matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lamar hurt, team subject to the Trump Curse, just fade the Ravens smh 010
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m more embarrassed for the Cowboys than I am happy that the Ravens won that 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Torn between “we’re terrible it’s panic time” and “maybe Tyler Shough is good actually” 001
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I give the English a lot of flak and they deserve some of it but I can’t act like I wouldn’t be all over all three of the things shown in this video 020
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Polar Bear is trying to singlehandedly will this team to the third WC spot you love to see it 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Man’s got the Cancellation Sword of Damocles dangling above his head constantly and yet! 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I don’t know why people act like Nolan is completely humorless, like sure his movies are on the whole tonally serious but they have their momentsstatic.klipy.comTenet HotAlt: Tenet “I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago” scene 140
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Not unconvinced this isn’t an elaborate Tim Robinson-esque bit 030
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Christian Encarnacion-Strand this year for some reason 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 14/06/2026This shit is why I will not suffer “did a sportsball happen” people. It brings folks together! You can use it as an inroads to talk about things like racial issues and organized labor! If it’s not your thing it’s not your thing but don’t block yourself off from a means of belonging! 0104
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 05/06/2026“Some guy” and it’s the greatest third baseman of all time 010
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Chuck meeting a trans woman from San Antoniostatic.klipy.comThe Boulder Feels Conflicted in AvatarAlt: The Boulder Feels Conflicted from ATLA 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I mostly stick to cheaper Casios (though I’ve been wearing a Marlin that is the most expensive non-smart watch I have owned at about $70) but this is my dream watch right here 010
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 30/04/2026We had to read Anthem by Ayn Rand in my sophomore year of HS 💀 020
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I agree with the OP’s Jordan gambling conspiracy bit and I raise the following two (both relatively low stakes) -Ronan Farrow is Frank Sinatra’s biological son -Lamar Jackson pooped his pants during the 2021 MNF game against the Browns 010
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Jigsaw puzzles are basically Metroidvanias if you think about it 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Society if they didn’t take away Crush’s ADHD meds 000
Reposted by mattDanchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 01/04/2026This is probably a team that’s going to float around .500 for most of the year, so for sanity’s sake it’s probably best to enjoy the wins, flush the losses and hope they make it to the trade deadline healthy and in the race. 3432
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Should have been Senseimedia.tenor.coma man is standing on the side of the road in front of a police car with a license plate that starts with the letter t.Alt: Benicio del Toro as Sensei Sergio 011
Reposted by mattlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/03/2026after a few playthroughs of slay the spire 2, i'm ready to call it: we have another Good video game. this brings the total number of Good video games in the world to two, joining the original slay the spire 2879771
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I liked this show a lot when I watched it back in the day but I think we oughta let sleeping dogs lie on this one 220
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Seeing high 60s-low 70s on the outlook for next weekend 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Damn at least the French peasants were told to eat cake 041
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I’ve long maintained R6 should go full Fortnite. Let me play as Sabrina Carpenter goddammit. 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Ten tracks of Picture to Burn (Homophobic Version) 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Got some cheddar Chex and they replaced the triangles with Cheezits 000