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Nic

@nschlut.bsky.social
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Owner of Lewes FC. Bigger than Skyscrapers.

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There’s a species of shark called the ninja lanternshark. It glows in the dark, like all lantern sharks. It’s called ninja because the scientist who discovered it was explaining her discovery to family at Thanksgiving and then her young cousin shouted “ninjas are cool, call it the ninja shark!”
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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
First, it’s extremely annoying that flagship media outlets have selected Emily Oster as a go-to public-health expert Second, most of this piece is “try and keep some perspective, your overall risk is still low,” which, sure, is true, but misses the relevant story about elevated uncertainty
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Opinion | How Worried Should You Be About Cyclospora?
We didn’t need an outbreak of a nightmare stomach bug. But here we are.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 14/07/2026
computer… enhance
france football full logotop of bird and two starstwo blue starscowboys star
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 29/06/2026
You've got to think about that famous scene from 'The Rock' (1996). Stanley Goodspeed is holding the "string of pearls" virus container that he's just removed from its housing. He looks Sean Connery dead in the eye and says, "The second you don't respect this, it kills you." That's the energy.
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It is up to us to teach a new generation of football fans that in 2017-18 AD, Maryland and Texas played a home-and-home football series, and the Terps won both games by a combined 85-70. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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FC St. Pauli EN @en.fcstpauli.com · 13/04/2026
FC St. Pauli presents the Peace Prize in the US for the first time. The award honors individuals and initiatives that stand for solidarity, participation, and respectful coexistence. The first recipient is Wes Burdine, owner of the Black Hart of Saint Paul in Minnesota. #fcsp
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FC St. Pauli | FC St. Pauli awards Peace Prize – supporting civil…
FC St. Pauli has presented the Peace Prize for the first time. With this award, the club honors individuals and initiatives that actively stand for…
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in.
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I am shocked that, as far as I can tell, the O’s have never done a Joan Jett bobblehead.
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
ICE agent mid-air as he slips on ice and about to fall on his ass, nearly parallel to the ground. Two photographers enjoy the moment.The Vincent D'Onofrio pig post:

Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
“…and to Mario Van Peebles, who DID NOT die…”
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Are These Empty Boxes of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes — including the white ones and the chocolate ones — A New Form of McCarthyism?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
While they aren’t yet the title sponsor of any bowl games, there were wall-to-wall Palantir ads in the stadium at the Army-Navy game. That is, when they weren’t playing ads for the deodorant that won’t make you gay because it’s a cube.
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I hated this Truth social post. Hated hated hated hated hated this post. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant voter-insulting word of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the voters by its belief that anyone would be consoled by it.
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Katie O'Reilly @drkatfish.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Go tell it on the mountain - the Mountain Mullet (Dajaus monticola), that is! ⛰️ #25DaysofFishmas Day 6 takes us to the rainforests of Puerto Rico where this freshwater mullet species - also known as dajao or tepemechín - proves there ain’t no mountain high enough to keep from celebrating #Fishmas!
The #25DaysofFishmas calendar with the Mountain Mullet on December 6
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Katie O'Reilly @drkatfish.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Keep an eye on your #Fishmas tree - there’s a cat(fish) on the loose! 🎄🐈 Carolina’s on our minds here on Day 5 of #25DaysofFishmas, as we meet the Carolina Madtom (Noturus furiosus), a small - but mighty - endangered catfish species only found in North Carolina
The #25DaysofFishmas calendar with the Carolina madtom on December 5
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
That’s four posts normalizing AI so far this morning and it’s 8:30 am. Wyd, Banner?
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Wouldst Thou Like To Live Deliciously, Charlie Brown?
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I just listened to this and immediately some lady with a Japanese phone number called me and told me I have seven days to live??
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Baltimore Stallions forever so…allez les Allouettes or whatever
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
This belongs in Baltimore’s greatest collection of miscellaneous arts, conveniently located right across the street from MICA, at Mt. Royal Tavern.
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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
True fact: There is no publicly displayed portrait or likeness on campus of LSU's first president. And let the record show he was undefeated against Georgia and South Carolina
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
the mariners had a camera on the dugout in the middle of the 15th when humpy won the salmon race
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Argentina edition of Libertarian bible
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
How’s this for Orioles Magic? Jackson Holliday’s HR was the 4th time in the expansion era (1961) that the Orioles broke up a no-hit bid of 8 2/3 IP or more (@EliasSports) The 1st of those 4? 6/7/68, on a hit by Davey Johnson, who passed away today What a way to honor him 🫶
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
WHAT A WHEEEE!
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
lol
Nick Castellanos “Anytime home run” has been taken off the board at Caesars Sportsbook after the US attacked Iran.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18/06/2025
A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions.
A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions.
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Dope chant at the Labor march: “You get rich while we get poor? NOPE, not in #Baltimore!” #MayDay
Image shows a rally in downtown Baltimore with many holding signs. A sign in the foreground reads “IBEW supports liveable wages”
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
It’s the House MD “I finally have a case of lupus” gif, but it’s @michaelhobbes.bsky.social saying, “I finally have a President declaring war on Christmas.”
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Vacation Bible School Podcast 🏳️‍🌈 @vbs.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
NEW VBS! - Comically large wine bottle sizes named after Bible guys - The political inspiration for the Golden Calves story - Penis taunts, magic donkeys, and incompetent men blaming women? Well yeah, it's a Bible story - @pastortrey05.com on reasons for hope even in times such as these
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KINGS: National divorce (feat Trey Ferguson)
Podcast Episode · Vacation Bible School Podcast · 04/28/2025 · 1h 12m
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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
You there! What day is it???
UK politician Ed Balls tweeting out his own name while namesearching himself on Twitter, April 28, 2011
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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 25/04/2025
You should know I've been working on something for the past 3 months. For a surprise, go check out my profile and read the first word of every skeet, starting with this one.
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social $29.28 for the Terps, who used their one (1) Big Ten football win to give us our new national motto. 🫡 🇺🇸
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Nic @nschlut.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Since the election, I’ve read @jasonkirk.fyi ’s “Hell is a World Without You” and Vonnegut’s “Cat’s Cradle” back-to-back, which is a heck of a religious trauma double-feature. Highly recommend this for everybody else who spent their teenage years being led to believe eternal hellfire awaited them.
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