matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026All I know about her is the one post where she says her album is a “thicc queen” and that she was working on some “final ass mixes” and that she’s descended from the founders of Macys I think? 010
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lamar hurt, team subject to the Trump Curse, just fade the Ravens smh 010
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Thinking about Haus of Decline’s Trey Yesavage comic from last year 010
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m more embarrassed for the Cowboys than I am happy that the Ravens won that 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Torn between “we’re terrible it’s panic time” and “maybe Tyler Shough is good actually” 001
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There was one time my dad and I went on a bus trip to a NASCAR race in Dover (I know, I know) and this one lady drank so many white russians on the way there that as soon as she got to the stands she passed out and slept through the ~3 hours or so of the race 1201
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mandatory for all soldiers to speak a lil Chinese for em 110
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hey thanks for Declan Doyle though, he seems to have taught Zay Flowers how to run forward 011
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Saw someone on here insinuate this was “humiliating” to Big Al as if a guy who would have washed out of the league in other circumstances getting to pitch some low leverage relief for a couple weeks, get a week off, and then repeat the cycle again isn’t a half decent deal 111
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Also my answer to the OP is Kanye (for obvious reasons) and Arcade Fire (listened to the first two LPs cover to cover many times, liked their stuff up to and including Reflektor, but between the Win Butler allegations and Everything Now and WE being shit I cannot be assed to listen to them again 010
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Trampled Under Foot came on in the car today and I forgot how good that groove is, would have been interesting to see if they moved in a poppier/dancier direction if they’d continued into the 80s (I think they would have done more with synths/keyboards if nothing else) 111
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’m too O’s brained because my first thought was “I figure Polar Bear can get to 40 but I didn’t know he stole that much” and not “wait isn’t Shohei in the NL?” 110
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I give the English a lot of flak and they deserve some of it but I can’t act like I wouldn’t be all over all three of the things shown in this video 020
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 30/08/2026They’re a bunch of chuds but I’ll be damned if they couldn’t rock 010
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Guy I know ended up a Chiefs fan this way so it could work out for you 010
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Polar Bear is trying to singlehandedly will this team to the third WC spot you love to see it 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Man’s got the Cancellation Sword of Damocles dangling above his head constantly and yet! 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 13/08/2026No clue what screenshot you mean which is a bit telling isn’t it 020
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026He was Dominican and his real name was Barry Rodriguez everyone knows that 010
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I don’t know why people act like Nolan is completely humorless, like sure his movies are on the whole tonally serious but they have their momentsstatic.klipy.comTenet HotAlt: Tenet “I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago” scene 140
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Not unconvinced this isn’t an elaborate Tim Robinson-esque bit 030
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My future kids: Dad how good was CES’ 2026 Linsanity run? Me:static.klipy.comVince McMahon Crying: He Was SpecialAlt: Vince McMahon Crying: He Was Special 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Christian Encarnacion-Strand this year for some reason 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 24/07/2026my genuine reaction to learning this is actually happeningstatic.klipy.comGirl's Crazy Possession: Anna/Karly (1981 Movie)Alt: Possession (1981) subway scene 110
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hearing reports that it points at a green light at the end of his former love’s dock??? 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 11/07/2026static.klipy.comBlack Dynamite I Sell Drugs To The CommunityAlt: Black Dynamite I Sell Drugs To The Community 1331
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Genuinely the only way I can enjoy Orioles baseball, wish more people had this mindset They’re not gonna do much this year but as long as we get some fun stories to tell I’m ok 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Don’t forget Jim “my proudest enemy is the guy I shot in ‘Nam” Webb 120
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 08/07/2026BREAKING: rich white dude who lived in Florida for several years is a chud 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 05/07/2026As that one former B*rst**l guy on the other site used to say “O’s win 2/3, probably sweep” 000
matt @nottherealmatthew.bsky.social · 01/07/2026O’s only have two more payments left (just don’t look up how many more we have to Chris Davis💀) 010