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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I feel it’s just getting worse and worse because people literally don’t read. No matter how directly something is described. People will not read, will ask for the wrong thing and call you a dumbass because you didn’t get what was actually preferable for their goal/situation etc
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Customer service will have you dealing with some of the stupidest and most babied people in the planet… on the Daily
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“your therapist is to blame for you developing boundaries around abusive people” is quite a take
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
last repost - this is Laufey. She doesn’t eat seeds and is on the grind to have the most amount of toys a bird could fit in her house
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ShipScrewUnscrewer @shipscrewunscrewer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
New candidate for top 5 best beetle moses faces
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Destiny @destinyapocalypse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What’s a little blood between friends? #bg3 #astarion
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the dark chuckler @dungeonbgm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
this image speaks directly to my heart
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026
cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yea I can see your AI generated LinkedIn profile pic. No, man it doesn’t look like a professional photoshoot… No, no, its not giving me more trust in your brand. My trust in it low-key has never been lower
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Brazil has denied visas to two officials from United States President Donald Trump's administration who had sought to travel to the country to meet with electoral authorities ahead of the October presidential election." É que lá tem lei www.dw.com/en/brazil-de...
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Brazil denies entry to Trump officials ahead of elections
Brazil rejected visas for two planned US envoys, alleging that Washington was seeking to shape Brazil's upcoming presidential election. The development adds to a deepening political tension between Br...
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miviy @miviy19.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The hero of time #zelda #ocarinaoftime
Digital art - fanart of Link with Navi from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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Lemondrop 👉 YOUMA? @lipstick-lemondrop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
holy moly @hausofdecline.bsky.social in @inthesetimes.com ???
Photo of a page from the July issue of In These Times, depicting a six-panel comic from Haus of Decline. 

Panel 1: A woman standing and smiling in front of a chart. “THE ADVENTURES OF BLOODLESS QUANT”
Panel 2: Another woman pleads to Bloodless Quant: “Bloodless Quant, please help! I can’t afford to feed my family!”
Panel 3: BQ replies, “That’s ludicrous. The stock market is at an all-time high”
Panel 4: The woman says “But groceries are—“ but BQ cheerfully interjects, “You shouldn’t make statements if you don’t have economic literacy!” 
Panel 5: BQ holds up a chart with a line rocketing upward, saying “Here’s a chart explaining why your fears are unfounded”
Panel 6: A boy asks the woman, “What are we having for dinner tonight?” The woman dejectedly stirs a pot with the chart in it. “Chart,” she replies.
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“Oh imax this imax that” Cool! Great bit of technology. Anyways there’s a single IMAX theater where I live (one of the largest cities in my country) and it’s full for the whole month! So I can’t watch such Beauty. Lol
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Kat✨ V-TUBER @thebakkat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I miss them, your honor
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 08/07/2026
A child's drawing of a cat saying "I am grateful" underneath some text saying "thankyou for carefully removing my cat's testicles".
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Seeing people find out about gaster rn bc of deltarune, as someone who legit used to ship grillster in the depths of undertale tumblr
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Suit
ALT: Suit
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Real haters don't leap. They wait and watch. They know the true reasons for hating will be Revealed
Ice detention center leader at the tay swift wedding
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Of course argentina won and then the fans started being racist towards Cape Verde’s fans and also towards Brazilians, for some fucking reason
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Agui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft
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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me
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Auk @aukkenopsia.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Beeples (playing around with shapes)
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Pank 🦑 @littlepinksquid.gay · 15/06/2026
120 Games to avoid!
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The company I work at has 2 options in the chat: u can click some buttons & talk to a bot, or u can chat with a human agent. Oftentimes, if we see someone having trouble with the bot, we chime in to help them. It pisses me off so bad that even then, some people STILL choose the automatic messages 😭
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
How it feels to have a horrible mayor who should be tried for crimes against humanity watching New Yorkers live in mamdanistan
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Got an uber today and he had this exact haircut
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dude if I had a nickel for every time this happened……
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Fully convinced trump jinxed the knicks
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コレダソン @koredasuzuki.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
ボルゾイのケルベロスシールが無事到着──
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Reaching “my sandals match my eyeglasses” levels
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Working with customer service will really show u how straight up stupid some people are, forgive me Lord
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alexia winterhalter @alexiawinterhalter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
this one was stuck in my mind for days before i painted it #gouache #sketchbook #art
a painting of trees during night. there’s a full moon behind one of them.
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The fact that stupid ass GOW fans r complaining abt GOW Laufey and Faye’s appearance, knowing she was based on The most beautiful and talented DM and actress ms Deborah Ann Woll, is CRAZY work
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◢ RED ◣ @rrh-art.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
With Martin Scorsese's 'Absolute Cinema' dead in the water. I propose the superior Willem Defoe alternative.
A black and white photo of Willem Defoe, from their 'A bad idea' for Hube https://hubemag.com/a-bad-idea-by-willem-dafoe-interview

With the words 'Absolute Cinema' over the top

Photographer: DUDI HASSON
Producer: TOM APPLETON
Production Assistant: ANNA CHALABI
Stylist: GABRIELLA NORBERG
Hair and Makeup: PETRA SELLGE
Photo Assistant: SERGIO LOPEZ
Stylist Assistant: AHLAAM OSMAN
EIC: SASHA KOVALEVA
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Leona Scream @editor.scot · 03/06/2026
CYCLE OF HATE and then the pic is this
Kermit the frog on a bike, looking happy and joyful
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the dark chuckler @dungeonbgm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
they fed me the stuff that makes horses gay. because the stuff they give to frogs wasn’t strong enough
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What the actual fuck Marty
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
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BisonWares ➡️ AthroSoCal @bisonwares.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me) This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕
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★ •_• ▲ @notzolldyck.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“Paralives’ graphics suck” ok now turn off g-shade/reshade, no-blu, no-glo, all default replacements & the 34GB of CC in your sims 4 mods folder
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Finn-al Girl @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
🥱 Why does Batman not kill the Joker 🥱🥱 Why does Batman not give his money to charity 🤯🤯🤯 :
Someone asked why Lego Batman didn't just put his parents back together
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It's Luke! Over Here Now! @ssjspeedracer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Brother this pornographic fanart fails to capture the spirit of the character
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oleha da bruise @patodeborracha.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
espero que paralives traga sim a morte da ea games
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ShibeDraws @shibedraws.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Paralives is so cute, I could put my art in a frame hehe
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
twitter image showing guy saying "holy shit a talking alligator" with the crocodile saying "the speech bubbles are not funny anymore"
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 27/05/2026
J.K. Simmons ran into Spider-Man at the Mets game tonight 😂🕸️ 🎥 MLB
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Kat✨ V-TUBER @thebakkat.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
(2019) A redraw of a pride piece that I'm still pretty proud of. [ #art #squidbob #spongebob #squidward ]
A digital painting of SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Tentacles. Both are wearing rainbow shirts for pride month, and Squidward also has a pair of star-shaped sunglasses. SpongeBob has an arm around Squidward and is pulling him close.
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Bird 🌲 @birdwarde.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
stop generating crap you look stupid! 🐟
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