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matt

@nottherealmatthew.bsky.social
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late 20s/early 30s baltimoron computer guy, opinions my own and not reflective of my employer

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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Median voter
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lamar hurt, team subject to the Trump Curse, just fade the Ravens smh
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Baseball’s Princess Diana
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m more embarrassed for the Cowboys than I am happy that the Ravens won that
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Torn between “we’re terrible it’s panic time” and “maybe Tyler Shough is good actually”
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Achewood “Damn! That answer could use some work!”
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I give the English a lot of flak and they deserve some of it but I can’t act like I wouldn’t be all over all three of the things shown in this video
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Polar Bear is trying to singlehandedly will this team to the third WC spot you love to see it
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
An all timer
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Man’s got the Cancellation Sword of Damocles dangling above his head constantly and yet!
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don’t know why people act like Nolan is completely humorless, like sure his movies are on the whole tonally serious but they have their moments
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Tenet Hot
Alt: Tenet “I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago” scene
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My genuine reaction
John Brown, one of the greatest Americans to have ever lived and who did nothing wrong except not killing more slavers
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Not unconvinced this isn’t an elaborate Tim Robinson-esque bit
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Bro might be dating Mr. Mxyzptlk
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Christian Encarnacion-Strand this year for some reason
Barry Bonds
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“Suck my fucking balls” -Ryan O’Hearn (something he got caught saying on a hot mic once lmao)
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dude’s carrying our outfield defense lmao
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is just how it sounds in a Bawlmer accent
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This shit is why I will not suffer “did a sportsball happen” people. It brings folks together! You can use it as an inroads to talk about things like racial issues and organized labor! If it’s not your thing it’s not your thing but don’t block yourself off from a means of belonging!
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
he stummy hort :(
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“Some guy” and it’s the greatest third baseman of all time
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Chuck meeting a trans woman from San Antonio
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The Boulder Feels Conflicted in Avatar
Alt: The Boulder Feels Conflicted from ATLA
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Critical support to furries
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I mostly stick to cheaper Casios (though I’ve been wearing a Marlin that is the most expensive non-smart watch I have owned at about $70) but this is my dream watch right here
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We had to read Anthem by Ayn Rand in my sophomore year of HS 💀
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Remember That Guy? @rememberthatguy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
#NotAllMarylanders
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I agree with the OP’s Jordan gambling conspiracy bit and I raise the following two (both relatively low stakes) -Ronan Farrow is Frank Sinatra’s biological son -Lamar Jackson pooped his pants during the 2021 MNF game against the Browns
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
O’s legend
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Rare Bob L
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Jigsaw puzzles are basically Metroidvanias if you think about it
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
woah momma they put me on the blu ray
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Society if they didn’t take away Crush’s ADHD meds
Futuristic city
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is probably a team that’s going to float around .500 for most of the year, so for sanity’s sake it’s probably best to enjoy the wins, flush the losses and hope they make it to the trade deadline healthy and in the race.
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Should have been Sensei
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a man is standing on the side of the road in front of a police car with a license plate that starts with the letter t.
Alt: Benicio del Toro as Sensei Sergio
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Wasn’t this that one rap group/boy band?
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Go dawgs
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Dune (Herbert, 1965)
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The Chad Innings Eater
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/03/2026
after a few playthroughs of slay the spire 2, i'm ready to call it: we have another Good video game. this brings the total number of Good video games in the world to two, joining the original slay the spire
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I liked this show a lot when I watched it back in the day but I think we oughta let sleeping dogs lie on this one
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Seeing high 60s-low 70s on the outlook for next weekend
Val Kilmer as Chris Shiherlis in Heat (1995) saying “I need it brother”
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Damn at least the French peasants were told to eat cake
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Picture of Donald Trump captioned with “This post was fact checked by real American patriots - True”
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Top two post-Beatles Macca song imo
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I’ve long maintained R6 should go full Fortnite. Let me play as Sabrina Carpenter goddammit.
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Ten tracks of Picture to Burn (Homophobic Version)
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Got some cheddar Chex and they replaced the triangles with Cheezits
Utter Woke Nonsense guy in front of wall
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matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Not a Seahawks fan but I need that jacket
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