respectful coexistence. The first recipient is Wes Burdine, owner of the Black Hart of Saint Paul in Minnesota. #fcspfcstpauli.comFC St. Pauli | FC St. Pauli awards Peace Prize – supporting civil…FC St. Pauli has presented the Peace Prize for the first time. With this award, the club honors individuals and initiatives that actively stand for… 11463107
Reposted by NicEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 14/01/2026There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in. 661432210
Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I am shocked that, as far as I can tell, the O’s have never done a Joan Jett bobblehead. 020
Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Are These Empty Boxes of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes — including the white ones and the chocolate ones — A New Form of McCarthyism? 000
Reposted by NicArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 24/12/2025The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s 141433177
Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 17/12/2025While they aren’t yet the title sponsor of any bowl games, there were wall-to-wall Palantir ads in the stadium at the Army-Navy game. That is, when they weren’t playing ads for the deodorant that won’t make you gay because it’s a cube. 000
Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I hated this Truth social post. Hated hated hated hated hated this post. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant voter-insulting word of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the voters by its belief that anyone would be consoled by it. 000
Reposted by NicKatie O'Reilly @drkatfish.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Go tell it on the mountain - the Mountain Mullet (Dajaus monticola), that is! ⛰️ #25DaysofFishmas Day 6 takes us to the rainforests of Puerto Rico where this freshwater mullet species - also known as dajao or tepemechín - proves there ain’t no mountain high enough to keep from celebrating #Fishmas! 13815
Reposted by NicKatie O'Reilly @drkatfish.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Keep an eye on your #Fishmas tree - there’s a cat(fish) on the loose! 🎄🐈 Carolina’s on our minds here on Day 5 of #25DaysofFishmas, as we meet the Carolina Madtom (Noturus furiosus), a small - but mighty - endangered catfish species only found in North Carolina 13812
Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 25/11/2025That’s four posts normalizing AI so far this morning and it’s 8:30 am. Wyd, Banner? 151
Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I just listened to this and immediately some lady with a Japanese phone number called me and told me I have seven days to live?? 000
Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Baltimore Stallions forever so…allez les Allouettes or whatever 1100
Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 14/11/2025This belongs in Baltimore’s greatest collection of miscellaneous arts, conveniently located right across the street from MICA, at Mt. Royal Tavern. 020
Reposted by NicI've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy 5658190
Reposted by NicPoseur @poseur.bsky.social · 27/10/2025True fact: There is no publicly displayed portrait or likeness on campus of LSU's first president. And let the record show he was undefeated against Georgia and South Carolina 167716
Reposted by NicBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 12/10/2025the mariners had a camera on the dugout in the middle of the 15th when humpy won the salmon race 1047049
Reposted by NicAlbert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Argentina edition of Libertarian bible 242452630
Reposted by NicSarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 07/09/2025How’s this for Orioles Magic? Jackson Holliday’s HR was the 4th time in the expansion era (1961) that the Orioles broke up a no-hit bid of 8 2/3 IP or more (@EliasSports) The 1st of those 4? 6/7/68, on a hit by Davey Johnson, who passed away today What a way to honor him 🫶 430580
Reposted by NicSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18/06/2025A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions. 23578202
Reposted by NicPhillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Dope chant at the Labor march: “You get rich while we get poor? NOPE, not in #Baltimore!” #MayDay 03711
Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 30/04/2025It’s the House MD “I finally have a case of lupus” gif, but it’s @michaelhobbes.bsky.social saying, “I finally have a President declaring war on Christmas.” 000
Reposted by NicVacation Bible School Podcast 🏳️🌈 @vbs.bsky.social · 29/04/2025NEW VBS! - Comically large wine bottle sizes named after Bible guys - The political inspiration for the Golden Calves story - Penis taunts, magic donkeys, and incompetent men blaming women? Well yeah, it's a Bible story - @pastortrey05.com on reasons for hope even in times such as thesepodcasts.apple.comKINGS: National divorce (feat Trey Ferguson)Podcast Episode · Vacation Bible School Podcast · 04/28/2025 · 1h 12m 6998
Reposted by NicHighway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025You there! What day is it??? 7838232
Reposted by NicAndrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 25/04/2025You should know I've been working on something for the past 3 months. For a surprise, go check out my profile and read the first word of every skeet, starting with this one. 129820255
Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 18/04/2025@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social $29.28 for the Terps, who used their one (1) Big Ten football win to give us our new national motto. 🫡 🇺🇸 040
Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Since the election, I’ve read @jasonkirk.fyi ’s “Hell is a World Without You” and Vonnegut’s “Cat’s Cradle” back-to-back, which is a heck of a religious trauma double-feature. Highly recommend this for everybody else who spent their teenage years being led to believe eternal hellfire awaited them. 2324