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Adam Levine

@notthatadamlevine.bsky.social
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Barron’s Tech Senior Writer. I am also sometimes wrong. Stanning Costco since 1990. Signal: adam_levine.99 Likes=bookmarks; repost≠endorsement. Dumb opinions are mine, not my employer’s. www.barrons.com/authors/adam-levine

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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is such a good parody that many will not recognize it as parody.
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L.A. Material @lamaterial.com · 01/10/2026
What’s up with Dodger Stadium’s mysterious concrete murals? About a dozen are scattered throughout the park — and even the Dodgers don't seem to know where they came from. Nate Rogers solves an L.A. Mystery, hunting down the forgotten details of their creation: buff.ly/eudWuUK
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The Mystery of Dodger Stadium’s Concrete Murals, Solved
Hidden in plain sight, Dodger Stadium’s concrete murals have puzzled fans for decades. Here is the true story of the midcentury artists who created them.
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Walt Whitman @skeetsofgrass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Arrests of criminals, slights, adulterous offers made, acceptances, rejections with convex lips,
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got Mrs Levine the food court Costco bear. Also the churros are real and they’re fantastic.
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Successfully prompt injected a spam text
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My spirit animal is a middle-aged Packers fan.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if someone says "I would like to pay you money to wear tracksuits and act like Al Davis" you say yes
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
$COST earnings day 🛒
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Carlton Banks' Dreamy Happy Expression
ALT: Carlton Banks' Dreamy Happy Expression
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Nick Juskewycz @itssked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Based on the timeline here Jolin Ellison saw Denard Robinson beat Notre Dame in 2011 and the Michigan football drug hit her like a goddang tidal wave www.wsj.com/sports/footb...
wsj.com
Exclusive | The Super Donor Quarterbacking Michigan Sports: Larry Ellison’s Wife
University of Michigan graduate Jolin Ellison wields a deep pocket and a powerful voice directed at winning football and basketball games.
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would like once again to apologize for the entire University of Michigan for making mr brightside a sports song. Our bad.
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sitting next to a dude the size of Reacher who’s in the center seat on Southwest. Flight attendant showed us all mercy and moved him to an empty row.
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My god
Y’all with the cult? King of the Hill Meme
Panel 1
Hank: Excuse me, are y'all with the Effective Altruists?
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Cult member: Well we're not really a part of the core EA community, we're more like EA-adjacent, maybe about 30th percentile? we have
some disagreements about how precisely "effectiveness" is measured and quantified when-
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Hank: Yeah, this is it.
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
PSA: there is no pumpkin in a pumpkin spice latte.
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
College football cannot be beat.
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BIG CHEECH CAKE @chelsisright.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We are so back
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
NBC BRINGING BACK THE MORE YOU KNOW!
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The More You Know
ALT: The More You Know
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LA’s hyperhumid super El Niño heatwave has finally done the impossible: cleared out the Silver Lake Intelligentsia patio at 1pm on a Wednesday
empty patio at Intelligentsia in Silver Lake where there are usually 30 people working on screenplays
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Andy Warhol @warhol.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Apple, 1985 botfrens.com/collections/19/content…
Apple
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sitting through a 3-hr movie in a theater is not my style, but I may have to make an exception. I’m haunted by this trailer.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/09/2026
New character appeared: sober cousin. Also, I’ve been sick and emotional about football too. I get it.
Texas A&M Police • @TAMUPolice • 4m
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Public Intoxication. MSC 2nd floor bathroom.
Subject was sick and emotional. Released to sober cousin. #BTHOmissouristate
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuck DraftKings
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Vultures in the backyard. Is that a good thing?
two vultures on a tree branch in front of a palm tree trunk
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
100-minute victory lap and well deserved.
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is something wrong, Apple Music?
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@pablo.show the people have spoken
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Your monthly PSA: ADP is bullshit that is promotional for ADP Challenger is bullshit that is promotional for Challenger As you were.
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This chart gets crazier every month
Chart with data center construction spending going up fast, other types of office construction going down fast. Begins Nov 2022, when ChatGPT debuted
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Please god let it be a reboot of his old WOR TV show. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
hollywoodreporter.com
Howard Stern Cuts SiriusXM Show to Once a Week, Inks HBO Max Deal for Streaming
The host will adapt his live SiriusXM show into a streamable episode for HBO Max.
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Coyote v Acme 👍👍
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Strong start to the season for @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We’re so back @sickoscommittee.org
2 consecutive ALL CAPS sickos tweets.
SAFETY ALERT
CHICAGO STATE SCORES THEIR FIRST TOUCHDOWN IN PROGRAM HISTORY
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We watched 9 to 5 last night and it remains a delightful movie, despite all the criminal activity by the heroines. Kidnapping is a serious offense! Also reminded me that it’s been too long since I’ve been to Dan Tana’s for a Dabney Coleman, and we need to rectify that. variety.com/2024/scene/f...
variety.com
At Dan Tana’s Restaurant, the Loss of Dabney Coleman Hits Hard: ‘He Was Larger Than Life’
West Hollywood eatery Dan Tana's is celebrating its 60th anniversary while also mourning its most loyal customer, Dabney Coleman, who died last week.
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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Apricot Trees in Blossom - April 1888 botfrens.com/collections/46/content…
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nothing beats local news @lamaterial.com lamaterial.com/p/sexual-rel...
For the most part, it was like any other public comment session at a Los Angeles City Council meeting. There were racial slurs, rampant profanities, and multiple songs — one a ballad in Mandarin Chinese, one a parody of “Best of You” by the Foo Fighters. A man who calls himself “Goat Puppet” and often speaks using a hand puppet of a goat was there to tell the Councilmembers they were all going to prison. Students from the Boys and Girls Club of the West Valley had been invited to witness it all.
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Big if true
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Another @xkcd.com instant classic
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly’s first appearance on the Porter Wagoner show, 1967. Crazy star power from the start. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sX4...
youtube.com
Dolly Parton - Dumb Blonde (1967)
YouTube video by Dolly Parton HD
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There some daft motherfuckers on this here website.
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
O fuk no
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is how to headline.
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Andy Warhol @warhol.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Skull, 1976 botfrens.com/collections/19/content…
Skull
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he…
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I prefer interest payments to GDP (flow-to-flow measurement, not stock-to-flow)
Chart showing federal intererest payments to GDP ratio. At 3.8% now, the high was Q1 1991 at 5%
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Gustav Klimt @klimtgustav.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In Schloss Kammer on the Attersee III (1910), the water, sky, and façade click into a rigid pattern. Klimt used a telescope to flatten the distance between lake and stone, abandoning 3D depth to transform a grand manor into a delicate, two-dimensional tapestry.
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Conor Sen @conorsen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When does the stock market reopen? Late August?
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Defector @defector.com · 10/08/2026
Every Don Nelson obit, including this one, will note that he was the second-winningest coach in NBA history—1,335 wins, not including 75 playoff victories. That is maybe the 17th-most interesting thing about him. defector.com/don-nelson-f...
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Don Nelson Followed His Bliss And Changed Basketball | Defector
The notice from Don Nelson’s family announcing his death on Sunday at the age of 86 said he “peacefully went to be with the Lord, surrounded by his loving family.” This immediately convinces us that…
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Adam Levine @notthatadamlevine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s the lack of shame www.meta.com/thefutureisf...
meta.com
The Future is for Everyone
Read Mark Zuckerberg’s piece on our values for building superintelligence for everyone.
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